2016 keeps escalating.
>Holy fucking shit, they cast a white actress in Ghost in the Shell!
>wait 2 weeks
>Holy fucking shit, this guy raped a girl and got off with six months!
>wait 2 weeks
>Holy fucking shit, this guy shot up 50 people in an Orlando gay club!
>wait 2 weeks
>Holy fucking shit, Britain is actually leaving the EU!
>wait 2 weeks
>Holy fucking shit, there's a military coup in Turkey!
>wait 2 weeks
>...
So Sup Forums, what happens next?
Somebody gets nuked. The fire rises. A new world rises from the ashes, with or without us.
>Holy fucking shit, they cast a white actress in Ghost in the Shell!
but the major IS white
THE WORLD ASCENDS INTO PURE CHAOS.
BLM will kill more police and Martial Law will be brought upon America.
remake of Roots with an all-white cast
...
>Holy fucking shit, Deutsche Bank is officially bankrupt!
>wait 2 weeks
>Holy fucking shit, Donald Trump is leading in national polls!
>wait 2 weeks
>Holy fucking shit, Barack Obama was found dead in a bathtub with a toaster!
>wait 2 weeks
>Holy fucking shit, an asteroid the size of Wyoming is heading straight for planet earth!
>wait 2 weeks
>Holy fucking shit, the lost continent of Atlantis has risen out of the Pacific Ocean!
the major is a ghost, user
she has no race
We haven't fucking left the EU
Our Prime Minister campaigned to stay in and she's going to refuse to let us leave because it would mean Scotland leaves the United Kingdom
HELP US
WE HAVEN'T LEFT THE EU YET
HELP US
WE HAVEN'T FUCKING LEFT THE EU YET PLEASE STOP SAYING THIS!!!!!!!
What happened with the meteor headed our way? I know that NASA has been sort of shying away from talking about it
sure, but her body is modeled after a white person
No fuck off. Her body was based on a Japanese woman. Japs always draw themselves with white features in their cartoons.
BTW the "kek" thing isn't fags who got bored with "lel" it's satanists and ignorant fools eager for chaos and pain, because they are pathetic losers.
>Modelled off of japanese person
>Japs model themselves with white features
What?
>Japs always draw themselves with white features in their cartoons.
so she's white?
Ok.
You forgot this.
All the cities will be destroyed, move out to the country side ASAP.
But white actors can't be anime.
i'm just patiently sitting here waiting for the first nuke to fall
hoping it will be in the middle east, obviously
No. She's Japanese. She just looks white because the Japs don't wanna draw themselves with squinty lil eyes in their cartoons.
this is probably the worst thing of all
> wait 2 weeks
> holy shit aliens have made contact!
> wait 2 weeks
>Holy shit kek has awoken!
>Wait 2 weeks
> holy shit it's the end of the world!
Pretty much. Replace "meme magic" with "chaos magick" and "kek" with "Satan" and it's pretty much all they talk about on /x/.
>white actress playing the Major
WHY WON'T HOLLYWOOD MAINSTREAM MEDIA RECOGNIZE MY YELLOW FEVER
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
I think it was rescheduled until the 2040s or 2060s
>wait 2 weeks
>still no gf
Berserk 2016 gets full 2D animation and is actually great