This could have been Black Widow

>this could have been Black Widow
>instead we got Scarlet Shekelsberg

>Emily Blunt

The bitch that looks like she's in constant pain 24/7?

oy vey.

*kicks you in the nuts*

Scarlett johansson was hot in iron man 2 though

>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

I don't think Emily Blunt as the Widow would save the show, it's just not that good.

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No,
Please stop

She was so sexy in The Devil Wears Prada.

Nope, she looked like a stone faced bitch in that movie as well.

Lewd backs your path

No curves
Negative ass

JUST NO, OP

This is a super hero character
She has to have many curves

I see you have fallen for the thicc meme

>curves in a superhero

Fit girls > anything else, disagreeing with me means you're a faggot

>you want me to do what with your balls!? really user?

>you sicken me you filthy animal. Pervert like you should castrated

Oh I disagree

I'd settle for sex in a missionary position in the dark for the sole purpose of recreation while also holding hands

Blunt is a mystery to me.

In some pics she looks like the hottest piece of ass in the world and in the next she looks like she's about to die.

I can't stand her face.

So just like every woman ever?

DELET

I wish

(You)

>jews
>bongs

>not casting a slav to play a slav

>i love it when men suck my toes and lick my soles

what did she mean by that?

I don't think that's a real quote, user

lol her toe is fucked

your mom is fucked

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Who cares about the Jew McJewersson? Based MarvelTV gave us a superior Black Widow.

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gay

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haha what if she was drunk and pissed all over you haha

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haha what if she was drunk and took a massive shit in your mouth haha

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haha thats crazy

haha what if she was drunk and got angry and beat you up and raped you haha

What do you think her poop smells like? Does she even poop?

haha oh man

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So? What would you do?

Swallow.

haha what if she fucked your ass with a strapon while she was raping you haha lol

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She was hot in Sunshine Cleaning.

haha lol who comes up with this haha

>I'm so angry with you user!
>You know you're never supposed to hit back.
>When I get out of here you're in for such a beating you little shit!

What if?

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>DONT MOVE!

>i told you not to trespass my on property you pervert.

>Pull down your pants and underwear you creep

*points barrel at the testicles*

>Now i'm going to teach you a lesson

*racks a round in the champer*

>Look at me when I'm talking to you.
>This is what you want isn't it user?
>I know this what you want you dirty boy

I hate that bitch.

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He made the right choice, jenna.

>my husband really loves to smell and lick my hairy sweaty pits

>its a real pain to him when i have to shave them for a role

>Come here right now user!

>Don't try to fool me user. You know exactly what time it is.
>Don't try to beg it just makes you look more pathetic than you already are.
>It's time for your daily prostate milking and it's going to happen no matter what you say.

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>page 9

why?

>What did you just do?
>You know you're not supposed to cum until I give you permission.
>Look at the mess you've made user.
>I guess you're going to have to clean it up with your mouth now.

I think her being Carol would have been the better alternative