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NE:Rob Gronkowski returns to practice Saturday
CLG:Mayfield 'in play' for Browns with top pick
PIT:Big Ben wants to play three more seasons
SEA:Earl Thomas open to holding out for new deal
PHI:Wentz tore ACL & LCL; 'Hopeful' for Week 1
CIN:Bengals hope to re-sign free agent C Bodine
CLG:Baker Mayfield met with BUF, MIA, NYJ and NO
DAL:3-of-4 beat writers think Dez stays a Cowboy
MIA:Jarvis Landry still likely to leave Dolphins?
NYG:Gettleman: Eli has plenty of arm talent left
NE:Gronk (concussion) misses Friday walkthrough
BUF:Longtime Bills C Eric Wood hanging up cleats

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See you in Jacksonville, Brady

nobody actually thinks the XFL will be anything more than a hilarious meme, right?

>CIN:Bengals hope to re-sign free agent C Bodine
you let Zeitler and Whitworth leave town but you wanna keep this bum? fucking bungles

Press F to pay respect to Eric Wood

What are you fags eating for the superb owl tomorrow?

The Jets are a boring and bad football team and there is nothing you can do to stop them

nice try I'm not falling for this bait

>*blocks your path*

why don't you want Rosen?

trips confirms

I dont like his face

all of his teammates hate him and I think he's getting a pass from the media for it and a lot of people have hinted at him being uncoachble.

I would just much rather have Darnold or Mayfield.

His jawline reminds me of a bathroom tile.

Name this hall of fame quarterback

>Darnold
AHAHAHHA

Eli Manning

*spins out of your path*

Namath

Joe Namath?

I think its because he looks like that Jimmy faggot from Boardwalk Empire

Ding ding ding
Gj anons

>all of his teammates hate him
this is unsubstantiated at best and a lie at worst. don't spread rumors

twitter.com/DownWithDamon/status/941325011880525824

>when the pats win, AFC and nfc will be tied for all time sb record

Elway

Who dat

>where will he put the sixth?

this is also a hall of fame qb

when there's smoke there's fire. Trent Dilfer went into detail about Rosen on the Rich Eisen Show when he attended one of his camps. IMO just my preference.

Hall of fame confirmed meaningless desu

Stabler?

Sister of Noted Trump Supporting Anti Semite Ben Shapiro

>The Eagles won't win 8 games
>The Eagles won't make the playoffs
>The Eagles won't win the division
>The Eagles won't get a bye
>The Eagles won't have a first Seed
>The Eagles won't beat the Falcons
>The Eagles won't beat the Vikings
---[You are here]---
>The Eagles won't win the Super Bowl

Someone who's ancestors your ancestors probably hid in the cellar.

>he roots for the Patriots

I would say that joke was in poor taste but only retards would get offended by jokes about a fictional event.

No I don't

Dilfer already changed his mind about him and his original opinion was formed when Rosen was 17. also that's Bart Starr ain't it

>tfw Torrey Smith absorbed Flacco's playoff eliteness and spread it to Foles

Nah to both

Honestly id be eternally jelly of the eagles if they win

They’d have bragging rights over patriot fans for all eternity for beating them with a backup qb and maybe even be remembered as the team that ended the pats dynasty

That's cause you a gay boi

enjoy, mon amie
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Those rumors are unsubstanciated

>that ended the pats dynasty

that happened when the niguars concussed gronk

Mon dieu

t. queer

Which team was he on

>advertisers refer to the Super Bowl as "the big game"
why is this allowed? how is using the term "Super Bowl" considered copyright infringement?

>Pats choke away cakewalks in 2007, 2010, and 2015
>2017 was a cakewalk
really makes you think

I was going to actually explain it in a helpful manner, but then I noticed you are an anime poster and are beneath my notice.

Multiple teams but the one he’s most well rememberd for playing is currently in the nfc

Is there a more cucked team in football history?

>lost 4 Super Bowls
>haven’t won a championship since 76
>haven’t had a franchise QB since 76
>fans are garbage
>state is garbage
>lost to a backup QB in a blowout while having the “””””#1 Defense”””””
>team that fucked them raw in the ass is now playing in THEIR stadium for their first ever super bowl win
>faggot fans will be required by law to not start shit when the green and white flows in
>we can freely laugh at them and mock them because we leave after a day

I hope the suicides in Shittysota rose after this season ends. Fuck your state, fuck your team, and #FuckMillie, stupid boomer cunt

wait til you get to the bottom

>2010
God himself got a bit tired of the Pats and fucked them vs the Jets

>2015
Our center was retarded

Just finished making my famous bologna cake for tomorrows big game!

Palmer, Eli or Kurt Warner?

at least we arent the only ringless team in our division
one more week until orsons choke sp to death

>hof qb
>Palmer, Eli

You’re thinking way too recently as well

>Reddit Bay is posting shit he got from reddit again
Why does he keep trying to get us to join his nfl subreddit

>muh orsons
If we win I'm still spamming Orsons and laughing at all the teams we shat on along the way. Especially the Vikings. You guys were cancer before we beat you, and cancer afterwards.

