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02/03 - UFC Fight Night 125: Machida vs. Anders - 10pm EST
02/10 - UFC 221: Romero vs. Rockhold - 10pm EST
02/14 - Alaska FC 137: - 11:59pm EST
02/16 - ACB 80: Tumenov vs. Berkhamov - 11am EST
02/16 - Bellator 194: Mitrione vs. Nelson II - 9pm EST
02/18 - UFC Fight Night 126: Cowboy vs. Medeiros - 10pm EST
02/23 - TKO 42: Laramie vs. Nogueira - 8pm EST
02/24 - Cage Warriors 90 - 1pm EST
02/24 - UFC ON FOX 28: Emmett vs. Stephens - 9pm EST

/mma/ News:
>UFC on FOX 27 Results: Jacare vs. Brunson 2
mmafighting.com/2018/1/27/16939278/ufc-on-fox-27-results-jacare-vs-brunson-2

>Rafael Carvalho will wait for Gegard Mousasi, sends message to fellow champion Rory MacDonald
mmafighting.com/2018/1/27/16936792/rafael-carvalho-will-wait-gegard-mousasi-hopes-for-bellator-title-rory-macdonald

>Alexander Gustafsson isn't happy about that Daniel Cormier-Stipe Miocic UFC super fight
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/alexander-gustafsson-isnt-happy-daniel-cormier-stipe-miocic-ufc-super-fight

>LFA 32 results and highlights: Ryan Spann drops Alex Nicholson for comeback title win
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/lfa-32-results-video-highlights-ryan-spann-drops-alex-nicholson-anthony-hernandez

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>LHW
JUST

not even close to conors influence

>Alexander Gustafsson isn't happy about that Daniel Cormier-Stipe Miocic UFC super fight
shouldn't have got injured then maggot

Imagine watching anything other than UFC and Bellator. It's sickening is what it is.

this is the thread

why's that dumb bitch have fucking glamfag joker makeup and pretend tattoos? is it supposed to be intimidating? or is it supposed to make her opponent pull their punches because they feel bad for beating up a retard?

02/03 - Victory FC: Wilk vs Joplin - 6pm EST
02/03 - UFC Fight Night 125: Machida vs. Anders - 10pm EST
02/10 - UFC 221: Romero vs. Rockhold - 10pm EST
02/14 - Alaska FC 137: - 11:59pm EST
02/16 - ACB 80: Tumenov vs. Berkhamov - 11am EST
02/16 - Titan FC 48: Torres vs Orellano - 8pm EST
02/16 - GLORY 50: SuperFight Series - 7:30pm EST
02/16 - LFA 33: Willis vs Stewart - 9pm EST
02/16 - Bellator 194: Mitrione vs. Nelson II - 9pm EST
02/17 - Polaris Pro: Polaris 6 - 1:30pm EST
02/17 - Eddie Bravo Invitational 15: The Featherweights - 9pm EST
02/18 - UFC Fight Night 126: Cowboy vs. Medeiros - 10pm EST
02/23 - ACB 81: Dubai - 11am EST
02/23 - TKO 42: Laramie vs. Nogueira - 8pm EST
02/24 - Cage Warriors 90 - 1pm EST
02/24 - UFC ON FOX 28: Emmett vs. Stephens - 9pm EST

03/02 - LFA 34: Watley vs Jenkins - 7pm EST
03/02 - Bellator 195: Caldwell vs. Higo - 9pm EST
03/03 - Glory 51: Rotterdam
03/03 - KSW 42: Narkun vs. Khalidov - 10am EST
03/03 - Cage Warriors 91: Reed vs. Kovacevic - 1pm EST
03/03 - UFC 222: Holloway vs. Edgar - 10pm EST
03/09 - BAMMA 34: Lohore vs. Brazier - 4:30pm EST
03/17 - UFC Fight Night 127: - 9pm EST
03/10 - ACB 83: Brazil - 12am EST
03/24 - ONE FC: Nguyen vs. Fernandes - 7am
03/24 - Cage Warriors 92: Wood vs. Iovine - 1pm EST
03/24 - Invicta FC 28: Jandiroba vs. Morandin - 8:00pm EST
03/28 - Alaska FC 138: - 11:59pm EST

