Hey Sup Forums how do I impress women?

hey Sup Forums how do I impress women?

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confidence mixed with a bit of bullshit and a sense of purpose and goals

get off here and stay off...

Coming from a woman: Just be confident, but chill. 9/10 womans agree.

My tactic. I'm a virgin :3

By not trying to impress them.

face tattoos. girls drop their panties at the sight of a man with tatts all over his face and neck.

You're asking a group full of inbred, racist. Incels how to impress women? I think you're asking the wrong people bud.

This

I have Sup Forums and reddit. Who should I ask?

So I should...just exist?

Ask girls what they find attractive and impressive in a guy.

The only thing you can do to impress women is have money.
Thats it.
Unless you're very attractive, then everything you do is impressive, every joke you say is funny, your super smart and stuff and you have a big dick even though they've never seen it.

impress yourself first, the women will follow

1, don't ask Sup Forums
2, don't try too hard to impress them
3, don't be overly cocky, just enough for them to think its playful
4, be an asshole from time to time
5, cheat on them and make them feel useless
6, be hard to get
7, be extremely good looking
8, have money
9, show that you have money
10, be an idiot
11, play games with them
12, be a narcissist
13, take them shopping

These are things that women seem to desire. Good luck

I'm fucked (ironic), but thanks

Oh and I forgot, don't have a small dick

show them how well you take massive black cock

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And don't have feet fetish

As I said, I'm fucked

Piss & scat

By being a cool guy. By being famous. By being successful. By being a leader. By being on top of your shit. By not worrying so hard about what she thinks about you. It's true that women are more interested in your personality than your looks, but it's not how nice you are - it's how confident, masculine, assertive, dominant, skilled you are. If you aren't there then work on it. It's also not being overly aggressive either.. women aren't lying when they say they hate guys who aggressively hit on them and continually cross boundaries very blatantly. You need to move things forward in a sexual/romantic way but you also need to be attentive to how she feels and if she seems uncomfortable take a step back and build comfort and attraction.

Take care of the obvious shit - work out, watch your weight/shape, don't spend a shit ton of time online and inside, have something you actually are doing with your life. Then socialize and don't get attached to a single girl too hard, explore your options, don't commit and chase too easily. don't be willing to change who you are at a fundamental level for a girl.. it's extremely unattractive.

Be a wizard

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Chicks love guys with mangled dicks.

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Pringles can in the pants. Works almost every time.

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Solid advice for anons

Show her your religious side.

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femanon detected show tits or gfto

Be a mushroom.

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I think thats the first real advice I got on Sup Forums

thank you user

get fuck the out

Show them your pog collection