How does Sup Forums hide their porn from their significant others?

How does Sup Forums hide their porn from their significant others?

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name it as "system files" in my PC lmao

nested folder that is set to hidden

Veracrypt

Just don’t have a significant other, problem solved

Be enough of a chad that they won't leave you if they find it.

Bonus points if you slowly walk them into depravity with you.

Bonus, bonus points if you're on the right side of an affair.

Hide it? We fucking watch it together.

OH..significant other...you meant, like, your mom, huh. Sorry Sup Forums can't help you.

Did this. Now my wife and I fuck while we watch a vid of my ex gf stripping and finger fucking herself

What about External drives? Need a good idea to stash my 4TB HDD

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I used to only look at porn on my ancient ipod touch to hide it. Then I started saving porn on my PC and put it under "Sociology Final" in my school papers folder. Now I put some in there but I also get lazy and leave some on the desktop because she doesn't care if I look at porn.

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My problem is that I subbed to GDP awhile ago and downloaded almost 5TB of 4K porn videos. So an external drive is what I have it stored on.

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I keep it on a huge thumb drive which is Encrypted with a password. I never leave it plugged in while shes here, and I always clean my internet history and cookies. very easy

I keep it all on an external drive connected to the router in a hidden folder on an unbroadcasted 5ghz network. I only give out the said/password for my 2.4ghz network. This way I can navigate to the folder from any device. To get into it she'd have to connect to hidden network, type out the IP address, then login. From there she'd just see a drive full of movies and TV shows and would have to manually type in "usb_storage/program data/rainmeter/.1llustro".

She can barely change the wallpaper on her iPhone so I'm not too concerned. If I'm ever away for a long period of time I safety eject hard drive

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by not having significant others.

on my phone gallery
I don't even try. password and I usually have the phone.
mom died a year ago and my dad is secretly seeing someone, he wouldn't confront me if he noticed and I have a lot of time alone

just keep it on an external and put it in your tool box under your framing hammer

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The only porn I save is of my significant other. Otherwise I just pull up an xhamster video and fap.

Pro tip though. You shouldn’t be with a chick you need to hide anything from. She should be experiencing it with you on occasion. Throwing on porn with your bitch in the room is awesome.

The computer is mine. She doesn't ever use it.

Disabled hard drive in windows Device Manager and 7zip store files in nested hidden folders, password protected

>hiding porn

pathetic

some people dont want their girlfriend/family to know about their fetish porn, is that a bad thing or what

>not getting your partner in on your fetishes

pathetic

whats your fetish porn and why are you worried about your missus knowing about what youre into? ive told my gf my kinks and she was keen to try em out. we pretty casual though but i dont know why youd want to hide anything from someone serious.

Damn, i need this

Newfag detected

I don't. I have a folder called THIS_IS_PORN in my home directory. If she looks she'll regret it.

I don't have to because my partners aren't insecure enough to try and make me not watch or look at porn

I don't hide things from women unless it's cheating, even then I could really care less if they find out but I'm not throwing it in their face.

this chick got a name?

Download a free folder encryption software that uses a password. Save the folder inside program files or system32.

Amateurs. I host an ESXi server store all my porn on a VM.

Yes it’s bad. You should be exploring your fetishes together. Why be with a sexual partner when you have an entire Hidden side/urge going unfulfilled? If your fetish isn’t illegal or immoral, then share it. If she’s judgmental, move on

Jesus christ, guys. It's 2019, just stream some shit, bust a nut, and move on with your life. They hell you saving anything for? You guys need to stop treating porn like it's a god damn hobby and start treating it like what it is. It's a tool available to jack off when you're horny. Get your god damn lives together.

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By showing her some of it (tame stuff) so she doesn't think I'm hiding things from her so it satisfies any curiosity she might have about me looking at porn so she doesn't feel the need to go snooping.

Well said sir froggy

Yep. A tool. Exactly. Now let us get back to the discussion of our toolboxes.

You and your partner shouldn't need to hide your kinks from one another. It won't last if you have to jerk it in secret. My wife knows I like weird shit. I know she likes weird shit. It's better like that.

Even if it is illegal or immoral, you never know what your partner might secretly also be into.

Damn bois, we have an Alpha amongst us.

I love that girl she’s 0reobaby but her real name is Alex Clarke. Any moar of here?

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> How does Sup Forums hide their porn from their significant others?

I can barely be bothered to hide the external HDD I have full of teen porn and my friends nudes that I’ve stolen. Including the girl that I live with and others that stay over sometimes.

I’ll find that fucking thing on the couch sometimes. And no I will not dig it out now to retrieve the Too Hot For user’s Phone pics, but I will share some stuff I’ve been granted that I have on my phone.

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It’s not reasonable to expect someone else to condone something illegal (CP) or immoral (Loli). But if OP’s fetish is just on the extreme side, he needs to share it sooner than later.

When I started dating my girlfriend, I told her straight up my kinks and that my sexual fulfillment was a non-negotiable for me. She’s accommodated everything I’ve asked bc she knows the relationship relies on it. I’ve turned a relatively modest woman into a cock-craving whore. I didn’t accomplish this by hiding things.

Agree with the other poster about saving porn. I haven’t saved porn since my playboy and hustler magazines pre internet.

How old are you, oldfag? I’m 42.

