Is a fleshlight worth getting?

is a fleshlight worth getting?

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No just use your hand

No

Hand actually feels better

I own a fleshlight. you should definitely just use your hand

I wish there was like a testing station. So many options to choose what if you don’t like it and are now out all that cash? Can’t really use a tenga for the pattern feel

That's kinda hot

I have 2, they wear out and dont feel that good. Id say pass.

I've had a ton of toys

Nothing feels like pussy. Nothing. Don't even bother trying to find something that does, you'll waste a ton of money. Nothing even remotely compares.

Fleshlight feels better than your hand, but like every single other toy on the market, it's a pain in the ass to clean when you're finished. Plus you gotta heat it up before hand otherwise it feels like you're fucking something dead and cold.

Every toy I've ever owned, I go through a cycle.

>Horny, buy toy
>Horny when it arrives, feels good man
>Toy degrades, starts feeling less good after a couple weeks
>Get tired of cleaning and heating
>Go back to hand
>Eventually throw toy away

It's worth trying if you've never had a toy, but again, nothing compares to pussy. If real pussy is your goal, just spend the $75 at the bar buying drinks for some slut and you'll get it.

Lmao just go all out and get a sex doll

Tenga Flip Zero is fucking great

if you live alone skip fleshlight and get one of those automatic ones, no idea how they are though and avoid Chinese products unless you want something exploding on your dick
Deathgrip squad

would rather spend my money on some high quality lube and just use my hand. Honestly feels so much better than lotion or spit

This evertime. My last invention is a multi toy for couples but u can use it alone and it's not a mess to clean it

Not worth it.

10-15 minutes spent warming it in hot water for it to feel remotely good. It only retains heat for 5 minutes. It's a bitch to clean and has to he left to dry or it goes moldy. You're better off just fucking a citrus fruit user.

Venus 2000. You don't just use it to masturbate, you can even milk yourself if you're big into cum fetishes.

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nobody ever mentions the part where you have to clean them out

just use a corpse

That's fucking disgusting, who would clean said testers?

Fucking this. I own two flesh lights. I RARELY use them. Too much hassle to clean after I'm done. I wanna get my nut and relax. Not get up, clean them out, set them out to dry then wait for them to be done so I can use them again.

>this

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fleshlight on its own is just slightly better than jerking off with your hand


fleshlight with DRUGS however, you're in for the best fap of your damn life

combine adderall+weed or molly+weed and you'll be in fucking perv heaven stroking off to whatever slut you choose.

Heyyy...he was behind of this..

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Some fag would probably pay for the pleasure

Honestly just use a grapefruit. You can carve it out super narrow so it's a tight fit. I've actually used a condom I came in like an hour prior and it's was such a combination of slick and tight that the grapefruit literally wanted to rocket off my dick every time I would take my hand away.

Last 420 my friends and I got so high it felt like my IQ dropped 60 points. I was so horny though, it was giving me anxiety and high blood pressure, and I waited to jerk off until my friends passed out. I have never fapped to so many genres in one night, you name it, I fapped to it, ponies, gay orgies, vanilla missionary position, best gore vids. I really felt like I was in perv heaven.

awesome bro how much did you blow? i came to jynx maze one time and i moaned so loud my mom barged in to tell me to stop watching so much porn. it was awesome

>milk

explain

The only toy I really use is this vibe that sticks to your head, easier to clean than a fleshlight
but since you still have to clean it, it is often more convenient to fap normally

Technically once. I was basically switching between like 40 tabs each with something different on it the entire fap, but I used a condom, and edged around 8 times. Fuck the grapefruit, but I will say that jerking off using a cum filled condom to jerk off is something different for sure.

Cum as lube is really underrated.

I save up my loads in the freezer and thaw them out. Do a lot of deep anal play and I get more out of a few loads of my cum than a whole tube of normal lube.

what a genetic mistake would use that shit from the pic

On the top of the tube there's a spot where you can attach basically anything you want to store your cum for whatever you'd use it for if you had a cum fetish.

That's pretty hot dude. I love putting on panties and a cum filled condom and rubbing one out through the material. Just love how effective it is as lube, the sloshing sounds it makes and just the thought of using my own cum as lube is pretty hot.

A lot of people saying no, huh? I have one that I use every once in a while and I think it's great. I don't even heat it up beforehand, my dick does that just fine.

Pro tip: put it between your box spring and mattress for hands-free masturbation.

Pro pro tip: right before you cum, pull nearly all the way out and then SLOWLY insert yourself all the way back in for the duration of your orgasm. Feelsgoodman.jpeg

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If you have a mutilated dick they aren't very good, but if you're natural and still have feeling in your penis then they're okay. I'd get a quickshot launch for automated good times.

get one, faggot then post pics

you wont

its not taboo if its on amazon

Check out /jp/'s eternal onahole general and check the OP.
I for one recommend Venus Real by TOMAX, but that is if you want "real feeling." With onaholes, sky's the limit. For example, I certainly hope you are not trying to find a real alternative to Lolinco.

Finally.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to watch return of the king and NOT thought about fucking the mouth of sauron?

Nah, try a girlfriend. Those are worth getting incel.

Fleshlight won't judge you for cumming to fast, or buying another one. It won't burn your shit if you toss it to the curb either.