Tell me a joke, Sup Forums.
Tell me a joke, Sup Forums
Nathan Jones
Adrian Long
Women voting
Adam Price
Did you know that video game character Mario is not only a plumber, but also an artist?
Yes, he makes Mariokart.
Julian Hall
Women rights
Adam Hill
How can you tell your girlfriends getting fat?
...............
She can fit in you're wife's clothes.
Colton Harris
lol excellent sho
Luis Fisher
OP’s existence
Elijah Gonzalez
How do you trap a jew ?
Setting a sign reading ''free'' on a plate of of ham
Already said it
Make an effort dumbass
Brandon James
Humanity.
Nathaniel Thomas
Superhero movies
Liam Moore
Your life
Mason Cook
Donald J Trump's moronic voter base
Lucas Adams
you know you're a redneck when
you let your twelve year old smoke in front of her children at the dinner table.
Gabriel Hughes
How do you hide money from a hippie?
Blake Barnes
peach time
Robert Stewart
Civil rights
Elijah Ortiz
BLM
Michael Ramirez
Q: whats black and blue and hates sex?
A: the 4 year old in my basement
Adrian King
Maybe you put in a place such as an attorney's office or a bank, which hippies generally avoid, because of bad vibes?
Luis Edwards
I got a better one: impeach!
Levi Hill
Put it under the soap!
Elijah Cruz
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gay Eskimo?
>a snowblower that doesn't work
Sebastian Foster
What do you call a barn full of niggers?
>Antique farming equipment
Jonathan Sullivan
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
>It was stapled to the chicken
Joshua Butler
White people
Nicholas Nguyen
Your mom
Juan Jones
What's brown and sticky?
>a stick
Blake Edwards
Black lives matter.
Grayson Howard
Transexuals are a joke.
>1. Straight guys don't want a woman with a penis, nor an artificial vagina and if married they'd want biological children.
>2. Straight women don't fancy a muscular bearded man with a vagina, nor repulsive mastectomy scars, nor an artificial "cock" that looks more like a deform sausage. Also, they would like to get pregnant from their husband.
>3. Gay guys expect a real natural functional cock with the ability to cum, not a deform sausage and much less a hole that smells like fish.
>4. Lesbians don't want a cock, they want real tits and a real vagina that smells like rotten fish and can get moisty on itself, not adry hole that looks more like an infected version of Sarlacc's pit.
>5. Bisexuals when fucking with a gender they expect to be fucking with a body that biologically matches the face.
>6. And finally, even trannies expect the same thing as bisexuals.
Gabriel Kelly
>What’s purple and black, sitting in the corner?
A dead baby with his finger in the electric socket
Alexander Phillips
>What’s green and in the corner?
Same baby, three weeks later
Jaxon Walker
Anthony Phillips
Christopher Garcia
Most of us aren’t going to make it to see our fifties. More than half your family will be dead by then too.
Adam Thomas
My grandfather was a Holocaust survivor and it definitely affected him. To this day he refuses to enter a gas chamber.
Wyatt Sanchez
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Connor Morris
What do you call a jew that can fly
> smoke
Jaxon Jones
The number of people that think that character is literally them.
Angel Wood
My life
Lincoln Perry
Shower* you idiot.
Brody Rodriguez
I stole that joke from some comedian and it was definitely gas chamber, so go screw yourself.
Nicholas Anderson
It’s Ash you retard
Matthew White
Jayden Bailey
Here's something to think about.
You're performing an abortion when someone runs into the room screaming, "Abort, abort!"
Ian Nguyen
Nice joke, but you have to be 50 or so to tell it credibly.
A holocaust survivor could have had a child in 1950 and that person could have had a child in 1990, but I still think people will intuitively not believe you, if you make this joke as a 30 year old.
Jayden Hill
Hhhooowww dddaaarrreee yyyooouuu...
Parker Lewis
Social deduction games
John Baker
Next time I'll get get a 50 year old to tell it. It'll be so much funnier, too.
Ethan Davis
What?
Kevin King
You must be really funny at barmitzvahs...
Robert Diaz
The American prison system
Matthew Moore
Your mum
Angel Davis
It was a Jewish comedian who told the joke. All I did was steal it.
Adrian Wood
ahajajahajajaha
/trhead
Kayden Thompson
what do terry fox and hitler have in common
neater could finish a race
Christian Reed
Hunter Long
white power
Isaiah Cook
>neater
Grayson White
The joke here is the anons telling the jokes. Jesus Christ.