This fucking thread again! Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

This fucking thread again! Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything.

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are you completely fugly?

No. Not super handsome either.

sisi

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ni

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sawa

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fuck off.

sisi ni sawa user

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Why are you still a virg?

go to the philippines

Shit personality. Dull, boring and awkward.

What's so shitty about it? Why don't you go do something? Own your awkwardness.

show ur face

Won't show face on Sup Forums.

You know you could loose your virginity if you really wanted to with relatively low effort right?

Backtraced you, and your problem is clear.

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I couldn't even with effort.

Shiiiiet.

WE

It's always those you least suspect.

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Whose body is that?

Mine.

It is a mystery to everyone, user.

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That image is just plain wack

Get some advice about casual fashion, go out clubbing or in bars and seek small talk with women.

I know you will have trouble with that, its normal, you need to learn how to handle rejection and being awkward.

after some time, tell them you think they are cute/beautiful or whatever, and ask them out, directly ask her if she wants to go somewhere else and imply sex.

It works even for people who are ugly.
All you need is the confidence to do it.

Women are just mammals too, they wanna fugg also, and you have a really hot body so eventually one will just give in to the opportunity.

Do you like men?

>Get some advice about casual fashion, go out clubbing or in bars and seek small talk with women.

I usually wear something like this. I know that the shirt is slightly too small but it shows a bit of physique.

Generally, with a bit of alcohol involved, it is not hard to say hallo to a girl. It's much harder to keep the conversation going though.

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Honestly, unless he looks like Igor, the body is going to be good enough to get laid.

So, Tinder, I guess. Even a hooker just to get the kissless virgin part over with. Unless you are some alt-right lunatic, if you say you are shy and awkward, someone will put up with you enough to fuck.

You are looking hot my dude.
Id let you fuck me.
How are you a virgin?
I know way worse looking awkward dudes who get pussy.

Do you like anything? Seriously, like anything.
Or just ask questions so it's all about them. Smile, nod, say "No kidding? Wow. Yaeh, she's crazy"

If that is really you i dont know how you didnt manage to score at least once...
Dude, its not even that hard. Use tinder, lovoo and shit and talk to girls. I dont even put much effort in it and i still managed to fuck 6 bitches this year. Im neither tall nor really handsome.

is that you in pic,if so you are lying,or a mental case,and even if you are a mental case you could have sex if you wanted to soooo

why have you chosen to not have sex are you a monk?

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>Honestly, unless he looks like Igor, the body is going to be good enough to get laid.

Guess I look like Igor then. Since it didn't. However, it is also a body which you do not easily see though clothes.

>So, Tinder, I guess.

No success yet. And it's been years. Limited number of matches, almost no conversations.

These guys usually are fun to be around. I am not. I am not talkative, funny, witty, interesting or eloquent.

that's never stopped everyone else,invalid excuse

I like climbing/bouldering, cooking, reading, video games. I used to like science but seriously, fuck science.

I'm neither tall nor really handsome either.

>we wuz incells an sheeeiiittt

It always has been other people's choice.

why dont you kys? enjoying life?

Guess I'm fucking ugly then. Idk.

Meh.

You dumb shy nigger,

Just tell in your profile that you only seek a good fuck, If you don't want to sound like a virgin, just tell them that you were in a serious relationship and have a tough time having sex with strangers, since you liked your ex so much.

Just meet to fuck, and fuck, no talks, just fuck. Go to a hotel if you don't want to bring someone to your place.

Meet, say the very basics
>I'm john, nice to meet you, hey I like you, etc
Touch eachother, strip, and fuck, simple.

You'll be more relaxed and comfortable with meeting new people in the prospect of having sex. Rip the fucking bandaid off, jesus, what are you waiting for? to get 50??

NOW . GO.
It doesn't have to be the perfect 10 girl/buy,
Just a serviceable one.

That image got me a 3-day ban on Sup Forums for "pornography".
>implying pictures of naked niggers can't be found in National Geographic

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Okay, first, i know how that feels but your biggest personality problem is guaranteed to be that you have low self esteem, not that you are boring.

