Brit/pol/ - Boris Aesthetically Strikes Back Edition

> T H R E A D . T H E M E
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> M A Y ' S . C A B I N E T
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> S P E C T A T O R
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SUMMON HIM.

DO IT NOW.

ACCELERATE THE MEME MAGICK THAT IS BUILDING UP IN THIS WORLD.

BRING KEK INTO THIS PLANE - SUMMON HIM SO THAT HE MAY CLEANSE THE EARTH

BRING FORTH YOUR KEK'S.

SUMMON HIM

DO IT NOW.

BRING HIM FORTH

SUMMON HIM

GRANT HIM A TRULY PHYSICAL FORM SO HE CAN INITIATE THE PENULTIMATE HAPPENING.

>When unto thee comes a feeling,
drawing thee nearer to the darker gate,
examine thine heart and find if the feeling
thou hast has come from within.
If thou shalt find the darkness thine own thoughts,
banish them forth from the place in thy mind.

>Send through thy body a wave of vibration,
irregular first and regular second,
repeating time after time until free.
Start the WAVE FORCE in thy BRAIN CENTER.
Direct it in waves from thine head to thy foot.

>Seek ye first a place bound by darkness.
Place ye a circle around about thee.
Stand erect in the midst of the circle.
Use thou this formula, and you shalt be free.
Raise thou thine hands to the dark space above thee
. Close thou thine eyes and draw in the LIGHT.

>Call to the SPIRIT OF LIGHT through the Space-Time,
using these words and thou shalt be free:
"Fill thou my body, O SPIRIT OF LIfe,
fill thou my body with SPIRIT OF LIGHT.
Come from the FLOWER
that shines through the darkness.
Come from the HALLS where the Seven Lords rule.

>Name them by name, I, the Seven:
THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
and SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT--Nine.

>By their names I call them to aid me,
free me and save me from the darkness of night:
UNTANAS, QUERTAS, CHIETAL,
and GOYANA, HUERTAL, SEMVETA--ARDAL.
By their names I implore thee,
free me from darkness
and fill me with LIGHT

>Seek ye first a place bound by darkness.
Place ye a circle around about thee.
Stand erect in the midst of the circle.
Use thou this formula, and you shalt be free.
Raise thou thine hands to the dark space above thee
Close thou thine eyes and draw in the LIGHT.

>Erdogan seeking asylum in UK
>tfw Boris is charge of whether to accept him
>tfw Boris called him a goat fucker
>tfw his spokesperson threatened Boris not yesterday

Stop with the Italian architecture

RUMOUR THAT ERDOGAN HAS BEEN GIVEN PERMISSION TO LAND IN LONDON

AS YET UNCONFIRMED

I think Erdogan is coming to London to seek coup advice from Corbyn

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Does the Turkish public support the coup?

Who are we backing?

Fuck off post-modernist faggot

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Do you think May would give him it?

The Turks have historically trusted the military over the government, it's like a reset button for them, this is the 5th coup in 50 years.

Time to arrest him for human rights violations and crimes against western civilization for helping isis and the refugee crisis

the foreign office works in mysterious ways

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Boris gets to decide.

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LADS - AESTHETICS ARE OFF THE CHARTS

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>tfw May and BoJo order a Eurofighter to shoot his plane down

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Military.

No, they probably need a place to refuel then Boris and May will tell them to fuck off.

Probably some do some don't

This has happened a few times before

I love it when media websites change their usual formatting to emphasis when shit is going down, usually with an oversized headline in big bold letters taking up half the page and pushing all the other news down to the bottom.

The BBC do it every now and then. We haven't reached that point yet but it's only a matter of time.

sink it

>The absolute STATE of the world right now

I just don't want to look at europoor stuff in brit/pol/. How about a nice english cathedral instead

AND IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN.

PRAISE KEK!

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Lads, tell me we won't let him in the country...

Can't he claim asylum as soon as he touches down?

They're smart enough to say no if Germans turned him down.

Is Boris actually in charge of accepting asylum claims?

>turk bitch on the beeb says this is a very sad day for turkey
>dodging everything that alludes to religious bullshit

#notallroaches amirite?

This is what Boris wants, he's be waiting years for this. Vengeance for his grandfather, the buffoon act is part of his masterplan

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>MUH DEMOCRACY
>n-no these secularists are the terrorists, please believe me

And when every major bank and tech firm tells them they'd be vulnerable to losing billions, it'll get shut down. The same thing happened in the US., so they US just does it in secret illegally now.

They did it for Nice but not for this. Bit bizarre because really a fucking military coup in a country like Turkey is a bigger deal.

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thank fuck we've got a bit of water between us and turkey eh

what happens if everybody tells him to fuck off? He get handed over to the new government?

This burkha on Sky News is shilling pretty hard for Erdogan.

Lads I'm scared. What if Brexit created more meme magic than we could handle?
We've triggered some sort of cascade.

Two days ago I was appointed Foreign Secretary and you all laughed at me!

