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TURKISH COUP COMFY THREAD 2
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someone explain this shit for someone who has no clue whats going on
whats the reasoning behind the attempted coup?
#NotAllMuslims
WILL ERGODAN DIE?
Best stream?
Sky is shit
BBC is shilling for Erdogan.
The coup is failing
so I'm just coming in. what happened?
who lauched the coup and why?
THIS PLEASE
This shit is confusing.
Military got tired of Erdogan's Islamic shenanigans
ANATOLIA IS RIGHTFUL GALATIAN CLAY
>this was on one of Ankara streams
KEK
and
THIS!
Erdogan turning secularist, democratic Turkey into muslim shithole. Military finally said enough is enough.
Because Kek wills it
>At least 1 dead & 5 injured as pro-Erdogan fanatics & Turkish Army clash
COME HOME WHITE MAN
>tense standoff
Fuck that, why aren't attack helicopters strafing the crowds?
Yeah, it hurts a bit. We're just bitter that we're stuck with such a shit government but have no tradition of coups.
>who lauched the coup
The military.
>and why?
They're Islamophobic bigots.
Pls military just mow the muslims down
>Someone in turkey is using a turkey meme flag rallying in the streets
kek
periscope.tv
heres a live stream. are these people protesting the military or the president i cant tell
flag confirms
>Bulgarian
You fellas hate Turks
they will spin this into 'prayers and peaceful Islam saved democracy'. couldn't be worse
more gunshots
wew fucking lad
6 dead reported as military ordered to fire on pro-Erdogan protesters.
>108 fucking degrees
WHY
THE FUCK
WOULD ANYONE WANT TO LIVE IN ARIZONA?
top kek
>Reports Erdogan is seeking British asylum
>Britain’s new Foreign Sec called him a goatfucker in May
>it's just muslims vs muslims
and here I thought something exciting was happening, what a disappointment
very much so yes
periscope.tv
HELICOPTER NOISES
ITS HAPPENING
It's a dry heat tho :^)
this seems like a possible explanation
otherwise it could be actually a western backed coup to get rid of erdogan
either way , military is secular, government is islamist
Erdogan is eroding the nations secular foundations and democratic foundations in order to consolidate power. The military is defending the Turkish nation and preserving Ataturk's dream of a moderna and functioning state.
ANY LIVESSTREAM???
>"Turkey is NOT a 3rd world country. People saying this will pay the price REEEEEE"
it's a secular military vs mudshits
holy shit
Why wasn't this order issued at the beginning. Obviously some true believers would put up a fight. Mow them all down.
Is Anzu fine?
It'd be really good if they just started playing Euro Truck Simulator against these protesters with their tanks. A bunch of seculare nationalists crushing muzzies under their treads would be a real pick-me-up after VP Pence.
Kill Islamist 2bh
Didn't something happen like this a bunch of times in Egypt and Latin America? Especially in Egypt recently
ANZU IS DEEEEEEAD
>Sky News: military helicopters flying low over crowds and tilting forwards so their rotors decapitate protesters
thanks
basically the turkroach is an islamist and the army is secular, they got tired of his bullshit and staged a coup. Russia is likely to side with the army and provide military assistance. The rest of the world is in chaos. So we are essentially on the cusp of WW3.
Also, you'll never take back the falklands, even in a world war you shitskin cunt
Man fuck that 1000+ sticky, it chokes all browsers on my laptop and updating takes 45 seconds
Seems legit
She's so beautiful I just want to throat fuck her until I bust a nut
You should try to invade the Falklands again. That'd be hilarious.
KEK IS THE PASSWORD FOR THE REVOLUTION
IDS HABBENIN
It has happened several times in Turkey already
RICOCHETS
THEY'RE NOT SHOOTING IN THE AIR
Confirmed
holy fuck
habbening
Asian women are beautiful
HOLY SHIT BULLETS FLYING EVERYWHERE
BRIDGE HABBENING
Confirmed raped and killed by Muslim militia
THEY ARE OPENING FUCKING FIRE.
ARE THE PRO ERDOGAN SHITS GETTING THEIR TEETH KICKED IN????
Can somebody redpill this for me? What the fuck is going on?
Something about their prime minister and refugees or something?
Hmmmm I wonder where all the turkroach shitposters are.
According to senior advisor Cemal Hasimi, President Cockroach is in Istanbul.
I can see it.
Our foreign sec is Boris, who is probably the last person Erdogan could want deciding whether he comes here, or not.
on the streets probably making history
They have to kill as many of the top officials as quickly as they can or the coup will fail. Muscle must be flexed they have it
>get fired on
>BOOOOOO
Are roaches literally insane?
She's still on vacation in japan
She'll probably going to take advantage of the situation to get refugee statusand never leave
out on the streets
any information about current status of military personnel stationed at Incirlik?
Sounds hot, you got a video?
digits confirm 100+ dead civilians.
Yes, why are they going so slow?
You guys see all these people start ducking and then sprinting down the streets?
more like crying like little bitches under their beds
>Dude in the SKY stream suspects that the shooting footage is staged
ayy lmao
Erdogan is being overthrown by the military.
R A R E
>a truck is better at killing people than the Armed Forces
How fucked is this world?
fyi anyone watching the sky news stream. it is looping footage, so it's not live like they say it is. don't believe the media
Nothing but shit posting there as well
nah they are not french
Yeah I just found a solid explanation.
Fuck man, sounds like Erdogan is a fucking prick. God speed Turkey
You can't imagine the media here, they already say how an iPhone, the "people" and Erdogan saved (??) Democracy!
>Japan accepting refugees
>ever
Because the ones committing the coup don't want to kill people.
Somebody give me a link to where i can watch shit, without Sky news turning away or Foxnews at 10?
What happened in Egypt was that the military ousted Mubarak, the asshole President who was ruining the country. The Egyptian populace showed their support by electing the Muslim Brotherhood and not some front group or anything, but the actual fucking Muslim Brotherhood. The military went "yeah, nah", arrested the new President and put one of their own guys in charge.
What this shows is that Muslims cannot be trusted with democracy because Muslim countries are full of Muslims who will vote for Shariah extremists and make their country even shittier. Erdogan could get away with this shit because though Turkey was, for the most part, secular it's full of muzzies who want a Neo-Ottoman Empire.
>it is looping footage, so it's not live like they say it is.
What would that possibly accomplish?
Can anyone explain what the fuck is up with 2016?
Are there planets alligning or some shit?