I'll go first

I'll go first
im a huge racist but im dating a Mexican girl and now im seriously reconsidering about my ideas

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Jack, you're early this thread!
>now im seriously reconsidering about my ideas
Good on ya OP. Everyone should make more positive changes in their lives, and reconsidering racist beliefs is a HUGE one.

Anyway, mine: I've got a crush on a girl in my music theory class. Anyway, last Sunday, she asked in the class groupchat if they had a printer she could use. I volunteered after thinking about it (was about to fall asleep when she sent the message), and had her come up to my room at 1am to print what she needed. Unfortunately, we couldn't get my printer to work w/ her computer because I have no idea what I'm doing. I honestly contemplated telling her I have feelings for her, even though there's no chance of us being anything but friends, but I pussied out and regret it.

I've been cheating on my girlfriend because her pussy smells awful and It throws off my game.

Loves a battlefield be careful

Oh, I've already accepted this is a lost cause, it's just a matter of "Do I tell her and risk the friendship?"

dude, me too, like exactly

id had joined in on calling mexicans beaners but now with a 5'2 long haired little cutie calling me compliments in spanish i've slowly reconsidered things

Gonna see if this 17 y.o wanna try coke, ofc we'll have fun if she does ;)

I'm in love with a girl who just wants to be friends. She keeps calling me to hang out with her in various places, do different things. I want to be more than just friends, and my wife is cool with that, but jessica isn't :(
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Cheated on my girlfriend with her best friend on new years eve. She had been trying for a baby with her boyfriend all year without success. February of that year she calls my girlfriend full of joy telling her she’s preggers. Immediate ohshit.jpg

4 years later she is raising my son with her boyfriend as his. People have started to notice he is starting to look like me.

Me and my girlfriend are very close with them and only me and her bestie know the truth.
So many lives will be ruined when it eventually comes out

>I want to be more than just friends, and my wife is cool with that, but jessica isn't
>my wife is cool with that
>jessica isn't

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the joys of being able to fuck other people while married.

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Has she said she's not?

yeah, she said she just wanted to be friends, but keeps asking me to do shit with her, bars, botanical gardens, block parties, etc.

My point is your story was a bit unclear.
Had to infer you were in an open marriage at the last second. Also, you never specified who Jessica is

When I do coke I crave dick and it’s caused me to suck and fuck more dicks then I’d like to admit. All bareback.

That doesn't make sense. Especially after you've let your feelings be known. Has your wife told her she's cool with it? Perhaps she just doesn't trust that she's down.

Them some ugly lopsided tiddies

ok true, I should have made clear that jessica was not my wife.

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I'm dreading my wife making things really awkward and ruining my chances when they meet.

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I fucking hate my girlfriend

forgive english, i am russia.
> i come to study clothing and fashion at american university.
> i am here little time and i am very hard stress.
> i am gay also and this very difficult for me,
> i am very religion person.
> i never act to be gay with other men before.
> but after i am in america six weeks i am my friend together he is gay also.
> he was show me american fashion and then we are kiss.
> we sex together.
> i never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame.
> as i fock this american boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty.
> i feel extreme guilty as i begin orgasm.
> i feel so guilty that i pick up my telephone and call mother in russia.
> i awaken her.
> it too late for stopping so i am cumming sex.
> i am very upset and guilty and crying,
> so i yell her,
> "i am cum from sex"
> (in russia).
> she say what?
> i say
> "i am cum from sex"
> and she say you boy,
> do not marry american girl,
> and i say
> "no i am cum from sex with man,
> i am in ass,
> i cum in ass"
> and my mother very angry me.
> she not get scared though.
> i hang up phone and am very embarrass.
> my friend also he is very embarrass.
> i am guilt and feel very stupid.
> i wonder,
> why do i gay with man?
> but i continue because when it spurt it feel very good in american ass.s

My gf has gained weight since recovering from anorexia. Im disgusted and not attracted anymore. Am I the asshole?

When I met my gf, she was thin and beautiful. She was also anorexic, which was bad and i felt sad for her. 6 months ago, she started getting help and has been in recovery and no longer experiences anorexia for the most part. However, she’s gained a lot of weight, 31 lbs to be exact. She’s 5’6 and used to be 97 lbs, but now is 128 lbs. That’s almost 130 lbs! Its kind of gross looking. She’s just not attractive anymore. I prefer when she was thin.

I can't stand my girlfriend’s freebleeding.

My girlfriend wears nothing when she gets her period. No tampons, pads, cups. Not even underwear.

She gets blood everywhere. My car, bedding, chairs etc have all been ruined and had to be replaced. She stained everything she puts her cooch on, but doesn’t want to replace them. Has chairs around her house that have brown stains on them. I’m embarrassed when my friends have to ride in her car and ask “did someone poop on your seat?” and she corrects them and says it’s period blood and theirs nothing to be ashamed of.

