What if Poland was Orthodox?

What if Poland was Orthodox?

Also, I think Orthodoxy fits Poland better than Catholicism.

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Nah, would be much worse. Less westernized, more like Russia.

What if Russia became Lutheran (or whatever Finland is)?

we would be retarded forest autists

It would be even poorer. If that was even possible lmao

Also church rubbing dicks with commie government.

Poland is not westernised. Poles want to believe it is but it's don't. It's basically a little richer Russia/Ukraine. Only Western thing is German architecture in cities.

Just kys.

Poland is literally part of the West, you're just poor and backwards.

And what makes it West? Just the fucking religion and latin alphabet. It's still not enough.

>Orthodoxy fits Poland better than the religion which has played an incredibly significant part in creating Polish identity
okay

You know what fits south slavs best in my opinion? state atheism.

everything kurwa, architecture, religion, quality of life, safety, education, health system, go to asia, africa or south america and you will come back asap

Orthodoxy arrived in Poland first! Poland is too eastern to be Catholic!

you have to go back, mykola

Western countries don't emigrate to other countries, so yeah Poland is eastern, sorry retards

>quality of life

lmao
>safety

Because there is no Muslims. But Poland has dirty Ukrainians now (who are Orthodox!)

Fuck you! Byzantine civilization is better!

Russia would've wanted their clay even more so, probably. the west would dislike poland even more so because they are neighboring heretics

>Portugal, Spain and Italy are Eastern

Not only that. Poles refers to everything west from Poland as ''the West''.

maybe
uh
just maybe
I'm just dropping a thought here don't be overwhelmed by it
umm
because everything west from Poland is west from Poland therefore "west"?

No they're southern :)

Come on, dude. Catholics don't call their Orthodox brothers heretics. They're just schismatics.

we're southern then :)

Poles are pretty much northern to Spaniards, Portuguese and Italians. For them, we are no different than Scandinavians.

well they definitely didn't look at orthodox people with the same ire as they did with protestants that is for sure

In Italy we refer to ourselves as Christians and we use Protestants and Orthodox for other sects

No.

>education

1/3 polaczków nie jest w stanie zdać matury
każdego jebanego roku

>retarded forest autists
As opposed to the current angry taiga psychopaths? Yeah, I think you should consider Lutheranism.

why are poles even catholic? I thought poles hated people of color?

>Western countries don't emigrate to other countries
Hi.

Poland is what Russia would look like without Oligarchs and Putin brainwashing.

>christcuck arrives

That's because some Protestants are heretical. The Orthodox churches view Catholics as heretics, but Catholics think the Orthodox are basically just lost brothers.

Poles are stupid primitive people.

Cyrillic alphabet instead of szczrzwpzdg shit would be beneficial.

>What if Poland was Orthodox?
Your churches would look like this and your church songs would sound like this.
youtube.com/watch?v=gcNgfDsPrnw
You'd get a few different holidays too.

Chatolics doesn't see other branchs as lost brothers, thats because we are alredy the biggest church and we don't care about other opinions

vargposting is for nerdy fags who would be some of the first to go if they ever had to be self-reliant.

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You are wrong. For example I looked at Polish small villages at Google map. It's much closer to German villages. Russian, Belarussian and Ukrainian villages are Africa tier compared to Polish villages. It's not like I love Poland so much, it is just what I saw.

>tfw no judaic poland irl

>no schism of church
>no catholics
>no protestants

It all started looong before schism. Schism was only accepting the fact you know.

Where can I start learning about Orthodoxy and the early church?

I was brought up Lutheran so I didn't really learn shit other than the reformation. Nowadays I sometimes go to mass at an Anglo-Catholic church but I'm really thinking I want to try going to mass at one of the Orthodox cathedrals in my city.

Orthodox musid would be a plus
Our catholic chants are meh

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Start with Wikipedia

>For example I looked at Polish small villages at Google map. It's much closer to German villages.
Ale znaš li kto to budoval? XD
Byl jesm na vsih slovjanskih zemljah, no i věš čto, to je velika pogreška, že polakov imenujut zahodnymi slovjanami.

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also google videos gave me this as one of firsts results
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What is pogreska, budoval and zahodnymi. Other words I understan but can't get your point.

>to je velika pogreška, že polakov imenujut zahodnymi slovjanami.

Mi su katolicke ruske.

Kurva jesi li slovjaninom?!
>What is pogreska
zabluda, hiba
>budoval
gradil, stroil
>and zahodnymi
zahod, zapad, zakat

Nyne razumeš?

O V O
V
O

>facepalm.jpg

You do realize the last on is Catholic and Polish right?
youtube.com/watch?v=NrhHjoyaHdo

P.S. Belarusians are our long lost bros.

OVO
B
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I wouldn't mind being in Russian cultural and geopolitical sphere if you weren't so bydlo and violent.

>Nyne
cecd

>bydlo and violent
I think it's a thing with Orthodox Slavs. Just look at Yugoslavia.

Yugoslavia was Catholics, Orthodox and Muslims. And it was catholics Croats who were most evil and genocidal.

You have to go back

>so bydlo and violent.
We arent. Thats a meme

Polak

>catholics Croats
*Orthodox Serbs

>bydlo huje moje
Lepje byste postali muzyku, mater vam jebem
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Were probably closer to Spics more than anything else

The Crusade proved otherwise

Capital of Poland would be Konigsberg
Official language would be German

>cold countries that are catholic
yea, this meme need to end.

That ain't church music.

The Catholic Church has an official position on this matter, and that's what I'm referring to. Historical role playing is dumb.

>cold countries that are catholic
Catholics are the majority religion in much of the colder parts of the USA.
t. Midwestern Catholic