04/07 - UFC 223 : Ferguson vs. Nurmagomedov - 10pm EST
04/13 - Bellator 196: Primus vs. Chandler II - 9pm EST
04/14 - UFC ON FOX 29 : Gaethje vs. Poirier - 9pm EST
04/18 - Alaska FC 139: - 11:59pm EST
04/28 - Bellator 197: Emelianenko vs. Mir - 9pm EST

05/16 - Alaska FC 140: - 11:59pm EST

06/09 - KSW 43: Bedorf vs Pudzianowski - 10am EST

UFC makes me fat. During the event I ate one pizza, 3 bags of crisps, 2 energy drinks and 3 snickers.

誰ですか。
何かエロいな体だなぁ。。。

spam hur hur hur

"The double champ eats what the fuck he wants" - DC

the double champ at what, getting your ass beat by jon jones

you can only post here if you have a healthy BMI and can run a sub 20 minute 5km

its actually a list of every heem relevant event for the next 4 months

When’s the next Rizin anyway?

>sub 20 minute 5km
doubt you can do this tbqh famalam

Whens the next UFC event guys?

Anyone have sauce for this semen demon?

It's actually calendar-tier autism that no one pays attention to.

I don't want to go to sleep but I've done nothing since the card ended

Machida gets FLUSH'd on Feb 3rd

i wouldn't mind it for ufc only

Should I be watching Rizin?

ok ok user, i want to put my dick inside her and hug her all night, i want to protect her kind smile and make lots of interracial kids, are you satisfied now?

Next week, Machida vs trailer trash

>Still falling for the Jones meme in 2018

No.
I want her name.

I really don't want to see my childhood hero get flushed again.

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Why, when you can just look it up for yourself?

yes

>DC will beat Stipe

im lazy, heem is my news feed

its a tough matchup to predict

I admit it, I’m unironically a fan of Mighty Mouse, he’s just such a chill dude and has some great subs.

Don’t @ me cazzies

Reminder to always misspell Gubby's name for as long he's ducking people

No

looks like a gravure model

It's honestly a really tough matchup to predict beforehand. There's a whole lot of pros and cons to each guy, caveats to what they've accomplished and where they've failed, a few different stylistic matchups between both of them, just a whole drawer of wrenches that get thrown into the works for anyone trying to analyze it. After it's over the outcome'll seem like it was obvious all along, but going into it there's so many variables I don't even want to try figuring out who'll win.

I'm a fan of him too but I think people calling him the P4P GOAT are wrong.

Benavidez and Cejudo are the only two he's beaten that I consider to be top guys.

i feel like they're the exact same fighter but dc is just better at it, like jordan and kobe, but stipe is obviously bigger and presumably stronger

A few GOAT contenders have a problem of beating guys with names but no skills (Jones and Anderson come to mind, and potentially Fedor), but DJ's the only one with the opposite problem of only beating guys with skills and no names.

Dodson's a decent victory. Horiguchi and McCall are alright as well, I think. There was also that win over BW GOAT contender Miguel Torres, but that one was controversial.

>this post

Stipe is gonna kill DC.

Horiguchi is very good.

>Anderson
>beating guys with names but no skills
>Dan Henderson
>Forrest Griffin
>Demian Maia
>Chael Sonnen
>Vitor Belfort
>no skill
are you new?

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Brendan Schaub is actually funny

Guys with no skill
>Vitor
>Shogun
>DC
>Machida
>Forrest Griffin
>Maia
>Chael Sonnen
>Gus
>Hendo
>Rich Franklin
>Rashad Evans
>Rampage

For sure my man, 100%!

Not even gonna bother explaining to MayMacers like yourselves why that's the case. Educate yourselves.

Literally cannot wear my Reebok kit in public without being stopped and asked if I "train UFC."

CAAAZIES OUT!!!!!!!!!
HEEEM TEEM 4 L Y F E

>when stephens heems emmet, gets a title shot and heems holloway

>wearing UFC gear

T. Biggest Caz in the thread by a mile

>holloway
ummm no sweetie

getting pretty sick of these cards that are shit on paper and then shit to watch

How come Hendricks/Lawler III never happened?

didn't see his last title fight

stephans is the last of the old guard.
the rest will fall.
holloway beat them all but bermudez and mendes
emmet kattar moicano zabit and crew are the future

>i weight my opinion of fighters so that their fame reduces their skill level and if theyre not famous they are underrated and high skilled
>why?
>cause my man, i know stuff haha

>not supporting the sport

I bet you stream PPVs.

