/hoc/ All Star Weekend Edition #3

MCDAVID WINS FASTEST SKATER
PIETRANGELO WINS PASSING CHALLENGE
FLEURY WINS SAVE STREAK
GAUDREAU WINS PUCK CONTROL RELAY

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Canada 3
America 1
Everyone else 0

BTFO

3-1 canada
about to be 4-1

subbie will win it

calling it now

FSGO is pretty dogshit

Is Ovechkin shooting?

>klingwho

*WINS CALDER*

PETER JELLO WON THE THING COMPETITION??

mr. burns wins this one

who the fuck is this skeleton

Burns and Ovie are the only ones going above 100 here

Can I get a Finnish (You)?

nope

norris winner

Wew PK that was weak

>boourns

>no one will even break 100

what a farce

Can we all agree to just get rid of this meme reason to stop playing hockey?

>88
how embarassing

is klingberg /ourguy/

black bois cant compete

jeez pk

Burns ahahahahahah

>balding already
yikes

>doesnt kill penalties
>norris

ye

pul(you)

>Burns

For me it's PK Klingban

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mlb pitchers could throw the puck faster- without a running start too

would look good in an SS uniform tbqh

honestly when you're missing 5 teeth why the fuck wouldn't you get dentures/implants

burns looks homeless

these guys just want to go get trashed at the bars in ybor none of them look like they want to be there

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where the hell do you see balding lol

if your still playing, your wasting your money

Rigged

why is Ovechkin's hair so grey? hes only 32 years old...

Players do it after they retire

Based Ovie

>gets over 100 on the last shot
was it rigged?

they do get dentures for the offseason

Thanks Ovi for saving this shitshow

they should have let Chara and Weber shoot anyway, this is a joke

Fucking Russian PED

yes along with the nba all star game and the fucking gay ass pro bowl that makes me wait 2 weeks for the superbowl

>soyboys barely getting 100mph

ovie is already an old man and he still is the best

Fake news
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can ovi be the next bond villain looking like this?

cuz hes still playing hockey you retard

you fix when you're done

>101 on last shot
R I G G E D

ovi got old man strength now

RUSSIANS HACKED THE SHOT CALCULATOR

MacInnis got 110+mph with a WOODEN STICK

COME ON

BUNCH OF WEAKLINGS

late night filings?

7 mph off Weber.

Good fuck who's dumbass gets in front of that?

>clocks in 108.8mph

When the fuck did Ovi start going grey?

mfw Laine shot 102mph last year as a 18 year
These guys are a joke

i wouldnt mind getting stuck in that box if you know what i mean

>using cap to hide that gray hair

this is just proof that hockey is officially no longer a tough guy sport. it’s a skill sport.

WHATS A COMPUTER

is this the anime thread

like 4 years ago

what's wrong with gray hair?

>old man strength
reddit

going to talk about dad reflexes next?

possibly the worst line in tv right now. what the fuck is the suggestion? that she genuinely doesn’t know what a computer is? God I fucked hate Apple.

hey, there's a big hit every three games followed by a clutchy-grabby """"fight""". take that back.

Normies get out.

Yes!

I'm going to the all-star game tomorrow, why did they change the format?

im going to talk about your moms pussy actually

lmao @ ur life

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Some crazy good dad reflexes from ovie there.

How does the NFL all-star game works?

>this was supposed to end in four minutes

>5 hole
>its like a foot off the ice
umm ok

post your hairline finn

must suck to be on the men's US team

they compete in 2 events:
1. hardest concussion
2. heaviest nigger

HIlary Knight is my Hockeyfu

>no qt Olympian gf

It would be a REAL feel good story if Boyle died from his cancer.

BOESER TAKE MY ENERGY \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

>PK didn't win the slap comp

Bettman keeping the black man down s m h

Wish Boyler was still on the Lightning

Hillary headed back behind the bench to make out with stamkos

>edgy albortion is at it again

why is there a woman on the ice in skates and gear

they do nigger trading and in mlb they do latino trading

LMAO

>Jest

how fast was Hillary

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15.7

I would if I liked big successful men.

yeeeeeeee, Boylo