>*last Superbowl

corrected for you

>ReddittanGarnett wants to meme

it is known

No idea, Mark Griffin?

>Philly fans are the absolute worst, they were LITERALLY throwing bricks and pi-shitting on people, yeah
>oh, and they said mean things about a 99 year old
twitter.com/TheMightyEROCK/status/956209533227028480

youtube.com/watch?v=3viBNVlYV6w

>yfw EDP gets kicked out of the Owl

For those of us actually going to watch the super bowl, what do you have planned to piss of Vicuck fans?

>bought a bunch of air horns
>plan to follow around uppity cucks fans and blast it in their face
>sewed a giant “#FuckMillie” on my jersey
>bringing a sign that says “38-7” that I’ll be constantly wavin as I go

Any more ideas would be appreciated

find and print out this picture

FOLES chants.

WE GON TO DAT SUPABOWL AND WE GON WIN DAT BITCH

The Eagles will never win a Super Bowl, ever.

What is this stance called?

youtu.be/OhrrGu2rcZ4?t=1m5s

this is probably an extremely stupid question. but why don't NFL teams just hire someone absurdly tall to be a receiver? if say they have someone who is 9 or 10 feet tall, how could that possibly be defended? the receiver could just stand there and catch it.

>catch one ball
>get broken in half by a linebacker

Who the fuck have you ever seen that is 9 feet tall? And because there’s actual skill that goes into being a receiver. It’s not just height.

How is this illegal?

Helmet to helmet.

The Eagles tried that with Harold Carmichael and ended up doing nothing but throwing him screen passes and shit

I'm okay with it because this big dumb retard got his head smashed in

he could catch a ball then just kneel every time

>leads with his shoulder

Okay but helmet to helmet contact is inevitable on virtually every play, they're large thick pieces of plastic, pretty sure that's why they wear helmets

why dont NFL players know how to properly tackle anymore? you know, where you wrap your arms around them? do they just not teach them that anymore?

Im tired of this showy shoulder or head first bullshit.

Doesn't really matter to the refs as long as the helmet makes clear contact.

I will post the bail and give next years Super Bowl tickets to whomever punches Millie at the Owl

>How is this illegal?
Cause the crowd went OOOOOOOO when it happened therefore it's illegal and Barry Church should be burned at the stake

How is he going to advance beyond the line of scrimmage and still be in enough space not to get hit?

Unintentional helmet to helmet hit

Well because there aren't anybody that tall. That tallest living man is 8 ft 2.8 in. Plus, people who are that tall, in the 7 or 8 feet range are typically slower, and jumping that high for a pass if a piece of cake for most defensive backs in the NFL. You could argue that the tall guy could also jump, but how high can those people really jump? Also, people that tall are much slower. I'd wager a guy that tall would be easier to defend than shorter adn faster WRs, there's a reason why tall guys choose basketball over football. Lastly, people that tall are usually that tall due to a genetic reason and have brittle bones, they'd likely get hurt.

The real question is why don't NFL teams higher "bounty hunters", as in very big and large players specifically signed to purposefully injure key players on the other team. A 15 yard penalty is nothing to a team losing their best players due to injury, and suspending or ejecting the player specifically hired to injure key players on the other team doesn't really matter as they wouldn't be used for anything else, and then they could just hire a new person to do that for the next week.

official super bowl food power rankings
1. wings. all kinds.
2. delivery pizza
3. 7 layer bean dip
4. lil smokies
5. spinach dip
6. hot dogs and burgers
7. ribs
8. jalapeno poppers
9. chili
10. vegetable platter with dip

>The real question is why don't NFL teams higher "bounty hunters", as in very big and large players specifically signed to purposefully injure key players on the other team.

They do, that's how Rodney Harrison and Bill Romanowski had jobs

>How is he going to advance beyond the line of scrimmage

well its not like players can make contact with him before he holds the ball

>Ribs that low
shit list

>and jumping that high for a pass if a piece of cake for most defensive backs in the NFL.

really? i never thought that. i thought that's why they always struggled covering gronk or randy moss or calvin johnson, because they just cant jump high enough

They couldn’t cover moss because r was fast AND could jump AND could caught sloppy throws.
People can’t cover gronk because brady only throws to him in zone or on reads. He is never the primary receiver outside of endzone fades. It’s not that they can’t cover gronk and that’s why he’s always open for the catch, it’s that Brady will never throw to gronk UNLESS he isn’t covered.

A team should've signed Sapp as a TE and just thrown screens at him.

This guy has the perfect QB name. He better not go to the Patriots.

official super bowl teams
1. Patriots
2. GO BIRDS

But those players are older, and I mean players that are more deliberate and there just to injure key players on the other team. As in taking very dirty/cheap shots after the whistle and stuff like that. Because again, taking a 15 yard penalty and getting your bounty hunter payer ejected is nothing to the other team losing their best player.

Burt those players you mentioned are tall, not freakishly tall. Freakishly tall people, due to their extreme height, can't run or jump nearly as well, whereas tall players like Gronk or Moss don't lose speed or jumping ability due to their height.

>post yfw Mille the Whore dies before the Queens see another playoff game

>shoulder to shoulder hits are now illegal