Jesus Christ, Rogan. It's just an egg sandwich

Jesus Christ, Rogan. It's just an egg sandwich.

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>sour kraut

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imagine his farts

>fried eggs from my yard
what did he mean by this?

someone pls greentext a joe rogan interaction with jamie on his podcast

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>elyucateco

wow I never thought i'd type these words but Joe Rogan is a bonafide /ourguy/

>mayo and eggs
EEEEUUUHH OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

>color of the green shit leaking onto the cheese
Any food that has a color that stains all the food around it is objectively shit tier. I don't want to eat any fucking green bread

Why are mobile posters so bad at posting?

Dumb Simpsons poster

Yard, activate: "Eggs"

Don't you put mayo on a schnitzel burger and also have an egg on it?

This post clogged my arteries.

It means he's a hipster faggot with his own chickens that are probably infested with parasites because he has no idea how to actually raise chickens

Some people have chickens in their yard. I hear ducks are better, though.

>unactivated eggs

both of you are stupid

>I made a movie about food trucks so I'm an expert on cooking now
get this cuck off my board

post rogan watch material

I would if I could locate some that he and his lawyers hadn't removed.

Does he call it a mayonegg?

That's unironically fucking disgusting.

What the fuck is his problem?

Is there some other meaning to getting eggs from my yard that I'm missing?

what's that grey smeg all over the eggs?

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Man I forgot all about that channel. It was pretty good.

oh god just imagining the smell is getting me hard

the part where he gets FRIED eggs from his yard.

as in the eggs from the yard are already fried

How would someone get eggs that are already fried from his yard? Are you being autistic about the English language or something?

Hey reddit...mayo is made out of eggs

I wasn't the original poster but he was making a joke that you didnt get because you are stupid like i mentioned earlier

I wish I could start a community garden.

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>a sperg calling someone stupid

He's probably fried too
look at how undercooked those eggs are

Sour kraut

>a retard calling someone a sperg

Imagine what his farts must smell like? No wonder Jamie segregates himself in his protective booth.

Wow really? And whats ketchup made of oh wise one?

Sorry hombre, but you're the idiot here. It was an obvious (and terrible) joke. Learn to socially interact and this problem will go away.

You're a dead man, kiddo.

ur mom

lol

but he didnt mention they were from chickens you morons. HE FUCKING SAID FRIED EGGS LITERALLY FROM HIS YARD

Haha got me bro! Upvoted ;^)

>being this unable to tell a joke

>"sour kraut"
>Six god damn eggs
>Jalapenos and shitty hot sauce
Typical brainlet food

How can I be both a dead MAN and a KIDDO?

This is now the second time you have been outed as a retard.

Yes, you moron, he did. The implication being that he got the eggs from his yard and then fried them himself. Holy shit.

Nice try at diffusing the situation but you're still the retard. Sucks to suck. Don't be such an aspie next time someone's clowning.

NO THEY WERE ALREADY FRIED. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>falling for the trick

>implying I didn't make that post ironically

thats the hot sauce

>2017
>using irony

heat is red, retard.

He has an eggplant

>he's still posting

I like franks or cholula

>not making sure you get the last shitpost before the thread is deleted
Fag

good idea for once, retard

Shit self esteem 2bh

Can someone explain to me why he included mayo in that thing.

It would be perfectly fine without the mayo there.

Not this time faggots. I ruined this thread so it's mine to end.

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Following that logic, you should consider ending your life as well.

Get banned, queerbait

>ezekiel bread

lmao I remember when that shit used to be his favorite buzz food many years ago

He's so mad he responded to that
loving ever last lel

What do you think Dr. Now would say in this situation?

This thread is garbage

Joe Rogen is a little whiny bitch who tries to masquerade as a real man. Watched an episode of Meat Eater with Steve Rinella the other night where he went along for a deer hunt. Complained and whined the whole time like a fucking woman. Wish he'd drop the "macho" act.

u first

Who the fuck are you kidding user, your fat ass would be begging to make camp half a mile into the hunt. Keep your chins clamped shut.

Green is not a spicy color

battle sauce

You're fucking retarded.

The fuck is Ezekiel bread?

Chilis are red, not dark green

>fried eggs from my yard

Why does he have fried eggs in his yard?

t. someone who has never been hunting once in his entire life

have you seriously never had elyucateco. its very good

You're really late with that post

>eggs from my yard
nice english

I'm willing to put up with a lot when I go on Sup Forums but this is just a bit too degenerate lads

>elyucateco
it's spelt 'ejaculation' and I have them 3 times a week

It's bread made with sprouted grain.
It's god-tier, culture yourself you fucking idiot

Those eggs are pretty undercooked. Either that or covered in oil. both are pretty disgusting

Some kids egged his house because he kept giving out protein bars instead of candy on Halloween, and because it gets hot in LA they fried on the sidewalk. You kinda have to live here to understand.

He's rich so it's probably activated almond oil. It should look that way.

Watching Bear Grylls doesn't make you an expert you fat faggot.

Dumb or desperate for attention. Pitiful either way.

he was on an anthony bourdain ep where they went hunting and he wouldnt fucking shut up about whatever he was talking about

>from my yard

He has an eggplant in his yard idiot.

How can this be the mother of ALL egg sandwiches when other egg sandwiches existed before this one? And why would you fry eggs in the yard?

did the chicken sandwich or egg sandwich come first?

I think that one best left to the boffins at nasa

>Ezekiel bread
The jews jewed up breakfast.
It's been a fun ride, but time to kill myself.
Bye everyone.

Thank you

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