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>one post early
>full throttle autismal tendencies
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Hating Marchand is so reddit
Found this online, thought it was pretty funny
If I get 4-5 (You)s I can guarantee the suicidal australian won't show his face around here no more
topzoz
subtly reddit, but acceptable
>claps bombs fucks moms xDDDDD
>no proper news
kys yourself
Forgot pic
Jets are fucking reddit: the team
you’re thinking of the morple lorfs
>kills self
>historic underachievers that have been irrelevant for decades
Nah don't think so
i bet you think clowns like bobby clarke or marty mcsorley are """ourguy""" too
actually fucking hilarious
this but unironically. jestniggers are going to be terrible in the ploffs
Are the jests officially /notourguys/?
>win a contest to hang out with Brad Marchand for a day
>not my favorite player but still a Bruin so I'm happy
>we meet in downtown Boston for lunch
>typical upscale cafe
>our waitress is pretty short but cute
>he says about her "greasy fuckin shorty there eh bud? You know I lead the league in shorties right?"
>"I don't think that is true"
>he gives me a light tap to the back of my ankle with his foot under the table, I get the hint
>after lunch we go to a florist
>I wonder who we are going to give the flowers to maybe some sick kids?
>instead Mr. Marchand spends 2 hours sniffing every flower in the store repeatedly demanding I smell certain ones and asking "ain't that the good shit?"
>finally we take a cab to TD Garden and take a tour of the place
>I got to meet a lot of the staff and see the locker room, it was awesome
>about halfway through Brad gets a call
>he talks very quietly and after he hangs up says he needs to end the day prematurely
>His whole demeanor has changed and he keeps rubbing his nose, I wonder if he got too much pollen in there
>The last thing he says before leaving is "call my agent to get signed shit our whatever, I gotta go get bruined" and winked at me
Still a cool tour of the place.
Tomorrow can't come soon enough
>he doesn't have crippling autism
Maybe reddit or facebook are more your speed
No that would be the mild
everyone who posts on /hoc/ is a little autistic
>16 (SIXTEEN) DAYS
not me
21 hours until hockey
Why weren't you making eye contact when you posted that then?
fuck
19hrs till Bruins
cool socks bro
They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.
I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.
It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.
-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.
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fuck i can't math
i don't get it
Honestly my favorite pasta.
Blow job pads
Wanna know how I know you're gay
no, assblasted fan of any other canadian team because the jets are the only good leaf team
Why don't they go back to the old jerseys?
*leaves granny panties in corner of the room*
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is that an engagement ring? looks pretty cheap.
is any other division even trying?
>he doesn't know what superior suc suc pads are
imagine each of them taking turns making you clean their pucks
yes, the central is winning hockey games that actually matter
but pacifshits can gloat about their meme win I guess
meh fuck you winninigger /yourteam/ is already fizzling out
Fucking hate Chicago desu
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>implying jets fan
central being GOAT is an objective fact
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I miss mlb too mate but wrong thread. A little less than two months and you can post all the recker ass you want.
>that one american who always defends the jests no matter how mild the banter is
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>that one leaf queerlord who always points out the american jest defender like some obsessed fuckwit
golden knights starting a 6 game road trip tomorrow for a possible 12 points i'm guessing they'll get at least 10 of them
Seriously what is your deal though?
I'm impressed you've kept this up for so long
I like the jets?
traitor
why don't you root for a good old american team
disgusting
As an american?
How long you been a fan?
There's a Canadian that likes the preds a lot too. I don't know what his game is but he seems pretty invested. Maybe this American and that Canadian are from teamless flyover areas
Crossing borders is punishable by death
That's really gay.
Why do these teams attract such """fans"""?
so this is the power of "real pacific hours"
Good morning :)
good morning finnfriend
>Thinking anyone cares about the opinion of a loli poster
>18 more hours til hoggey
based
sad
This is gross. What kind of degenerate saves garbage like this?
Stanley Cups by Division
Atlantic: 55
Metro: 19
Pacific: 9
Central: 9
Fuck Don cherry I hope he dies
Embarrassing
>Reddit
Yankees
>Sup Forums
Padres
Can we agree?
Reddit is the Cubs.
Hating the Yankees is reddit: the opinion
LA is gonna win the cup and Tsukasa is best girl
m.youtube.com
now do it for the last 20 years
pretty sure the broons are gonna win the cup
Sailor Moon is a child predators fan?!
Who's the chan tea! Then?
Atlantic: 6
Metro: 6
Central: 5
Pacific: 3
Have central fags been completely btfo?
>BRRRRRAAAPPPP
thanks, mind telling me how you got your stats?
i was trying to figure it our then figured it be easier just to ask you to do it
Very much so
For the last twenty years I just used this and added them up since the 1996-7 season
hockey-reference.com
>I think you took advantage of my wife
>I think you're a fucking idiot, now get out
nigga got rekt
so you did it manually
thanks for your autism
/hoc/ would be nothing without autism
lel
This is what rural BC is like,huh? Probably no worse than Ontario, at least they don't have to pay a million in taxes every year.
RPH is in 2 hours mister
>Tsukasa
my nigga
Ending it all lads
>new zealand
>it's fucking nothing
I like this new /hoc/ meme
Only acknowledge /hoc/ flags
Shall not be replying to Finland then
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