I hope you wont give up op, because some women will fall in love with you while you hold her in your strong arms.

Seriously, im a faggot with high standards and your body is easily in the top 3% of the population.

Keep on grinding, you are going to find someone eventually.

God I wish I were that goat. BITE ME KOMODO DRAGON_SAN!!!!

OOOOOHHHHH FUCK!
IM GONA COOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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You have interesting hobbies. You can always talk with a girl about these. ASK her about her hobbies and you have a conversation. Then ask her out. Its really not that hard. You said you liked science. You can treat it like an experiment. Keep that things that work and change a few parameters. Its a numbers game.

Neither tal nor handsome but an fucking liar.. fuck off fagarella

A brown belt is acceptable with that ensemble, but a black belt always has more snap in any circumstance, regardless of your other colour choices.

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>Okay, first, i know how that feels but your biggest personality problem is guaranteed to be that you have low self esteem, not that you are boring.

My self-esteem has been steadily declining during my life. I was very full of myself (even arrogant) in HS and early university.

When I talk to a girl, I usually try to talk about her. Still, I never had one conversation where there was any chemistry or even any clear interest that the girl wants to continue the conversation.

Brown belt, suit pants, brown shoes for the win you fuck faggot.

Man it cant be that bad? Maybe youre shooting your shot out of your weight class? Thats the problem with most incels

You think you're special? I'm physically and mentally retarded have been since birth. 35 year old. No friends. Live with parents. No freedom but Sup Forums. Fat with permanent breasts from psychotropic meds. Micropenis. I spend all day making AOC threads.

I don't know my weight class. I have no idea how to determine my social status or my position in relation to others.

>Brown belt, suit pants, brown shoes for the win
Nigger detected.

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At least you have AOC.

Just keep playing the game, man. Don't bankrupt yourself doing it, but quitting should not be an option. All will be well in the end, you will see, and if you get a couple of rough rides along the way, don't even worry, it's all a part of the game. Patience is probably the hardest skill to learn, but it is also a very crucial skill.

I'm shit at the game and my market value declines every day. Don't know how long I can wait.

Do you know there are actually girls with a fetish for virgin losers lol? I know because I met one. She was really sexually aggressive with me and shit. We fucked on the second date.

>Do you know there are actually girls with a fetish for virgin losers lol?

Where do you find those girls?

idk bro. She went out of her way to contact me. Maybe create an ad or something looking for one.

>my market value declines every day
Why would you even think this? Maybe since you are still only in your 20s? No personal diss for you, but I honestly think that under-20 marriage should be banned. I had a whole band of friends in their 20s who got married, and with almost all of them, they were divorced by their 30s. Patience is a good thing.

The fuck?

Look at the people around you. Look st the type of chicks the guys around you are able to pull. Look into stuff

wdym?

You have a great lean body and a nice cock. Gay bro’s would def let you get your fuck or on blow you.

To meet girls it’s super easy. Take the pressure off. Go volunteer someplace chicks are like an animal shelter or something. They’ll be on your cock quick.

But getting your dick sucked by a gay bro might seem weird af but it’s a good way to jumpstart your development

Dude, I am in my mid-to-late thirties. My market worth is declining. I'm getting old. My social position (career, income( becomes more important and I don't have enthusing going in that regard etc.

I see many guys who are looking much worse than I do pull gorgeous women. But those are guys who have a decent personality, are great to talk to etc.

It might me something about you that is a turnoff that you’re unaware of. Jacked teeth? Body odor? Terrible breath? A weird foreign accent? Being notoriously cheap? A creepy talker- something is off.

If you really wanna lose your virginity, take some Molly, go out on the weekend, talk to some boys and fuck your brains out, because its clear you are a faggot who can talk to normie whores

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>Jacked teeth?

My teeth are not straight, but are also not terribly jacked.

>Body odor?

Very paranoid about that. Shower twice a day. Use anti-perspirant and deodorant and perfume.

>Terrible breath?

Brush teeth / tongue thrice.

>A weird foreign accent?