Anyways, i ended up having to replace my expensive gaming chair last month cause she sat on it when i told her not too. Well cue this week i find out she's on her period. So i bubble wrap EVERYTHING I OWN. However when she enters my apartment with her bloody dripping white leggings she notices my bubble wrap scheme and freaks out. She’s offended and asks why i would humiliate her like that, asked if i was ashamed of her for being a woman. Before I could say anything she left. She’s now demanding an apology. What should i do. Was i in the wrong?

Some bitch screwed up my gym membership. Don’t know if I’m blacklisted.

> Am a regular gym rat.
> Me and my group of friends like to goof around and fart on each other, sometimes with our pants down.
> This new girl, Angela, started coming to the gym.
> Angela and I have gotten close.
> Yesterday i decide to try to bring her in on our group joke.
> I see her bending over the water fountain
> I run over pulled my pants down, squatted and ripped the loudest smelliest fart I had ever ripped in her face.
> Pretty sure my powerful fart blew her hair back.
> Instead of laughing or farting back on me, she gets angry.
> She starts raising her voice, asking what was wrong with me, calling me disgusting.
> A few people who I thought were cool side with her and tell me they are fed up with my behavior.
> Someone grabs the manager who promptly tells me to leave, that i had my last chance and blew it.
> I get pissed and break some gym equipment.
> They tried detaining me, but I leave before the police arrive.

i’ve been staying at my dads since the gym has my mom’s address. I’m really scared. All of my friends have been blowing up my phone asking me whats going on. So idk what to do. The gym is my life, where all my friends are and this stupid fucking stuck up bitch ruined it for me. All because i played a little joke on her.

Anyways do you think this will follow me if I join a different gym? Like do all gyms have a black list or something? I don’t want to stop working out just because some bitch has to get up in my shit.

Me penis are only 3 inches, I wish for them to grow abit longer, 5 inches would already make me happy with confidence, and if I could last more than 15minutes is a plus. am asian btw.

any execise or routine that can help? I didn't choose to be born this way.

Today i fucked up and got fired from Walmart for taking dick picks.

Lately I’ve been pretty active on Tinder. I take a lot of dick pics to send to my matches. I usually take them in the bathroom at work. However I really fucked up today.

> Talking to a cutie on Tinder while on the floor at work.
> I really want to take a dick pic at that moment.
> Go down to an empty aisle and make sure the coast is clear.
> I take off my shirt, pull down my pants and boxers and start shooting pics of me and my dick, blowing kisses for the camera, the usual.
> Im so into it, bombarding this girl with my dick pics, that i didn't even notice people saw me.
> When I’m about to finish someone violently grabs my shoulders and starts pulling me back.
> Yell “what the fuck man!”
> Realize its my manager.
> Didn't realize I was in the toy aisle.
> Never noticed people with their kids catching me with my pants down.
> Those families notified my manager who tried to restrain me.
> I ran before the cops showed up.

I’m currently hiding at my dad’s house. I can’t go back to my mom’s because Walmart knows that address and will probably send the police their. But yeh I guess its time for me to look for a new job

My fiancee just kicked me out because I didn’t poo toilet

She wants to call off the wedding. How can I convince her to stay with me?

4 years ago my boyfriend gave me herpes. He told me herpes wasn't permanent so I wasn't worried. A year later I visit my gynecologist. She confirms my herpes and tells me it IS permanent. I break up with my boyfriend for lying (even though his dad was the one who told me it wasn't permanent). Now i’ve slept with multiple guys and been in 3 serious relationships since. I pretend I don’t know I have herpes and act shocked when my partners test positive. I even accused one guy of cheating on me.

>Was i in the wrong?
No. You've already told her not to do that, and she did. Nobody could blame you for taking preventative measures

A few years ago, I went to visit my mom in Japan. While in Japan, I visited a few shady spots and due to a few food poisoning incidents, had to use their sketchy bathrooms.

Unknown to me, I was secretly recorded the bathroom at this one SKETCHY PLACES. The video was then uploaded to a porn site.

I recently found out about the video because my weird friend saw it and recognized me. Thankfully he promised to keep it a secret if I keep his porn habits a secret

I am so humiliated, i don’t know what to do. I just want the video down.

Ok cause her friends keep texting me and telling me I was insensitive

I love to swap pics of known girls panties with people on the internet

i want to be a panty boy

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Is that a boy's ass? Thats so fucking hot I would eat that

Im in love with a fictional anime 15 year old Russian figure skater boy.

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that's....that's fucked up.

I love boys who wear dresses

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I mean, I understand why she'd be pissed, but you really should bring up to her why you can't stand her freebleeding and ask her to stop. If she says no, never let her over during that time of the month

How so? Its just herpes its not like its AIDS or anything. Most of the population already has herpes anyways

Die in a fire

You're right its just so hard to talk to her about this stuff. I've tried before and she just ends up screaming.