I don't hide it

>hiding porn

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i don't? why do you feel that you need to?

is this picture the EU

Only thing I hide is my sexual conquest pics. Learned my mistake of evidently leaving out my black book and seeing a good amount destroyed. Now I still have some but not the whole set...which is now gone with time

37

i bet you dont even have any rare or high value pepes

> 37

How old is your girl? I found that around 37 it got easier to score young poon and at 40 it became fucking trivial.

more of this bitch

thats because you know 30k is piss money and you dont go out dressed like trash by 40 if i had job security I could and i'm under 25

Well I don't have any saved and we watch it together sometimes anyway, nothing to hide.

Smart kid. Keep your head up.

Not who you were talking about but here's my rarest

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the rarity has just decreased by a whole grade but thank you for sharing

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But on an unrelated note who is this? Didn’t find anything in reverse search.
She is damn fine.

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I don't, because she doesn't care. She looks at porn too.

>well except the creeps, but those are on an HD in the garage

bedankt

I just have it and she knows
She knows not to go through my shit because I've made it clear that I look at other stuff occasionally
I told her it's this or cheating, which I do anyways
When she ask to use my external drives she always makes me check to make sure I don't have anything on there that she wouldn't want to see

my computer is my computer.

> my computer is my computer.

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I don't. We're adults.

She has a bit of a fetish for the CG loli stuff when she gets drunk, but otherwise she's not bothered or interested.

We compete with each other to find the most fucked up shit possible.

> We compete with each other to find the most fucked up shit possible

Post some, faggot.

lovely

based

I have a yahoo account that I just download everything and email to myself before i delete from my PC.

I would try to share it but it's too wierd- like public nudity and stuff so i don't think it would fly.

I keep it in a password protected file marked PORN. Why porn you ask? Because I am 51 years old and I don't want my young grand children opening it when they are on my PC, my GILF wife does not care that I watch porn, sometimes she joins me and we have sex while watching and other times we act like commentaries while watching it and make fun of it.
Get over yourselves and your fear of being caught with porn, there are much worse and more embarrassing things that are going to happen to you I life than getting caught by your family cuffing your carrot to porn on your internet device.

search veracrypt.
make a hidden volume on your harddrive
it is password protected and hidden.
good luck to her finding that
its free software too.

little bit of a warning sign not to make children with her but ok user that's your indecision and theyre your children

Hiding porn on your PC, top Kek
Bunch of insecure people, scared to death of their own sexuality, and petrified to embrace their sexuality with their partner.
Unless you are underage and petrified of your mom catching you beating off and telling everyone she knows.
Either way it is still pathetic to hide it from your significant other, when you can both embrace it and use it to keep things yes I and adventurous

Used Truecrypt for years, now use Veracrypt.

Make sure to set it to auto-dismount after a set number of minutes in case you forget.

Don't even need to make it hidden. Create a volume of whatever size you want - mine is 100GB. Name it something like "Archive.rar". It will even have the rar icon and be recognized as a compressed file.. but if someone tries to actually unzip it, it will behave as if it's just a corrupted rar file.

It's the best way to password protect and encrypt data. It doesn't get cached, and it auto-locks itself after being idle for a set time. Even the Govt can't defeat it. Drug kingpin in Brazil used Truecrypt on his shit. Brazilian govt was stumped so they sent it to FBI who couldn't crack it either. Only way to defeat it is with a keylogger or physical access to your DIMM modules while it's in a recently decrypted state (but you need a full lab and clean room to extract the keys)

Veracrypt. Get it.

> Veracrypt. Get it.

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this.
cuz its not legal tho.
legal stuff is normal stored inside /home

Not at all. I've watched porn with most of my SOs. It's kinda nice knowing exactly what turns each other on

I don't I show it to her

I don't hide it. She knows I like traps and ladyboys and all sorts of other non-vanilla stuff. Neither of us would ever go snooping into each other's phones or computer files anyway. My desktop also has six drives that only I know how to operate.

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>hiding porn
>2019
Unironically have a folder called "Pron" in the root directory.
All people I have lent my PC hasn't noted it.

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I have it in a folder called Pron
Nobody suspects anything, since it isn't called Porn.

passworded archive
and backup copies

For about a decade ive stored my porn in a vera crypt folder and also deep in the "Steam" folder. Now that my wife lives with me, all that shit is stored on an external in a computer drawer. She doesnt know much about computers so im not worried about her figuring it out.

the vanilla lesbian porn is "hidden" in an Update directory in my windows drive.

the Sup Forums caliber material is on a network drive that's hidden on a completely separate wi-fi network.

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Imagine being so beta you have a partner and still watch porn.

i need more of this girl

Why would you hide it?

I don't hide it. She knows sometimes i need to crank one out and she isn't comfortable sending nudes so i look at porn.

I don't i share it and make it with them

I don't. Why would I? I'm not ashamed of myself and I want her to like me as I am.

Get her to watch porn with you

We actually explore it together

I don't, she knows everything and participate in most of it

you don't need to hide your porn folder from your significant others if you have no significant others

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Exactly.

I just deleted my System32. Worked like a charm

who is that?

I don't hide it, told her I had one, she just doesn't search my folders cause she knows there's some fucked up stuff in it.

I host it on my server ,in my closet and she doesn`t know how to remote into it . RIP