Let him In and put the handcuffs on the second hes off the plane

On the subject of Cathedrals, I was in Lincoln Cathedral the other week to see the Magna Carta they have there. It's an oddly soulless place. Cathedrals usually have an atmosphere to them that lifts you when you go inside and Lincoln in severely lacking.

Bizarre.

Anyone else been there and know what I'm talking about? Not comparable to any other Cathedral I've ever been in.

>CYPRIOT NATIONAL GUARD IS ATTEMPTING TO TAKE CONTROL OF NORTHERN CYPRUS

>CYPRIOT NATIONAL GUARD IS ATTEMPTING TO TAKE CONTROL OF NORTHERN CYPRUS

>CYPRIOT NATIONAL GUARD IS ATTEMPTING TO TAKE CONTROL OF NORTHERN CYPRUS

horrific

She is a member of his party

Erdogan was democratically elected.

Possibly, doesn't mean he'll get it though.

I really can't see May and Boris doing something as controversial as letting him stay after Germany told him to fuck off. Especially when it's their 3rd day on the job

Gotchu famalam, will post top-brit arc' next time m8

because erdogan is trampling secularism for islamism

Hopefully we'll redirect him to The Hague

DO IT CYPRUS
O

I
T

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People either just dropped down to pray as "fireworks" were going off or they just shot a bunch

>he didn't want the world to crumble
get out normie

He's turning Turkey into an Islamist shithole

Source faggot

All of this because one man dared to dream

>mfw Erdogan is asking Britain for asylum and Britain's new Foreign Minister called him a goatfucker in May

It did. Roll with it, bathe in it. Drink it up lad.

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BBC has been really slow on this one. Took over an hour for the BBC news channel to properly cover it instead of focusing on Nice.

Power play would be to take him into custody on suspicion of human rights violations. Boring option is to refuse entry. I doubt they'd be cucked enough to grant asylum

Nothing wrong with Islam in an Islamic country. It's only a problem when they export it to the west.

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Pls don't tease me like this. It's not proper to lead people on like this lad

Live Fox stream lots of gunfire and shouting

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>nothing wrong with Islam
>Satan's trips
Checks out

HOME OFFICE

BET MAY IS HAPPY SHE DOESNT HAVE THAT JOB

Islamism isn't the same thing as Islam

Visit some touristy cathedrals and the like on the continent; they're all dead inside.

As a fedora tipper, the biggest "religious experiences" I've had were in small, out of the way Orthodox churches.

FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

ISN'T IT, FUNNY?

POLICE FIGHTING SOLDIERS

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AIR FORCE BOMBING INTELLIGENCE AGENCY

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SOLDIERS SHOOTING AT PROTESTORS

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>Boris lets Erdogan in
>Holds him hostage in the Foreign Office

Welcome to England, fucker

>Lincoln Cathedral

Except NATO, especially UK troops, are in place to stop that exact thing happening

Lasso on the beeb was just shilling hard.

So what's going on, is the entire military on the side of the coup or us it just a 'faction'?

Companies have already pushed against it for years, but it has been brought up again and again in new forms, getting worse every time. Those companies' complaints are now a drop in the ocean of complaints against it, none of which get reported on and so it gains no traction with the public.
For a few years now, all the government has had to do to justify these new powers is claim national security and call anyone who disagrees a terrorist sympathiser. Any other debate stops while people try to justify that they're not, they really do love this country!

Russian involvement in 3...2..

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>42nd Anniversary of the Turkish Invasion of Cyprus Remembered

>Nothing wrong with Islam in an Islamic country

The Saudi's and ISIS beg to differ.
Secularism is the only way to effectively govern muslim countries, otherwise they go full Saudi and start exporting their bullshit

>Implying it wasn't there from the start

For a minute I thought that bus was going for it and ram the military line with how it was forcing everything out of its way.

>This

Let Erdogan in and use his life as a bargaining chip

Torture him for juicy gossip

Whats the source on all these rumours saying that cunt is going to land here? Swear to fuck if he does ill smash the cunt

It's mostly UN peace keepers on the border, royal airforce bases are on the coast

this desu

John Kerry literally in Moscow right now.

Its likely MI6 started it, our lads will sit back and protect our assets.

Damn that third one

Thats what they always do mate.

There were strong indications of voter fraud at the time, do you seriously believe he was democratically elected?

I'm telling you it won't happen. If you backdoor encryption, you've created a chink in the armour. A chink anyone can exploit. Imagine every customer of Barclays having their current account being cleared one night by a bunch of Ukrainian hackers.

This is a nonsense policy dreamed up by idiotic politicians who don't understand how the technology actually works. It'd cause information based businesses to leave the UK en mass.

Take a can of raid and spray the fucker

>want to support Erdogan because hard line democratist
>want to support the military because hard line secularist

Hold me.

Consumerist tourism rips the souls out of these places.

Most amazing church I went to was the Escomb Saxon church up north. 1300 years old, been in continuous use - still an active congregation. Over a thousand years of worship in that place. You can touch all the old Saxon religious artifacts. Tripped me out. Not particularly impressive architecturally though.

This cunt on BBC unintelligible

KURDS COME OUT AGAINST THE COUP

KURDS AGAINST COUP

So was Hitler