The original reason she cited for free bleeding is that she’s environmentally conscious and doesn't want to use wasteful products like pads and tampons that would end up in a landfill. She’s taken to even more extreme measures to be environmentally conscious.

First she stopped flushing the toilet when she shits. Literally her toilet no longer works because it’s so full of shit, so she just shits in a trash bag. She literally screams at me when i flush the toilet at my place so i have to wait for her to leave before i can flush turds down.

The 2nd thing she has done is stopped wiping after she takes a shit. She constantly smells like ass like disgusting. And now ALL of her clothes are stained not just her period clothes. She wears a lot of white and no underwear so her pants alway have a brown stinky stain on the back.

I can’t say anything no matter how gentle or she’ll scream at me. Should i break up with her

Mexican girls are a lot of fun. What's not fun is dealing with the entire fucking family every time you want to see her.

rude

>Should i break up with her
I can't make your decisions for you. If you want to, then do it.

I like to sneak into my younger brother's room and smell his dirty underwear. I found his cumrag once too. Still have it under my mattress. Smells and tastes so good

When I was 14, I had a gymnastic coach, Mr. K, who really like me. Said I was his favorite student. Went over to his house for what I thought was an end of the year party. Was the only one there, I was the only one he invited. Let me smoke weed and Jager shots. When I was so drunk I couldn't get up he took me to his bed and raped me. He spent the next year groping and harassing me when no one was looking. I ended up quitting gymnastics because it was too much.

I was so embarrassed and afraid people would think I was gay I never told anyone. Fuck you Mr. K!

how old is your brother?

12. His underwear usually smells like urine, but sometimes it smells like cum too

Pour hot cooking oil on her, Pajeet

I like to think about young boys rubbing their peepees together

how do you know my name?

I get off to the thought of walking in on a beautiful 13 year old boy masturbating his growing cock to pornhub? The look of shock and humiliation on his face as I catch him doing the dirty act? I get off to his humiliation, his realization that others are aware of how dirty he is and what he looks like when he rubs his hard uncut cock. It’s so beautiful.

I'm in a long term, committed relationship with my biological sister. Going on 20+ years.

So me and my sister play pranks on each other. Last month i hatched a plan to really fuck with her. I gave my sister laxatives without her or anyone else’s knoweldge before her debut in a high school play. My sister ended up having explosive diarrhea on stage.

Is to being of magic internet blessed by Vishnu

I had to watch my little brother get raped. It was horrible.

It happened when I was 16 and my brother was 13. Our methhead uncle and his friends kidnapped us and held us for ransom from my parents because they were insane. They tortured us and my uncle and his friends raped my brother multiple times and made me watch. The police ended up intervening and my uncle shot himself. Neither me or my brother have told anyone about the rapes.

I walk in on my little brother masturbating sometimes. I can’t do it all the time or he’ll get sus. Sometimes I just watch him. Its so hot, seeing him ashamed and caught doing such lewd things.

How old is he?

He's 13

Story?

She was playing the part of a fairy and was "flying" aka being held in the air by a rope. She suddenly started screaming "LET ME DOWN LET ME DOWN HURRY" The back stage guys panicked and accidentally messed up the rope and spun her around. she ended up stopping bent over with her skirt up no underwear for everyone to see. Suddenly she started crying and uncontrbably farting. The gas smelled terrible and was loud. Suddenly she starts spraying diarrhea all over the audience. A combination of greenish brown liquid and turds that smelled putrid. People were screaming, she was screaming. It was fucking atrocious. She’s actually trying to switch schools right now because of all the bullying she’s had to endure since the event. I think she’s being dramatic. My parents on the other hand are siding with her and saying i took it too far. They always side with her. She is the golden child. So am i the asshole for pulling a little prank on my sister?

She ended up having to switch schools because of the bullying she endured after that.

I once had sex with my best friend in order to have sex with a hot teacher.

At the time I was 14, my friend was 13. Teacher was our english teacher. Offered to give us extra credit if we helped her garden at her house.
We get there and help and we both start fighting about something stupid. She tells us to shut up and kiss. We look at her like “wtf?” They she says if we kiss with our tongues, she would sleep with us so we do so. She then made and watched us shower together because we were dirty from gardening. We kept kissing and she told us to rub our dicks together which we did. We also rubbed soap on each others bodies. After the shower she had us lay on the bed with her. Said she’d have sex with us if I fucked my friend in the ass. He freaked out and tried resisting but i was much stronger than him. I ended up shooting a load in his ass in front of my teacher. The teacher proceeded to have sex with each of us.

do you have actual rapport with her? you know, like one on one? have you two hung out together alone? if not, jumping straight to "i have feelings for you" is going to fail hard. try to get her to go on a casual date with you first before you spill the beans, in fact do not spill the beans. you must start slowly and escalate when the time is right.

