Guy my job is 3 miles away and its an hour walk up hill I can no longer do it its to hard and I can't ride bike either...

Guy my job is 3 miles away and its an hour walk up hill I can no longer do it its to hard and I can't ride bike either its to exhausting. I don't have car so give me some ideas how to do it and uber and taxi is out of the questions.

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Lose weight

just buy a car, retard.
you don't have $4,000?

3 miles really isnt that far user

lose weight

if you wish to be a lazy fuck, there are electric bikes and scooters

get a moped

Just keep doing it, it gets a little easier every day and it will help you grow stronger.

run to work instead of walk. you'll lose weight and build stamina

Just nut the fuck up

how will ejaculation help?

Why is taxi and uber out of the question. Also how fucking steep is this hill it takes you an hour to walk fuck me

Carl? (or is it spelled with a K?) Is that you? you borrowed a vehicle for inventory, and you seem to forget you've got coworkers who would happily give you a ride.

3 miles an hour walk. Holy shit you're slow as fuck at walking.

My job is 2.5 miles away and I do it in 20/25 minutes.

Stop being pathetic or move jobs.

No public transportation where you are? Take a bus like the rest of us losers...

Please Bro, read below....

Although walking speeds can vary greatly depending on many factors such as height, weight, age, terrain, surface, load, culture, effort, and fitness, the average human walking speed at crosswalks is about 5.0 kilometres per hour (km/h), or about 1.4 meters per second (m/s), or about 3.1 miles per hour (mph).

buy a fucking car witht the money from your job

lazy people are really good at justifying being lazy

Steal a power scooter from Walmart.

GET A SEGWAY!!!!!

leave earlier, walk slower

Uber there and skateboard downhill back

bus?

If you put this much effort into walking rather than justifying why you don't walk you'd be better off.

How about don't be JUST average? Do you know the average IQ is 80? That's 20 points off being a complete fucking mong.

Don't settle for average, even local grannies can hit 4.5mph for god sake

Literally just get fit, walking is free and pretty fucking easy, run in your free time too. Bring fitness clothes, change into them after work and jog back home, even if you get a car in the future keep up the effort to stay fit, what else you gonna do? The other option is to just give up and lose your job then be a retard bum. Your choice retard

Top kek

Just find a good hiding place to sleep at work, then walk there on Monday morning and home on Friday night. Do a Whore's Bath with paper towels in the bathroom. Or maybe you should move closer.

The average walking pace is 3mph. He walks 3 miles in an hour uphill.

Get a new job closer. It's a shame the public transportation where you live is trssh

Friend of mine lost his license for a DUI several years back. His solution was to drive his riding mower to work. He just wore a Hi-Vis vest, slapped the triangle on the back and installed some flashing amber lights to comply with the slow moving vehicle laws. Cops couldn't do shit because you don't need a license to drive a tractor.

Was kind of funny driving by and seeing the little Craftsman tractor tucked in between his co-worker's cars and trucks.