Pro Bowl gamethread #1

the penultimate game of football until August
literally who gives a shit edition
starts about right now

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Who will get lit up first?

Congratulations to all 30 teams who have to treat this like their Super Bowl!

The ref.

Me with my blunt

I don't understand why people shit on the Probe Hole so much. You get to see some cool scenarios like Brees throwing to Thielen and Baldwin.

literally what is the pro bowl

This is pretty embarassing
Who the fuck is in charge of audio

a consolation prize

Joe the Show for MVP
half the players who get invited dismiss it and refuse to participate. what do you expect from the fans. it's half-assed football
if it was played in the middle of the season like all other all-star games, literally nobody would watch
but as long as it's the second last game in six months, people do reluctantly tune in

pro bowl???

>3rd and 5
>Von Miller gets beat in coverage
Who would have fucking thought

>Brees having to play nice with Vikings players
lel

>Brees to Thielen for the TD
Pottery.

AFC BTFO

AFC BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>Watching this two hand touch bullshit

Gay-FC

Good extra point block attempt

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Why isn't Marcus Williams at the Pro Bowl?

FUCKING REFBALL

COME THE FUCK ON REFS

I don't think I'm staying tuned in much longer if they don't tackle

replace the pro bowl with a match between the two worst teams of the season desu

who is the color guy?
he's pretty terrible. they should have invited Gruden for the last time so he could hype up Carr and Mack

something hassleback

the Seahawks QB that 80% of their """""""fanbase"""""""" hasn't heard about?

>ben has a whole crew of afc pro bowlers
>forces it to brown every play

This is so fucking boring

missed the first TD, who did Brees throw to?

welp this is the last game of the season. not watching the eagles get btfo by 40 next week

Fuck the traditions and etiquette give us more hits

Rip Doyle

The ProB owl.
That game no one wants to watch but has the plays everyone wish the teams would use.

You're wrong. My penis is literally harder than it has ever been.

Smoking Jay to be the ESPN color guy ext year or FUCK OFF.

Das my boy ;_;

No I am not

sweet, I should get a few Madden Mobile coins for that Brown pass

To watch a mishmash group of NFC players against the Stoolers?

>nigger bennett trying to cheat in the fucking probowl

Fuck that nigger.

How to fix the pro-bowl:

>Divisional flag football tournament
>Teams formed from within divisions rather than conferences which no one cares about.
>Put it after the super bowl so everyone can play

Winning division gets each team a cheeky supplementary draft pick in the 7th round

Reposting from nflg. What do you guys think?

I just hope someone from the steelers gets hurt.

this
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Back in my day trannys where car parts

I'm really not feeling these uniforms

>pouncey saying fuck it, I'm not gonna try to block on a screen

>3 pro bowl games

RHODES CLOSED BITCH

rhodes closed

>flea flickers are popular again
what is this, 2005?

also the players on the winning team gets an extra million dollar paycheck. might not mean much to established players but the rookie types it will make em play harder, maybe?

Hasselbeck st-st-stammering is going to give me a stroke

Replace the game with a college style overtime. Make the skill competitions equally as important as the game.

Yes you fucking are, just admit it you absolutely autistic piece of shit faggot!

Yes.

Why is there a 14 year old announcing this game again?

Both Foles and Brady got them both off in their champ games. I guess it's monkey see monkey do.

Football just isn't a good sport for an allstar game

God Im so happy the Eagles thoroughly embarrassed you fucking losers.

Ben, there are other receivers on your team except AB
yeah, that's what i was referring to as well

What the fuck, is the AFC really so terrible that they just invited the Steelers to the Pro Bowl?

Why are you so asshurt?

>literally Steelers vs NFC the game

Kek

Because saying Rhodes closed is gayer than taking a literal cock up your ass

>is that FUN I hear

>Jests
>Browns
Need I say more?

Holy kek you just rekt them!

Pats confirmed losers.

Lots of stuff up his butt

HOLY KEK!!!!

>Pats can't play
>3rd seed Jags
>4 Chiefs
>Bills and Titans wildcard
Just not much offense

Fuck all of you. I love the PB. It's max comfy

Did I see a brown?

>We are the fans of a garbage ass team

That 2 Bills 303 for 30 is gonna be boring as shit

my pusy is max comfy

Was this an "everybody draw a square" thing?

Man fuck the Pro Bowl. It used to be one huge party in Hawaii at he end of the season, now it's just a sham. Teams who go to the Super Bowl can't participate, and the teams who do participate don't do shit. Nobody even tries anymore since the all the players automatically become either $15,000 or $30,000 richer. Also its in shitty Florida for the second season in a row.

>peypey has the most passing touchdowns in the pro bowl
That is the most defining stat of his career.

Joe Schobert was the lone Brown to make the Pro Bowl. I'm surprised Garrett didn't get an invite though.

>being a giant queerbate is fun

I always liked Hasselbeck for some reason, seems like a good guy. Fuck Seattle though.

based Joe the Show
a shame the other Joe couldn't make it :(

They'd be short. Like 15-30 minutes or whatever. It would take the same amount of time.

Sean hired them after they promised to go low on key players

Its in Orlando so the players' kids can go to Disneyworld.

wew, it's dumping buckets out there

Lol

It's in orlando because the city bribed the NFL

So they would just be stealing the NHL's ideas like the NBA did this year.

lol Chefs

Put Russ in.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE AFC

>wet balls

the vikes butthurt about new orleans never gets old
THIS IS NOT DETROIT, MAN, THIS IS THE SUPERBOWL!

Fucked up ass rules

>not allowed to score off that
fuck off
he fucked up

>the absolute state of noted woman beater Tyreek Hill

>kicking team can't advance the ball after a fumble
Has that always been the rule?

What rule is that?

>CHIEFS

Why are you so obsessed with the Vikings, Vlad? Aren't you a Browns fan?

Yes, that would be Disney.

What the fuck

"The ball cant be advanced by the kicking team"

Yes the FUCK IT CAN???? dude fumbled it and didnt fair catch it
Are they just making up rules now?

what is this bullshit. why can't the kicking team advance it here?