"Uh dad... towel rack."

"Uh dad... towel rack."

in b4 stephen's laigs

Homer, You have not been sticking to the diet plan.

You need to lose 100 pound by the end of the thread.

He was something like 300 pounds in that episode right?

Twice as thin as Dr Nowz's patients.

tfw Homer became an average 2017 American

>Homer was in the 280s range
>read a health book that defined hyper, mind you, HYPER obesity as 300+
>in the early 90s he was already considered horrifically fat
>today that's considered chubby

>how did he fit in that door to the RV???

Is the Simpsons the ultimate Fat Kino?

>i wash myself with a rag on a stick

Once you become fat, you gain a southern accent.

OP here. I was betting my suicide on this thread getting replies.

I guess that I live for now.

You're welcome OP.

>239lbs was considered shamefully fat in 90s America

>now people congratulate you for being "big" and proud
America was a mistake

>Being 240 lbs was so unheard of that it qualified you for social security disability

Hey fatty! I got a movie for you.

A FRIDGE too far!

that fucking hat on ralph

PARQUE GORDASICO

What an unfunny show

Is Homer 5'6"? At 300 pounds he was a BLOB and considered obese enough to claim disability and work from home. At his fattest (350), my father didn't look that big and he's 6'2". I remember seeing this episode as a kid and being confused.

>300 pounds is considered so fat you are allowed to work from home
>really? Dad is way heavier and he goes to work every day and plays 100 softball games a year.

Your dad was fat sorry to break it to you.

How does he see the scale with that belly in the way?