Brit/pol/ - Nelson's Column Edition

> T H R E A D . T H E M E
youtube.com/watch?v=oN2Xs-MvxLw

> M A Y ' S . C A B I N E T
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814

> S P E C T A T O R
spectator.co.uk/

> L A T E S T . S P E C T A T O R . P R I N T
dropcanvas.com/c2g42

> S K Y . N E W S . S T R E A M
news.sky.com/watch-live

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youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/754114716776206336
imgur.com/a/OuKdD
twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754115210252808192
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Who /comfy/ here?

Night boys

owen jones arguing with some american

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JUST

Pretty comfy lad

youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM

Seems like it's simmering out lads, shame.

how long till he does the decent thing and converts to Islam?

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Is it me or does Frank Field look like Francis from House of Cards?

Maybe he's behind the Labour leadership mess

He's plotting to become next leader

Owen Jones sounds like a Blairite.

They are meant to be fixing it suppsedly, it looks so comfy when it used to an actual garden instead of a desolate concrete plaza full of chavs, niggers trying to sell you phone cases/drugs or homeless people having sex.

Karen :3

>tfw all of the political class are staying up tweeting shit and watching the news instead of out getting drunk

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Where were you when you heard the neo-Ottoman empire had fallen, lads?

by knocking the wall down and adding some glass fixtures, actual flower beds are too expensive apparently.

Would vote for 10/10

>Stereotypical badger holding a hamburger

Gets me every time.

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>out getting drunk

What do you take us and them for, normies? Anyone obsessed with politics is autistic, nothing wrong with that lad.

in my fucking chair with feet up like usual

Sat naked in bed shitposting

I remember watching a video, with Shapiro blowing the white male privilege excuse out the water.

Has the sultan been killed yet then?
Sup Forums isn't being as informative as usual.

playing with my little plastic army men for adults.

is the coup still ongoing or did it fail?

so much disinfo and propaganda right now

who /indecentlydrunk/ here lads

>not bombing your Nelson's Column

Is that Manchester?

I spent many a teenage night necking vodka in Piccadilly Gardens before trying to sneak into some 18+ gig.

Shit got real in Ankara.

aye, the gardens before and after

/notenoughdrunk/ here

Laying in bed, thinking about tfw no gf

There's no currently famous figure I want to give a swirlie to more than Owen Jones

Is that the £1.50 cider you were talking about?
Looks like piss, get some real ale m9

Is it over?

>not using Vallejos

wew

What was the flight number lads?

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rate my colombian girlfriend

dat some death company i see?

Get some real westcountry cider you pleb

Oh dear.

HOLY SH-

What happened to everything above his shoulders?

TC-ATA, it's landed now.

Seems so.

MODS/10

I feel sorry for those soldiers they are parading on tv, some of the people were trying to abuse them but others were shielding them from the braying Islamic crowd.

If the coup does work out there is going to be one hell of a purge.

canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk

LOL STUDIO HAS BEEN COUPED LIVE ON AIR

Ran over by a tank I guess. I don't know what getting shot by a heavy duty round looks like IRL.

It all went downhill after the Piccadilly Tavern changed hands and went from somewhere alcoholics and underaged drinkers gathered to drink very cheap doubles to a gastropub. I had a very enlightening conversation with a woman due a double mastectomy in there.

joking shes not really my girlfriend

Yup, I went shopping earlier and my Morrison's was selling 1 ltr of White & Mackay for £15.
>I love the North

pls i'm poor

i do have actual vallejos but not reds

actually wip exorcists

get on it lad

tfw devon but not somerset

im about to get mortal drunk till where i look at myself in the mirror and talk to myself but just slurr words

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So the coup is pretty much confirmed failed right?

How's the internet over there lad?

Do you actually live there?

>canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
STANDING BY FOR ARMY SPOKESMAN OR THE PRES

;3

>canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
KEK

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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT

Might as well drink white ace then

Can we get a roach/bro in here to translate or what

>UK uses Turkeys distraction to invade Turk Cyprus, handing it over to the rightful government whilst seizing some extra clay

E M P I R E
M
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Also devon, getting sick of the cucks in exeter that support remain

'turn the lights off muthafucka'

oh shit nigger

>that phone alert repeatedly going off
lel

LITERALLY ME BUT WITH WINE

tfw north devon and 61% Torridge leave vote

Short term, I'm here for work.

Explosion at Ataturk airport!

noice, I spent all day assembling a Sammael, 3 ravenwing blackknights, a tactical squad and a dev squad

>tfw ravenwing are cool as fuck but the formations are boring

IT'S HABERING

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/754114716776206336

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/754114716776206336

Poor little Owen he thinks he's defending democracy.

But he's attacking people who want to restore it by removing a man who would put himself above the law.

>east devon
>only 54%

she left me

Massive loss. Especially seeing the crowds. Death throes of whatever chance for secular modernity Turkey had.

6 hrs ago

I've had a meeting with an amazing duo of sales reps this Friday.

>deathly pale, very skinny man
>looking very anxious and unable to maintain eye contact
>brown combover
>suit two sizes too big for his frame with narrow peaked lapels
>brown-tinted thick spectacles
>tiny unbuttoned collar
>ENORMOUS Windsor knot on tie, maybe one fourth of it fit between the collar
>wide tie with colourful WW2 planes scattered over olive background

>huge, grey-haired fatso
>very wide, very yellow grin with a couple of teeth missing
>suit with very wide open lapels
>french cuffs
>cufflinks with Batman logo
>bottom button in shirt unbuttoned
>fat, hairy belly visible through the hole
>wide spread collar
>itty-bitty knot on a very narrow plain red tie

They looked like they've just walked out of a very silly sketch.

goodnight sweet prince

im drinking whiskey at the moment but its my dads so i cant drink alot of it. will it be dangerous if i stop drinking this then start drinking wine

SHOUTING INTENSIFIES

nice lad, assembly is a fucking bitch, i hate it. any painted progress to show? some of mine here lad
imgur.com/a/OuKdD

Isn't that where Assad's plane landed?

Also, Is it nice there?

OH FUCK

IT'S BACK ON LADS

Whoa stuff heating up in the studio canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk

>waiting for gunshots

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No, are you like 12

Time isn't GMT, it was posted 3 minutes ago.

Sounds more dangerous if you finish your dad's whiskey lad, especially if it's expensive stuff.

Can anyone confirm this?

>you will never be 12 again
Why are you giving me these feels
Anyway you should have gone wine -> whiskey but whatever. If it's white wine you might throw up though kek

here's some Orks

Instanbul happening is covering it up.

fair

just seen this

twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754115210252808192