No Single Policy

>tfw cinema guard arrest a guy for breaking no single policy.

>tfw you are also alone.

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>try talking to the cinema guard as he escorts you out for trying to sneak into the theater without providing your thumb prints
>he says he's just there to do his job and that you should go to the assigned friend meetings if you desired a conversation

Why do people have to include there fucking face in every photo they take?

Vanity and narcissism are nurtured traits these days.

Forgot his falcon?

He's posting to people who presumably know him. He's doing a funny face. Stop being such autists.

Or his anvil wasn't regulation sized

Vanity.

wut is this actually true ? I wanted to go see logan for that cutie pie I see everywhere on Sup Forums ??

>there

Kill yourself.

once, I went to the alamo draft house to see "IT Came From beneath the Sea" I was basically by myself. Got Fish & Chips. Pretty comfy time I had.

probably because the photographer was trying to surreptitiously capture what was happening, using taking a selfie as an excuse

it would be kinda shitty if he just stood up and blatantly pointed his phone at the poor dude being escorted out, no?

Is there seriously a policy against single people in cinemas in some places?
why?

This, you fucking autismos

People who go to the kinoplex alone are most likely mass murderers.

because its kinda shady and seen as a security hazard

also extremely pathetic

>not eating octopus while watching ICFBTS

otherwise 10/10, would watch movies with you tbqh

>81228312
>because its kinda shady
How?
>also extremely pathetic
how?

to the people who prefer watching movies with others: why?

why would you ever go to the movies without your buddies ? like what's the end goal ?

Now that the dust has settled, what did user mean by this?

fun

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But the person in OP's pic is a male

How is it fun?
It's not some coalescent experience where the sensory input of the movie is heightened by the addition of more people. YOU are the only one experiencing it. Someone being next to you doesn't change what is projected from the screen.

And honestly if you're referring to the post-viewing, "whoa did you see that part?' "Yeah dude that was so cool!" as fun, you belong elsewhere.

he's OP's girlfriend (male)

did you just assume xir's gender?

look at the eyebrow movement, only a cock sucker would do that

>user has never had free time before lunchbreak and gone to see a movie instead of just going home.

Your limited life experience is showing.

>And honestly if you're referring to the post-viewing, "whoa did you see that part?' "Yeah dude that was so cool!" as fun, you belong elsewhere.
Yeah, you're right. Chatting with friends sucks ass.

What is it with redditers and their obsession with grammar?

Edit: there

Well, this photo is kinda controversial so it's pure vanity.

*they're

>like what's the end goal ?
Getting something to eat and drink after while discussing life. Maybe buying something if the theater is in a mall.

i am pretty sure he skipped cinema shower. I hope he gets executed

Whats he gonna do?
He is being escorted out by anti terrorist commando
You might as well flip him off and yell something about his mother

OP was put in gulag for homosex propaganda

Everybody go on, nothing to see here

>he doesn't take selfies whenever something interesting happens
"omg user, why do you never take photos of yourself? have you ever changed your profile pic?"

This image was 100% accurate when it was created, but now we're in a time where every normalfag desires that same vain "I'm important" attention.

this guy was arrested for being an arab
it happened few hours ago in Saint-Petersburg after the explosion in metro

Not everyone is so ugly they're filled with constant shame.

instagram has revolutionised the world, it's great!
#selfie #internetpostinglol #trollingXD #postoftheday #cashmeoutside #lovemondays

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I went to the cinema alone once and got taken out and questioned by the police half way through. It turned out that the hysterical bitch selling tickets thought I looked like a murderer who'd been mentioned on the news. I checked the news and couldn't find any description of the guy. The bitch just looked at me and thought, he's a murderer.

damn son, you should sue for harassment

narcissism.

How can you enjoy the complexity and and depth of, let's say, BvS Dawn of Justice with a girl trying to touch you all the time?

uglyism

he only took the photo as an excuse to a pic of himself
if it wasn't able to be caught on selfie mode he wouldn't have captured it.

R•E•M•E•M•B•E•R

The no single policy allows singles if they bring their lap elephant!

>Failing penis inspection
>Thinking you can get in.

Fucking entitled movie watchers these days

Before numales, it was true.

Singlets need to fuck off from the movies.
The movies are a social occasion.
Literally no reason for you to go alone and embarrass yourself.
Just wait for the dvd and save us all the trouble.

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It allows single FEMALES to bring their lap elephant. Trust me, I brought mine to Logan and they wouldn't let me past the concessions area until my "girlfriend shows up with her ticket." Fucking joke.

Wait. This is actually a thing in the land of the free?

>tfw losers smoke in front of the cinema and stinks the place up

why are smokers so fucking cancer and delusional in thinking everyone wants to smell their shit?

>2012+2+3
>still not having a falcon license so that you can bypass the nsp
shake my fucking head

tsao reddito

>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

this post gave my eyes cancer

if somebody smoked near I'd probably knock his teeth out lol

Where I live, public smokers are arrested on sight. Everyone vapes now anyway.

>lying on the internet

you stink 24/7 lmao

>smoke in designated smoking area
>autist gets upset at the smoke
Who was in the wrong here?

>tfw you keep failing the penis inspection

It's not fair damnit! Anyone tried buying a fake dick at a sex shop or something?

>designated smoking area

Do those still exist in the 1st world?

>why are people bullying me for smoking wtf
>I'm cool as fuck, I don't stink at all
>great opening line
>I would totally know what to do with my hands without having a smoke in hand

>enter restaurant
>ashtray on table
I sure wonder what the significance behind it is

Is no singles policy always a thing?

>redditors getting baited by old as fuck pasta

no wonder this place is shit

i want people like you to fucking die off

Eastern Europe is not first world

Just wrap a twenty round it. Usually works for me.

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The canadians, they were assaulting him with a deadly weapon

>It's another "Sup Forumsr9k/ dank memes" episode

Even reddit is more fun than this place right now

Yes there's enclosed areas in cities where only smokers are allowed

it's way fucking easier to sneakily take a pic of someone if you pretend you are taking a selfie
if you just point the phone at someone and take a pic the chances are they realize what you are doing

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Does anyone have the dutch painters version?

Have you thought about my cock today?

who's in the coffin and what did they mean to carrey?

>tfw always wear the ceremonial occultist robes
>cinema guards, penis inspectors, and mind detectives always skip me

Amazing what good dressing for the occasion can do!

>slams coffin lid down
>do NOT go in there!

They are practically telling you to go home and torrent the piece of shit that you were about to watch.

Public safety is more important than the bottom line.

>Why do people have to include there fucking face in every photo they take?

I used to do this but I got so many likes and comments that my inbox filled up. Hate it when girls like my post just to talk to me online.

BAKA

#toohumble4socialmedia
#dontwanttheattention

Cathriona White, his ex-girlfriend.
I just googled Jim Carrey funeral.

His psychotic ex-girlfriend, killed herself because she couldn't be with Jim or something along those lines.

Why is that elefant's ear hole in the side of his head not behind his ear flap

for proof they were actually there. anyone could post the picture if it didnt contain his face and claim it

>not this version

circlejerk aside

I like coming in on tuesday mornings if it's my day off.

Pretty comfy having the theater to mostly yourself and a few polite middle aged people and seniors.

>not this version

Will try, thanks bro

people who vape are the worst, THE WORST

It's yet another Sup Forums meme. It's not as insufferable and tired as the other ones, though.

>white "males" - Females