Tonight was a solid 7 card cazie, other than the WMMA 90 minuet shitfest

>sweetie
Stop typing like a faggot.

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I'm a goofy goober! (Yeah!)
You're a goofy goober! (Yeah!)
We're all goofy goobers! (Yeah!)
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Yeah!

>be me
>remember that there's a fight night tonight
>can't remember what time it starts
>turn on FS1 to check
>it's the last 30 seconds of the final wmma bout

did they start early or something tonight? anyway i lucked out

>gadooshed matt brown
>fails to make scales for tyron woodley title eliminator bout
>usada's here!
>...

the rest is history

I'm glad this brunson fag lost. I never liked him tbqh

>that terminator walk into a savage beating

Ice cold.

In all seriousness could jacare have telegraphed that headkick more

Brunson really is a can

>defending being a full kit wanker

Jacare Souza

how was tonights card a 7?

Anyone gonna namefag until jacare gets a title shot now that he's unflushed?

The FS1 prelims started at 5, WMMA was from 5:30-7. Literally fell asleep and had a dream about shitposting on /heem/, I was awoken by the body shot KO by Bektic. It was actually pretty Kino, since after waking up I still knew who won all the women’s fights but didn’t have to watch them since I left the sound on pretty loudly

He was loading up to.

There's a Mexican joint near where I live that serves a thing called "Burrito Suizo" which is basically a big ass burrito with a layer of cheese melted over it.

When I read names like Jacare Souza, I am reminded of suizo, and thus cheese. Therefore Jacare's name sounds rather funny to me.

Yeah that lightning fast head kick was telegraphed for sure my guy

>First two fights cheeky 2nd round finishes
>Body shot KO by Bektic
>Green/Koch was alright
>Gregor Sub
>Dober Camacho FOTN
>Fili Bermudez was alright
>Headkick marching meme TKO by Jacare

That wasn't telegraphed at all and what could Brunson do other than block? way to fast for him to move

He could’ve backflipped out of the way and landed a counter crane kick you dumb faggot

>Gregor Sub
it was a Tko.. this fight really dissappointed me, it was just retarded matchmaking, they really couldnt find a half decent guy for Gillespie to fight?

My kickboxing coach emphasize the importance of covering your head all the way at the top of your dome because shit like this will happen.

He seems like a nice guy and the hate he is currently receiving on his instagram gets me mad. We don't deserve to watch people fight when we treat them with so little respect.

LW is a shithole

nearly 30 guys should be ranked

I swear it was a RNC, Mandela effect at works boys

She's an MMA fighter. Not a very good as of now. But working hard,eating clean and hitting pads. 100% natty I hope for sure my guys.

>both guys that begged for bonuses got them
>Dober with FOTN
>Bektic with his KO

Gregor would flatline mcgregor

More guys should be selective with their followup shots like Jacare

youtube.com/watch?v=oqsOpW89XQA

PAULIE BTFO CONOR LMAO

This is just sad.

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>to this day Conor still lives rent free in his head

dc v stipe is cool and all but it makes me remember how this is not a legit sport, but more like wwe type entertainment.
they should just completely embrace it and make a show. like rizin.

>Conor
who

and if the refs saw that stipe tap on overeem, ngannou woulda been champ now

The biggest problem with MMA is these mark fighters. The fighters are the biggest marks in the world. How many twitter followers do I have? How many retweets did I get? Is my instagram doing well? Muh podcast. People like Malinaggi are the problem. Back in the day guys like Royce,guys like Randy or Tito wouldn't ask shit like that. They'd want to know how many ppvs they sold and how much money they were gonna make. Paulie is saying "Conor is a bitch, and his legacy is tarnished". Oh yeah legacy and respect, those things matter when you have millions. Guys like Askren get it. It's about making the most money with the least work. Go on tv and beg for FOTN marks.

Gillespie has literally only fought cans

I missed the card tn; anything worth watching?