In the mood to read some stuff for whoever wants

in the mood to read some stuff for whoever wants

just make sure it's short and I'll try to read it

also no songs please

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bump

Goodnight sweet thread I will now return you to the void

Ah fuck, was gonna post, sorry. Kept revising

I try not to abandon threats I'm still here if you want me to say something

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kill m e

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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that's probably the best one I've ever done

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Based op

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"It's okay, don't be upset, I'm here for you. You love it when I hug you and rub your back, right?"

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"hello OP i'm really drunk & (read: ampersand) i'm posting in ur thread. ima go cook some salmon, so i expect to hear this read out when i get back. & (read: and or ampersand - your preference) yes, i'm being meta with my request
kthxbai"

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amazing
the first vocaroo wasn't the best, but it was p good
but the second was extra cute
also
just fyi
the end isn't gibberish lol
it's "kay thks (very short i sound between th and ks if you need a vowel) buy"
so like
k (okay), thx (thanks), bai ([good]bye)

anyway... the salmon was v good. fuck do i love fish. so that's cool. i finished cooking it & ate it & all that. was fun. now i'm off to do some hw. but i'll have your tab open. feel free to read this, or to not. maybe u could read a bedtime story lmao, since i'm up too late as it is...

Be my daddy: discord PandacyndaRee#6148

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

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sorry for that I have some difficulty reading so I rely on Google translate and it wasn't really helping

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Fair. I’m just here still totally hit me up XD I’m nice

I want a cute boy to hold but unfortunately distance is quite the bitch

Kek what a fuckin retard nigger

DESPERATE

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Say "Good morning. SAY IT BACK!"

How do I find a qtie 3.14 fucked up 4chin grillfriend?

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Realistically i can find someone i really would love and would love me. But it will take a lot of work and it probably wont be on Sup Forums but well.

Fuck it, moan an orgasm

This but saying "daddy.... Fuck me" as well

Maneuvering through the quagmire of subterfuge and backroom bargaining is more dangerous now than ever, like walking through a minefield.

> (You)
>vocaroo.com/i/s0sPkTBe0VLi
>sorry for that I have some difficulty reading so I rely on Google translate and it wasn't really helping
oh, are you not a native english speaker? what's your native language, then, if you don't mind sharing?
& ofc, as always, v nice vocaroos

>if anything, i wish i had a daddy
god, that's a fukken' mood, ain't it

Hi ltl, can you tell us about the last time you got fucked?

You have a peepee don't you, OP

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Say alice is a good girl

> (You)
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BASED retarded tranner. don't u worry about me. u keep doing u, girl. from one tr*nnoid to another, u got this. work your angle lol. hope you find someone who treats you well, or at least the way you like

can we see your butt pls, i liek femboi butts

This.
get this thread interesting

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Paul blart mall cop yeeeehawwwwww REEEEEE

>my butt looks ugly

aslong as its smooth and pale, its fuckable

> (You)
>vocaroo.com/i/s0vVrdGkQxKE
>thank you mister
>mister
u rly r retarded, aren't u? >___> but oh well. i guess it can't be helped lol
i appreciate ur fingerguns & thumbs up nonetheless

If you were to play a fantasy rpg, what would your character be. Sex, race, class, ect.

Can I see your small dick? little ones are hot af

What about your cute little asshole instead of just butt shot?

goodnight master

say "negative ghostrider, the pattern is full"

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You've got a incredibly sexy voice and we want to see the cutie wed be fucking senseless for hours on end

Say "cum all over my little cock daddy"

nudes plz qt 3.14

Can you say " dimension the dice!"

> (You)
>vocaroo.com/i/s0hqer5xRE5Q
haha no worries. i thought it was p cute, actually, tbhon. how long have you been HRT, if you don't mind my asking? i'm assuming you've been on it for quite a while, tho i guess i could be wrong in assuming that

please show me your shaved hard cock master

"I love waking up to your cock in my mouth, can you get the key and unlock mine so I can cum with you?"

I'd really like to put a face on that voice

I, [insert your favorite Pseudonym] , do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.

ugly ass

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ugly dick

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nice thicc cheeks, hit me with a spread qt

ugly face plus teddy bear

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Sit on my face and moan for me /10

uncut cocks are the best, would suck you while you make sissy noises

can u say "fuck off niggers, pools closed"

Fuck you're adorable, I want to breed your tight ass while i stare into those eyes and make out with you

looks tight af, do some squats and you shoudl be good

I can't tell if it's hard or flaccid

holy crap you weren't kidding, even without filter I would still facefuck you

NIGGER

shirley hope is the cutest girl in the world.

please for my niece

You're actually kinda cute

Nice underwear.
If you think your butt is ugly, talk to a dermatologist and get a leg workout in twice a week, at least one with focus on your anaerobic system.

I want to cuddlefuck the shit out of you, you're not on the west coast by chance?

this plz

Timestamp or you're fake

is that you fully hard?

im gonna fap to these and that sexy voice

"eat my boi pussi until i cum mister or im telling!"

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That was hot af, tyvm

joi/joe pls. But don't call me mister.

How many inches can you take?

I need to memorize the soldiers creed
I am an American Soldier.

I am a warrior and a member of a team.

I serve the people of the United States, and live the Army Values.

I will always place the mission first.

I will never accept defeat.

I will never quit.

I will never leave a fallen comrade.

I am disciplined, physically and mentally tough, trained and proficient in my warrior tasks and drills.

I always maintain my arms, my equipment and myself.

I am an expert and I am a professional.

I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy, the enemies of the United States of America in close combat.

I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life.

I am an American Soldier.

> (You)
>vocaroo.com/i/s1OtdNEKCXFn
:o u have gotta find the money
if that's something you want to do, you seriously need to get on it ASAP. trust me on this - the longer you wait, the more you'll regret it
as for your voice, i'm sorry to hear about your vocal cords. you seem to be working with what you have now, though, so that's cool!
also, i'm p sleepy. so i'm probably going to fall asleep soon. just figured i'd do you the courtesy of letting u know

Try to use kerfuffle, hornswoggle and gherkin in the same sentence.

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>slippery slope is real

"How can you men be jerking off when the Persians are knocking on Sparta's doorstep? Take this spear and shield and fight for your life! For Spartaaaa!!!!"

Got bewbz?

smol dick femboys are hot af, i want to see it flaccid too if thats cool

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user.

ty!

So is OP a trap? Just got here

Yes a very cute one

This plz, also butthole if you would be so kind

Lol, wonder how many dudes just found out they're gay

holy shit, I want to see that in you so bad

Theres no way that little but can take all that

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Thats pretty far from cali unfortunately, if you're ever near la we could have a lot of fun

Show your smol bewbs