TURKEY COUP COMFY THREAD

LATEST NEWS - bottom is newest:
>dozens police reported killed (unconfirmed)
>dozens of civilians killed (confirmed)
>government fighter plane has shot down coup helicopter
>internet and social media shut down
>Obama officially supports Erdogan
>Geert Wilders - "I hope Erdogans islamofascist regime is finished. The sooner the better."
>state television back on air in pro-Erdogan hands
>almost no news out of Ankara (the capital), coup might be controlling it exclusively
>Istanbul has large crowds of pro-Erdogan supporters opposing the coup
>reports say Erdogan landed at Istanbul
>CNN t*rk stormed by coup soldiers
>gov officials hiding in shelters
>major bombing of parliament by coup forces
>explosions at airport where Erdoroach landed

DEAD BODIES, GRAPHIC
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Rocket hits a building in Ankara
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Tanks crushing cars
twitter.com/Souria4Syrians/status/754082091785003008

Crowd of snackbars shot
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Helicopter spraying gunfire
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CNN
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SKY
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BRIEFING confused anons

>Erdogan (the president) - wants to be an islamic dictator, crushed the media, put his people as chiefs of police, terrorized kurds and supports ISIS in Syria. Wants Assad dead and a new Ottoman Empire

>Military doing the coup - they want a secular state and not a sharia caliphate. Still dirty muslims, but a bit better for the rest of the world. The roach constitution has a clause against islam taking over the government and the military has intervened 4 times in history to uphold it

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MORE GUNSHOTS AT CNN TURK

>LOUD EXPLOSION HEARD AT ISTANBUL'S ATATURK AIRPORT -REUTERS WITNESS. Where Erdogan supposedly is

ERDOGAN GETTING BTFO

>the coup is over

So I was actually right and it was a trap? Based rebels.

COUP COMING BACK STRONG

DO NOT BELIEVE MEDIA LIES

HEAVY FIGHTING AND BOMBING IN ISTANBUL AS WE SPEAK

Roach is ded!!!

WHY WOULD HE LAND? WHY WOULD HE LAND Sup Forums?

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the military just wants a better Turkey for Anzu

I N C R E A S I N G L Y

N E R V O U S

What's going through his head right now?

WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN?

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thanks based bulgarian we really appreciate your efforts

bless you

'You cannot be both secular and a Muslim. You will either be a Muslim, or secular. When both are together, they create reverse magnetism [they repel one another]. For them to exist together is not a possibility. Therefore, it is not possible for a person who says, 'I am a Muslim' to go on and say, 'I am secular, too.' And why is that? Because Allah, the creator of the Muslim, has absolute power and rule.... When [does the sovereignty belong to the people]? It is only when they go to the polls [every five years] that sovereignty belongs to the people. But both materially, and in essence, sovereignty unconditionally and always belongs to Allah."

THE PILOT LANDED AT WRONG AIRPORT

pilot is one of us

2 JETS FLEW OVER SKY NEWS STUDIO ON ISTANBUL

>THE COUP IS OVER
While the military is bombing parliament and the airport right now.

PERSON CLAIMS THAT EXPLOSION AT ISTANBUL WAS A SONIC BOOM FROM A JET

>the coup is over

Fantastic

MUST BE GAS I MEAN THE COUP IS OVER RIGHT

>coup is over
>there is no war in Ba Sing Se

He filed the wrong flight plan

The tracks

He had the support of the people but this support could die in a moment if the military started to shoot at them.

He had to show everyone he was in control of the situation.

about 6 tons of steel

This is fucking creepy

>ERDOGAN
>LITERALLY
>BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Thank you based Turkish army for everything you did tonight.

COUP FORCES HAS SEIZED THE ANKARA ROBOT

COUP FORCES HAS SEIZED THE ANKARA ROBOT

NO WORD ON THE T-REX YET

Erdogan's plane is being attacked
He's fkn surrounded
praise Kek

> implying the pilot wasn't in on it the whole time

How awesome would it be if Ergodan is dead?

Would Merkel commit suicide?

I'm kinda lost here the fuck is going on I hear its over/not over

are the turks going into civil war or what?

Of coarse!

Captain Britain will help defeat Kebab!
>realises it's 2016
...nvm lads

holy fuck this is crazy

rip king turk

Its really chilling to see the empty news room and hear all that yelling

one can only dream

But but media told us it was over 2 hours ago with victory montage

This seems really bad for the CNN crew.

>"I have no idea how physics works :^D"

Does he think the crew just "feels" him? There's no cameras and no slits that can see him. He could so easily get fucked whether they intend it or not

WHY HAVEN'T THE TURKS BROADCASTED THEIR MESSAGE OVER CNN?

>this will be the bait to satanize the military as the baddies

THE COUP WILL SUCCEED

is anzu dead?

I'm calling it.

Erdogan is dead.

Is that his statement? Because I would like to introduce to him Bosnians. Who are both Secular and Muslims. Fucking dimwit cunt.

thats actually scary

there is so much disinfo i don't know what to believe

It's over.

THE FIRE FUCKING RISES

>#BREAKING Loud explosion reportedly heard at Istanbul's Ataturk airport, same airport the president landed at
>master plan was real

>Brexit
>Turkish Coup
>President Trump


2016 is truly the year of happenings

notice all the live streams are just looping the same clips from earlier. this is far from over.

Military coup, read the fucking OP.
And no, it's far from over.

anyone here to translate the shouting going on?

this is poetic

>he got himself caught
Now what is the next step of his master plan?

why do people care what happens in turkey?

>the cou is over they said

rip

Nah she's in glorious Nippon land.

>Even the Jew is confused

We're in end times lads.

>Coup to Erdogan

DEFCONWarningSystem @DEFCONWS 3 minHace 3 minutos
Police and military exchange fire in #Istanbul's Taksim square, large explosion heard

aight, lads, I'll go for a wank

when I come back the coup better have succeeded

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Theres definitely fighting at the airport erdogan landed at, so theres definitely a lot going on still

It effects the world.

2 hours to curfew

this is nowhere near over

>the coup is over

guys jets dropped bombs near my house
probably to police station

Sounds like the roaches are getting in. Voices getting louder and louder.

hopefully

Watch it germanbro, they can come for you too.

So is Erdogan dead?

>Probably F-16s of #THK #Turkish_Air_Force 9th Main Jet Base from #Balikesir joined the coup ready to hunt #Erdogan in #Istanbul

4D CHESS

i never imagined we'd be fighting side by side in the ww3 you caused, Allemagnanon

I wish that would happen in the United States.

We need news from ankara, seat of government. Much more impt that the islamist mobs in istanbul. Trying to figure out who is behind this....

(((MSNBC))) has anchors on whining about how Erdagon is "muh democwatically electuhed presidant"

Fuck that roach he's gonna get CRASHED

They're part of NATO

I'd like a secular military elite to take power in Turkey and keep the Islamist population in check.

THIS CHANTING

Here he is actually.
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>Coup masterminds ease up on the coup in order to lull Erdogan into a false sense of security and then proceed to light his shit up when he lands
GENIUS

it's a NATO member

protestor chanting on CNN turk?

I've notice that. The same shit over and over.

I don't like where this is going.

Very strategically placed.

And fuck mudslime roaches.

Secular roach bros are cool.

GUYS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE SPREAD ERDOGANS FLIGHT INFO SO THAT HE COULD BE KILLED? WE ARE FUCKING HEROS

Lies between middle east and europe proper

>6 tons
That better be some kind of reverse hyperbole.