If the Purge was real what crimes would you commit?
If the Purge was real what crimes would you commit?
Bentley Myers
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Ethan Russell
Suicide is punishable by death here, so probably that
Camden Hernandez
Probably jaywalk everywhere. Can't stop me bitches.
Ryder Myers
torrent without seeding
Camden Scott
I would post zoo on Sup Forums and say "nigger" in /soc/.
Samuel Lee
Kek
Dylan Collins
"It's ok to be white."
Jayden Reyes
sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Camden Sullivan
Fucking nothing. I'm not a degenerate. I work for what I love and protect it too.
Joshua Diaz
fucking degenerate.
Hudson Morgan
tax evasion
Ian Rogers
Honestly torrenting and selling expensive software at half price could make you a small fortune if you advertised it somehow beforehand.
Blake Ramirez
Rape and kill any woman in sight
Josiah Wright
I would burn the banks and government buildings down.
Not for any political statement just because I’m a pyrophiliac
David Hughes
This. Also, removing mattress tags, defacing currency, libel, slander, and defacing as much currency as possible.
Chase Ramirez
I dont think blacks would last 24 hours. I could see mass murder in the millions.
Jace Nelson
Cannibalism. I'm fucking eating me a person.
Aiden Hughes
I'd defend against crime and wear a cape.
James Howard
Gonna leave this here, pretty funny
Xavier Gutierrez
If you want to purge in real life go to Mexico. Culiacán Sinaloa yesterday’s was purge day. No kidding.
Levi Phillips
Niggerstuff
Chase Gonzalez
i would go to bed 1 minute after my bed time.
Lincoln Hall
Suicide
Liam Adams
youre a danger to society
Evan Cruz
a hell of a lot of sodomy
Levi Cook
if you live in england:
shaking a doormat in the streets after 10 pm
firing a cannon newr housing
singing profane songs in public
handling salmon under suspicious circumstances
or carrying a plank of wood around
Jack Allen
Stay indoors so i dont have kill fags like you
Jose Lee
Kill every nigger and sand nigger. Actually those aren't crimes just bettering society.
Joseph Johnson
Dive 51 in a 50 zone.
Brayden Morales
> break into someone’s house
> keep them at gun point
>threaten them with raping the hottest girl in the family or making a device that makes both sides of the pillow warm.
>if they remove it it explodes
Owen Gonzalez
Id fuck some jailbait.
at least id try.
Matthew Foster
>omits apostrophe while not greentexting
No sir. Your the danger.
Xavier Baker
I'd probably get a chemistry degree, teach high school, befriend an old student, start cooking meth, then Become The One Who Knocks.
Carson Young
Liable
Jonathan Jackson
Fuck a preteen/tween.
Luis Walker
You've gone too far this time user
Aiden Jackson
I'd snipe niggers from inside my bedroom window.
Charles Ortiz
Salamander
Julian Morales
See
Justin Hughes
tax fraud and theft
Aaron Cox
Blow shit up.
Connor Martin
none
the concept of the purge is that nothing is illegal for 24 hours
for something to be a crime it has to be illegal
therefore it would be impossible to commit a crime during the purge
Blake Rogers
I would probably steal a bunch of shit. Armed, of course. Defend myself if I have to. Keep my identity secret.. Maybe rape a chick if I saw one hot enough. Depending on if someone wronged me that year, I would kill them. Ya know, the usual. A lot of drunk driving too, cause that shits soo cash
Jeremiah Bennett
i'd force a dentist to give me a root canal for free HOLY SHIT I NEED INSURANCE FUCK AMERICA
Ryder Anderson
killing senators was illegal?
Dylan Adams
I'd probably download some music/movies from the internet.