/hoc/ all star weekend thread #6

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Atlantic getting BTFO

>atlant3c

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>vasi

So who's picking up Jagr

>tunnelqvist

Posted too soon

>lundpads

Tfw this game ends 5-3 Atlantic

nobody hes a fucking bum
>dont train whatsoever all summer
>"wahh nobody is signing me"

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

All Star Game should be the host city's team against the best of the rest of the league.

>Literally Inconsolable

this actually isnt that bad desu

Jagr is gonna end up in a front office

yeah and Bettman would have the game in Arizona or some shit and it'd be like a 20-1 final

it's KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH

One of the worst ideas I've ever heard

kikel is fucking awful.

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dont @ me

it's both. they're booing Marchand and cheering for Kucherov.

are you sure Lundpads is Swedish?
he doesn't have blonde hair

>black panther commercial during a hockey game

Top kek

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@'ed

@81218356

So, you support women's hockey, right, Sup Forums?

>just do the passing competition nikita, and give more than one word answers to interviews. You need to expand your brand
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Wtf no images posted
We bringing back ascii hoc?

>we wuz kangz : the movie
that lupita chick is overrated as fuck shes not even that cute

I will watch US/CAN games. Anything beyond that is borderline unwatchable.

Of course. If they want to play they should be allowed to do so

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why do they interview the players like this game matters?

WE

>O'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Here

WE

id be lying if i said womens olympic gold games werent fun. i dont care for a womens league though

I went to sports clips on Monday
They were showing a UMD / St Cloud State outdoor women's game
They were aight

>muh blacks

Fuck yeah go Japan

Will O'ree sucked though

that's pronounced "ey tee ey tee"

I wouldn't mind if the women were actually good at hokkei

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kek did he just deny marchand of a fistbump?

I'd watch that porno

of course. the more hockey the better in my opinion.

Fuck off back to Sup Forums, retard.

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its not that they're terrible, its that they'll always be slower, weaker, and slower paced than mens hockey. but during the olympics there's gold on the line so they've been fun to watch

shut up, goblino

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Stop shilling that shit chain. How much do you get paid per post?

what do the teams do with the million?
do they donate it?

Wait, so what is this thing pronounced as?

HOLY FUCK
MY DICK

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tfw no /hoc/waifu

SCCCAARRRRRRRR

Holtby absolutely DESTROYED

>tfw no Kippers anymore to bully

A-T
S-T

Uhhh walking penis maybe?

such a meme game

>shitting on Eichel

Put Padqvist back in

the @@ people are retarded
it's a-t a-t

>Pr1ce

No atst

Like assist with less pronunciation.
Because it assists the @@

>he pronounces it the way Disney wants him to
gross

>met4o

t. meme country

pacifigods would shit on either of these teams

Holy shit.

What a pass by JT

Doc having a stroke

>holtby didnt get scoreed on in the final game last years all stars
>gives one up right away

Good job protecting that tie though shitlantic

ATLANTIC MASTER PLAYMAKING DIVISION

who the fuck is Point?

Some manlet from the Blots

>its a-t-a-t

Its a phone company?

POINT!!

BASED ALBERTAN TIES THE GAME

Wtf I didn't know people shilled it on Sup Forums
I go there cuz the girls do a good job and I'm not gonna pay Bumble and Bumble salons 3x as much for the same thing

the future of tampa bay

>mike milbury shitting on marchand literally nonstop
the ironing

The guy who got Hedman's spot, a forward

Shitral division confirmed worst division in the league

>named Point
>isn't a defenseman
Dropped

>not having a regular local barber shop

Yea but we get tons of awful jokes whenever he gets a point

>trust me, I'm an actor

I will not trust him

shit at meme games and not hockey that actually matters, mind you

>le rat man face

Marchand is a Bergeron babby

imagine losing to atlantic