You arrive in Preston c.2545 edition
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Why contain it?
Mmhhm, ah yes of course, but yes...
The so called:
Northern Powerhouse...
>tfw for all we know human history could span billions of years across trillions of planets and we just happened to be born in the 0.0001% on the homeworld pre-singularity
any frozen pizza man in
normies are robots
Any cheb asian man in?
grilled cheese and salami sarnies so basically pizza
...
Person I currently hate most in /brit/: The bellend who posts the same shite pictures of London and calls it 'Pengdon'
I thought Pengdon was a suburb of London...?
quite triggered by the excessively phallic motif of this image 2bh
ALL lager tastes like fucking pish and anyone who disagrees is lying to themselves to seem "manly".
Any of you bent cunts wanna go 12 rounds?
crime idea: molest people and instantly come out as a bender when your noncery is revealed
bread = pints > bacon > beans > everything else
you and me we can go toe to toe
bitter > lager
Waiting for a phone call
humans weren't meant to be crammed in to concrete jungle cities, we were meant to roam the plains, that's why depression is so widespread
Meet me outside the CEX in Crawley in 30 minutes.
Pint of landlord pls
utterly bizarre post
3 cheeses dr oatker here
only the best for me
from whomst'
*shoots you*
i've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand
Somebody large brain this fella
Ah yes the so called “depression”
The disease that can be cured simply by stepping outside
his bf (me)
thats me LOL think theres some others too
fuck off jerry
HELP HELP MY CAREER HAS FALLEN
would hate to live in a city this big
don't know why normies think its so cool
@94
NEVER reply to me again bender twat
just stepped outside and it cured my depression
what if we are the pinnacle of human civilisation? what if humanity starts to stagnate and decline in the future and our descendants look at us the same way medieval peasants looked at Rome?
been walking 6 miles a day this year and i'm still depressed
I went to Catholic school
Samsung
Can't do anything until they call, because I missed the last one, so I'm just waiting patiently like a fucking normie
Dislike phones. Simple as
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does anyone have the image with bizarro rorkesheed etc categories
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You arrive in brazil
He was more Underwood than we ever knew.
how much was your bumhole touched?
'rim
Currently nearing the end of S2 of House of Cards.
Debating whether to stop watching in case people think I'm a nonce apologist.
whoms't've :pp
fuck off bender faggot twat
Pilsner and IPA are worse than lager in general.
l respect him more now 2bh
the last time my provider was supposed to "call me back" they never did, reckon you should just call them if its possible.
Your appointment with FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
yeh
depression is a modern invention, cavemen didn't mope around
Expressions which are easy on the ears
- The social contract
Just don't like your gimmick simple as
Nothing against you as a person
there's more to life than a little money you know
cool
that's probably because they were busy
...
Oh sweet summer child. There was a pinnacle of civilisation long before us or Rome. Then massive flooding and disasters destroyed it. Most likely the same will happen, and the cycle will renew. You seriously didn't know this?
*Walks into the /brit/ pub*
Uh yes one hot water please
Not even once, unfortunately
hate this face
Any Belgian Ale man in?
>bizarro
great album
That’s exactly what I’m saying
It’s all in their minds
>presentation at work tomorrow
no
*walks into the /brit/ pub*
*isn't 21 so does a 360 and walk away*
love this gimmick
we get it, you're gay, but why do you have to be such an obnoxious cunt about it?
chet
'ce
his bravery in coming out was truly inspiring
*upvotes*
We know for a fact that we are not the pinnacle of human civilisation.
*posts sam hyde's 50th joke about baking from scratch being lame*
business idea: hang the rich
chet
*pours a water from the cold tap*
*hops over the bar and squats over the glass*
*rips a gigantic wet fart*
ahhhhhh there's your hot water mate
mebbe it's time to turn around and start walking home again eh?
Goddamn you're a stupid cunt. How the fuck do you know about cavemen? Here's a clue:depression existed then, but you just fucking died. As with any other disease.
wish I was a good singer
I would sing to you all
theresa may catch frase: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL THE POOR
/here/
had some rochefort 10 at the weekend desu
genuinely believe humans will be close to extinction soon
took my daily calcium supplement lads..
want to see someone order hot water in a pub now. it's one of those things that i KNOW will make me giggle loudly
Spreading the message
You have truly earned this brainlet
would you like to see some more variation in it or what
can I use your time machine mate?
giz us a voocaroooo then
song request: Green Light-Lorde (famous NZ singer)
Honestly don't get runts who drink coke over pepsi max.
Pepsi max is zero calories, a can of coke is 150.
You do the math.
>cavemen
What a great argument. Because naturally, anything a caveman does is desirable and natural. Fuck civilisation and technology, you think a caveman had any of that?
*Murders a man*
Felt like it, you can't stop me-cavemen did it.
*Rapes you for complaining*
*hangs you as soon as you loot the rich*
...
"I'm a nonce..."
>audience suddenly silent, faces like stone
"...and a sexual predator..."
>audience turn from shock to anger as it sinks in, begin to draw breath for outcry
"...but I did it to boys instead of grown women and am living as a gay man."
>clapping can be heard from Jupiter
completed the wank
pepsi max tastes better too
yeh sure. whats your address so i can send it to you?