Don’t be a dumb cunt like me Sup Forums. Story incoming:
>be me
>buy a vibrator like pic related for wife bc sometimes I just can’t keep up with her needs.
>she doesn’t enjoy it, which is mostly fine because my tongue, fingers and dick satisfy her. (She started to cum much easier after our two kids; don’t know if that is a thing or if anyone else experienced this?)
back to story
>decided last night to try again, but not by inserting it but after I got her edging from my tongue, I used it on her clit and inserted my finger....
>she cums massive buckets. Can’t control her bladder and pees she came so hard. (Or call it squirting if you want).
So yeah I’m a retard, because I didn’t just use it on her clit after she didn’t enjoy it being inserted.
Hopefully this helps some user out there who is as dumb as me.
Don’t be a dumb cunt like me Sup Forums. Story incoming:
fuck off
At least use this advice on the off chance that you don’t die an incel.
Only a fag would be so clueless.
Your mother taught you literally nothing.
Get one of these bad boys for your prostate.
What’s the part at the bottom for?
If you can't keep up with her sexual needs then you're a low test faggot.
>But she's INSATIABLE
Learn when and how to make her wait like a good bitch. If you do it properly and fuck her good after denying her for awhile she'll cum harder than she has in her life and be all the more submissive to you because of it.
I got pic related for my wife. It's for clitoral stimulation while I finger or fuck her, she gets off like crazy. It's also super-quiet so the kids don't hear it.
Not sure which part you mean, but it's "flared" so it can't go too far in to where you can't get it out. The silver part is a vibrating bullet which theoretically generates vibrations that get carried through the rest of the toy, but that always kinda sucks.
No kidding, I've gone through probably 5 or six different kinds of prostate massagers just because everybody says I'm missing out, but it does NOTHING for me but stress me out when I try to put it in, because I'm always worried I'm going to pull out my rectum or something when i have to take it out. Even when I'm not thinking about that, I just don't feel anything good. Tried different depths, rocking it around, just nothing. What am I doing wrong :(
Great advice fucktard if I could ever wait longer than a day. I simply feel that she should get off every time that I do but at times she just wants to get me off and that’s fine for her but I don’t think she should keep her blueoveries there ever.
My wife is the same way, she doesn't like toys inserted but loves vibration on her clit.
I think we overdid it though, because now she needs CONSTANT clit stimulation where before she could cum on my dick with more "varied" techniques.
Oh fuck me.
Has this made your sex life worse?
She truly loved the vibrator on her clit.
But if she prefers that, I get an easy life.
TBH things feel a little less passionate now. I get the feeling that if we start things without, she's just kind of waiting until we get the vibrator to REALLY get things started.
I guess it's not a huge deal, but I miss just being able to fuck each other without dependence on equipment.
If. IF you are not a dumb cunt... let her enjoy that more, but only after you throat fuck her. But as I said, only if you are not dumb as fuck.
this thread is bizarre and outlandish
why would you use a robot to make liquid come of a yucky vajayjay
Wow, use a vibrator on a clit. This is an amazing discovery. Why has no one ever thought of this?
The bit to the left with a knob is to tickle the taint and maybe the balls. The main shaft of mine is less aggressively shaped.
Oh yeah, I'm not crying about it, I'm glad she has something she likes. I'm just saying that I prefer spontaneously fucking each other without a lot of setup or accessories, and it has made things a little more complicated than I expected.
Take it easy and explore what feels good. Maybe get a smaller one?
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This.
I started with a massive one because Sup Forums told me it was the only way to enjoy.
Truly it’s the only was to not enjoy.
Smaller is best. That’s why trannies do so well.
You made your wife come literal buckets and you think this is retarded?
user, he said he is reateded for not using the vibrator in a better way more quickly.
At least that’s how I read it.
I’m going to try his advice this weekend. My jap gf is frigit af.
It’s what now?
get a womanizer premium or a womanizer duo
thank me later
i had the womanizer starlet i got in a christmas sextoy calender with my ex (got it on amorelie, a german online sexshop)
this thing made her cum in under a minute and made her horny af
great for bondage play and multiple orgasms
got the womanizer premium recently, considering getting the womanizer duo soon - but im also looking at lovense toys
and yeah, she didn't enjoy vibrators for vaginal stimulation either
but using the womanizer made her wet as fuck and after a little while with the womanizer i could use a g-spot vibrator
made her come like crazy
protip: invest in toys and accesories to spice up your sexlife, try some stuff till you find something that fits you/your partner
Pics would be nice cunts. This is a fucking image board you dumb cunts. KYs’. If