Haha. Yes. I have a horrible German accent which I cannot lose.

>Being notoriously cheap?

Yes.

How is that clear?

>36 kissless virgin
Body, decent Dick size, good job...

How tha fuck can i fuck left and right being ugly skinny and same hight.

Take some social drugs, Molly, Coke whatever and fuck, hes also making it harder for himself day by day posting to random trap lover, cucks making threads about females they could never get.

If its rejection he is afraid of he needs to get used to it before he can even look for a relationship

All i read is OP bringing up problems everyday without looking for s solution to his fucking problem

Maybe tone down the perfume (assuming you meant cologne).

There has to be German friendly things where girls are at where your nazi tongue would be a bonus not a negative. Even posting on meetup to teach conversational German might help you.
If the virginity thing is fucking with you get a pro. Explain it to her and pay for a dream fuck. That should take the edge off and make it mentally way easier

Also bitches like money spent. Cheapness is a huge turn off.

>Body, decent Dick size, good job

Good job? I'm 36 and still in training. I don't have anything resembling a career.

>If its rejection he is afraid of he needs to get used to it before he can even look for a relationship

I've been rejected many times. That doesn't scare me. What scares me is the complete absence of any kind of interest. There was nothing. Nothing.

>There has to be German friendly things where girls are at where your nazi tongue would be a bonus not a negative.

The local Nazi party?

I'm okay with buying girls drinks. Didn't get further so it wasn't an issue until now.

What are your hobbies, in gonna fix your problems today, the best i can so dont need to see this fucking patetic thread no more

See here

Post your face. Or a partial. Fucking curious how a second gen paki in average shape like me can be sleeping with a midwestern beauty queen and you’re still comin up blank

Old pic with short hair. Now sporting a fucking Hitler youth.

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Join clubs, read about your hobbies online, offer to help with what your hobbies are, make yourself needed.

Go to different climmbing place Every week, go to similar places, for exp rock climing, try going to a parkour park or whatever. Put yourself out on the market. Offer help, ask for help, find what you might see yourself enjoing.

For exp, put out an ad, ask for someone to help you finding new climbing places with a crew, offer some money, if not look for someone who needs help with something you can do

You are good looking b/ro

Go to book clubs, library is my go to when i wanna meet someone new.

What you might see yourself enjoy try it in groups/ clubs

>Go to different climmbing place Every week, go to similar places, for exp rock climing, try going to a parkour park or whatever. Put yourself out on the market. Offer help, ask for help, find what you might see yourself enjoing.

I'm in a climbing group and go to different crags regularly. Also try to go to crags further away or abroad once or twice a year (depending on money).

Also, what have you tried that havent worked?

This is a fucking conundrum. Even if that black bar was actually part of your face you aren’t uggo enough to preclude getting a bitch on you.

Just pay for sex once and it might make you more relaxed about it and easier to be around. Or maybe get some therapy because it’s a mystery to me what the fuck is going on

I know a bunch of nurses on Hinge n Bumble. When they want bfs they look there

What do you mean?

This was around five years ago. Now, I'm slowly getting old without ever having looked masculine. Like a fucking kid with progeria.

Your traps look way bigger in the other pic

What is your hight in meters?

You’re actually funny in English. That’s even weirder. Online dating no good?

Gains in the last few years.

180 cm.

What ways have you tired to make a conection with females or whatever, what ways did you fail in, detail it for me please, i actually wanna help your sad ass

Fake it till you make it user. Copy the best parts of what the other guys have. What was your childhood like? Overprotective mother maybe?

Tinder, Bumble, OKC, some weird german site. And chatted up girls at bars, parties, clubs.

if your face is ugly go somewhere you can show off your body more, beach, pool, etc.

Not overly protective. Also not overly laissez fair.

whats that in meters?

1,8 m.

Are you livin in the states or Europe? If you’re over there get with some immigrant chick. If you’re here try a black girl.

I'm from Europe. Just moved to the US.

Try it in the real world more, online can be worse for a domer like you seeing how you get borde fast or not intressted after a hot minute

Also whats your views on drugs

lol