I just remember something that happened 8 years ago when i was in middle school

> After school
> Jerking off to porn in my room with my earbuds in
> Someone grabs my shoulder suddenly from behind and spins my chair around
> Its my older brother
> Older brother came home early from college
> I panic and start freaking out, asking why the fuck he’s in my room?
> Very embarrassed
> I beg him not to tell anyone
> Brother grabs me and throws me on the bed
> Starts pulling down my pants
> I start freaking out trying to resist, kicking him, etc.
> I call him a weirdo and scream for help
> He puts a finger up to my lips and tells me to shush
> Tells me if I don't let him suck my dick he would tell my crush in detail about him catching me mastubating.
> I break down crying
> “ok” - me
> He uncrosses my legs
> He pulls down my shorts
> He grabs my cock with his hand.
> I close my eyes and start crying
> He puts my cock in his mouth and starts sucking and licking the head
> I lay back as he continues to use his mouth on me
> I try to stop him telling him I'm going to cum
> he just sucks harder
> I cum
> He leaves me on my bed
> I cry for the rest of the night
> Mom asks why I wont leave my room, we tell her its because i got rejected by a girl

Everytime after that, I avoided him when he visited home. I hate him so much I wish i could make him feel the humiliation and disgrace i felt that day.

I've been using cannabis as a medicine for years because my family can't afford to get me surgery for my about to be perforated pancreas. I get sick after shitting in the morning and smoke for that and to keep pain to a minimum. Im only 22..

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Not quite yet. I've been contemplating asking her sometime in November when I actually have free time (am in my university's marching band, and Nov 3rd is our last major gig) but I'm not even sure if she's single, let alone potentially interested in me.

I haven’t done it but same man it’s fucked

>Should i break up with her
Yeah, she's fucking crazy

This thread is almost entirely fucking copypasta

I just thought my years of drug abuse were coming back for revenge

I'm afraid if I break up with my girlfriend she will kill herself so I'm not entirely sure what to do, just decided to go away for a while to figure this out

i fap to gay porn almost exclusively
i identify as hetero, never been romantically attracted to dudes
but vagina porn just got really boring. i wanna suck faceless cock and smell that man sweat

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I like taking upskirts and then trading them online. Invading a girls privacy and then spreading her on the internet feels so good

My gf doesn't try anymore and I'm losing interest.

proofs

my moms friend tried to fonger me for the whitechapel murders in the back of my moms van in '88

Break up with her and add to your kill count. You can cash those tokens in when you're in the afterlife.

Can't upload for whatever reason. Can share in Kik or whatever though

YES SHE'S FUCKING NASTY user!

Been coming up with a way to an-hero lately...needs some words of encouragement. Been thinking it over a month now

Hey dick head. If we can stay alive, so can you. You're not the only one who's tried to an hero. Maybe it gets better, maybe it doesn't. But you gotta keep going. Every day it gets a little better. But you gotta do it every day. From one suicidal user to another, stay strong.

Usually I would agree with you. I am trying not to do it. But goddamn its a mother fucker

I have a girlfriend and NSDAP papers but I secretly jack off to shit like this

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I'm abnormally intelligent but I have depression and I know I've spent my time worse than I could have in college. I can never forgive myself and I feel like drinking sometimes, even though I know that can't help. I just want to not feel this pain anymore.

Use your pain as fuel to fulfill goals and achieve purpose

I just don't know what to do anymore. I'm a senior (though I may be taking another semester or two for different reasons), still a virgin, have some withdrawals and a failed class on my transcript, and overall feel like I haven't lived life to the fullest, though I see no way out.

Things are never as bad as they seem. Robin Williams killed himself, issues are about perspective. Problems in your life seem catastrophic because they are happening to you. They can always be worse but you are usually able to improve things for yourself.

She has a personality disorder

I just don't know where to start.

Pick a goal and work backwards

Are you skinny? Just be a twink.

Abandon ship. What a fucking nightmare. Kick her to the curb and find someone normal... you won't know how bad she was until you realize how good a normal girl can be.

God DAMN this. Dated a Mexican for like 8 years and I swear I spent half of it helping with her family. They are goddamn leeches.

Why are you dating an unsanitary leg beard?
Shitting is natural but I was my fucking hands

You're the same idiot that posted the gym farting story. Do you get off on this or are you just a bad troll?

You fucked it up soyboy
Specially the kid

I've got father abandonment issues that cause me to put aside any form of resentment toward my father for fear of hurting him like he's hurt me.

really fucks me up because I just want him to be proud of me, and no matter what I do I never feel like I'm good enough to be his son.

Poor ivan still talks to mommy about his sex life