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I had a dream of a new male coworker of mine last night and in it he sat on my lap and I woke up with a boner
Now when I see him I act super awkward and wierd, how do I make this go away? I'm not gay but I havn't had a gf before (and havn't been on a date in 5 years)
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Colton Moore
John Taylor
You must put six cloves of garlic up his ass and a wooden cross in his urethra
Michael Sanders
Chalk it up to a NARB. A No Apparent Reason Boner. Move on with your life. If you like dudes later that's fine too. Just don't hit on me. Gaywad.
Caleb Lewis
Lol, I'm not gay seriously
Parker Hall
HR might have somthing to say about that
Lucas White
So put the garlic in your ass and the cross in your urethra. Might work.
Zachary Morales
Hey bro. If you have to defend it.. You're being slightly gay. There's nothing wrong with being gay. You just won't catch me with a my dick in a dudes ass or mouth. Or anywhere else near a naked dude. But if swords touch and you liked it. You might be gay. It's OK to like guys man. Just give in. You don't have to be afraid anymore. It's the 21st century. You proud Peter puffer you.
Wyatt Jones
Seems painful, are you a troll?
B/c I don't trust trolls
Ethan Russell
No I'm not gay I only like ladies
I havn't had a girl in a while but that doesn't make me gay
Angel Gomez
Listen man. You can try to talk yourself out of it. That's fine and all. But getting a boner whilst dreaming of dudes is pretty gay. Maybe the reason girls don't try with you is because they can smell the latent homosexuality coming from you. You can be attracted to both if you want! That's the beauty of it. Once again, it's OK! Just be proud of being an ass clown. It's you're right as a human being.
Asher Reed
Lol, I even save ladies boobs on my computer
Not gay
Jeremiah Smith
I do too. And I'm straight too. But you dream of dudes sitting on your lap with boners in the morning. To me that says "oh this guy's gay." Bro, I accept you however you are man. Don't trip homo-homie. Love you bro.
Benjamin Walker
It's late and he just texted me a pic related
I think I should call human resources
Leo Peterson
It would only be gay if YOU sat on HIS lap and woke up with a boner. It's only gay if YOU get fucked in the ass.
Adam Martin
6.
Logan Bailey
my friend was in and out of heterosexual relationships for a while, always thought he was straight.. one day he told me he was gay and the way he found out was through a dream featuring another guy he knows.
this isn't an uncommon thing, just kinda embrace it lol. I would say experiment but its pretty obvious you're gay so no point in wasting time. Nobody will judge you Sup Forumsro. just remember how accepted and loved the LGBT community is :). Hope you get comfortable with it soon!
Easton Reyes
I knew that, I just wish the dreams would stop
I heard taking zinc as a supplement can make you control them better
Kevin Howard
Isn't she afraid that sand might get in her pussy?
Lucas Turner
I think you trollin me, I'm seriously NOT GAY GUYS
How do I make the dreams stop?
Should I start doing Shrooms from my backyard? Maybe that'll trigger a "reset" of my brain
Andrew Gray
dude stop fucking denying it lol.
only a sad, tortured soul would deny their own identity.
just get ur brain to quit rejecting the idea and realize your instincts are trying to tell you that you like men
Levi Gutierrez
No I don't like men only ladies
See? Moar tits
(and she looks like a skank with dat hair)
Aiden Morgan
NOT
GAY
Anthony Lee
U gay bro
Carson Young
fake
Carter Bailey
You can try to deny it but eventually you will realize
Carter Morgan
just confess your love to him
Jordan Morales
It's impossible to be gay from a dream, what logic is that man????