/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Still Have Faith In Ferrari To End MWL Edition

>Car launch dates:
Williams FW41 - 15 February (London)
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India (that will probably become FORCE) VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 25 February (Barcelona, evening)
Haas - TBC
Red Bull - TBC

>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 starts without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

>Force India status
Still Indian

>News
Alonso finished 38th at Daytona.
Helmut Marko dropped a truth bomb on Alonso

Other urls found in this thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=dkh28m3e8ao
motorsport.com/f1/news/sirotkin-was-the-best-driver-available-for-williams-1000416/
motorsport.com/wec/news/alonso-le-mans-world-endurance-championship-toyota-mclaren-1000481/
youtube.com/watch?v=xRgAHo3B7NE
en.f1i.com/images/291159-racer-senna-ever-really-feared.html
youtu.be/oaAiRtqik14
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

1st for Mana

What does this boy have to do with Formula 1?

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German cars > Japanese cars

Bathurst 12 hour

Got a count down and time /date thing mate?

Start times:
timeanddate.com/s/3eqv

Countdown:
timeanddate.com/s/3eqx

Champ

Nice thread

Should have used the Mana pic , but didn't think of it until right after I clicked submit.

Is this taken after LeMans?
Also f1 mascots when?
>Ferrari - black horse
>RBR - red bull
>FORCE - pink panther
>???

Gimi head inside

>McLaren- orange snail

kek

Mascots is the next step in the liberty F1 plan.

>toro rosso

Redder bull

>Renault

That gay fucking cat thing

>Williams

A Martini drinking dog in a tuxedo sitting in a wheelchair

Beats racing at Barbagallo though.

What's wrong with Wanneroo?
At least it's got some elevation changes.

>Mercedes

A giant Cunt

They already have that.

>super short and narrow track that barely fits the supercars field. Races there are closer to banger racing than touring car racing.
>the track itself is very simple. All pretty medium-long radius corners
>surface that might as well be the Le Castellet run off areas, it's that abrasive
>one small hill for the public to watch from, infield pit garages block the view of two of the passing zones.
>the other passing spot is where nobody is allowed to watch from
>40 year old tractor tyres for barriers
>the fact that there was no proper pit facilities until a few years ago
>a small clubhouse for the WASCC members. No facilities for VIPs or corporates or anything like that.
>the elevation change is about 7 metres and is wasted on the run down the back straight

This new track is proposed in Serpentine. Serpentine is synonymous with rolling hills and forests. The location should be fine if it gets up.

I have the theory, that Alonsongot into bdsm10 years ago, and this is why he like to choke from year to year

U fucken wot m8?

>BDSM is choking
Wew, how vanilla are you lad?

>Dasha will never choke you as you drift out of consciousness

But what kiwi said

MotoGP

is

That's just hurtful, no need.

even f1 drivers say motogp is better

MotoGP is just an indoor version of road racing.

>spic slide

Okay i'll remove it Nick.

>Nick
Anyway! no; it's the post we deserve.

Watching an iracing race with EssVeeGee and he’s being a complete prick divebombing people and backing everyone up then refuses to pass people when he’s got a huge draft.

Ogier wins lol

Apparently he is Mr Crash in racing.

>too intelligent to brake for pits

>van Shitbergen

Never back down.
youtube.com/watch?v=dkh28m3e8ao

#NeverLift

>basically 200 mph motorbike racing on street circuits through towns and miles of countryside
>only a plastic bag full of straw between the riders and death the hands of a wall or streetlight
>rain in 5 ALL THE TIME
>occasional chance of a bomb at the circuit
How can MotoGP even compete?

motorsport.com/f1/news/sirotkin-was-the-best-driver-available-for-williams-1000416/

>Sirotkin was the "best driver available" for Williams

Kubica btfo

Time for SirotKino

>Sir Gay

Fuck F1, who's going to be a kino champion this year and why it's Lando?

Don't! They'll execute him when they realise

>Ron Walker dead

Cheers cobber

#justiceforkubica

>implying Lando wont be replacing Nando half way through the season when he gets thoroughly exposed by Waffle

Although if he pulls double duty and does F1 and F2 he becomes /ourguy/

Saw Ron and dead and thought Denis has offed himself

Gracie Regazie spaghetti marinara Parmesan

Which car was SvGOAT in? There's so many fuck ups in this video it's hard to tell what the speg is angry about.

Fuck you thats how I really talk

Cunt going across the grass

which wec races should nando do?

Le Mans and Spa. Maybe Silverstone

motorsport.com/wec/news/alonso-le-mans-world-endurance-championship-toyota-mclaren-1000481/

Alonso joins Toyota for Le Mans debut, other WEC races

well obvs he's gonna do lemons

>Land O'Norris
Superior Irish genes, that's why.

I thought he was doing all of them baring any clashes with F1?

>Toyotas Le Mans luck plus Nandos Luck

Dis gon be gud

>SvG punted off
>No grip
>Does a super sweet barrel roll
Cunt should be glad he was graced with the GOAT's presence in all honesty.

Seriously though, iRacing punters must realise that if they're racing professional racing drivers, they're going to be on the end of them letting off steam?

Jackie Chan LMP2 overall winrar confrimed.

What does gizzy's iracing setup look like? Does he have a full autism cockpit setup like this fella
youtube.com/watch?v=xRgAHo3B7NE
or is he a 'push the empty tinnies off the desk and attach a cheap wheel and pedals and go racing while half drunk or hungover' guy?

desu lad, Sirotkin has more experience of the current-spec cars and Pirelli tyres - which Kubica never raced on. I mean, he didn't drive a single-seater since 2011 before last year, and in terns of current-spec cars, the only one he drove before Abu Dhabi was the 2017 Renault.

Sirotkin is pretty fucking quick, if erratic. Taking the above into account, being 0.3 seconds slower than Sirotkin over a single lap isn't the end of the world. He probably could have improved on that during pre-season testing, but Williams aren't a risk-taking team. I don't even know what their purpose is anymore tbqh.

They realized their car will suck dick and $$$irotkin was the best offer to replace the FIA funds they'll lack

>their car will suck dick
There's probably a market for that tbf.

>Ant cucked by Alonso

I want it in my mouth

down to the elbow? that'd probably kill you, lad.

Does he just walk around with his dick out? He is French so I guess probably.

Based Kamui.

Does this mean that F1 will go back to Adelaide? God I hope so

en.f1i.com/images/291159-racer-senna-ever-really-feared.html
>Lorenzo Patrese is following in the footsteps of his famous father, the 12-year-old currently learning his trade in the junior karting ranks.
Patrese has a 12 year old son. He's fuckin 63!

>He's fuckin 63!
I think he's fucking much younger

Isn't 12 too old to start these days

kek

May as well retire.

dutch world champion when ?
youtu.be/oaAiRtqik14

Holy shit thats a bit gay mate

Did based Kiwi Hartley told him to do so? How could Alo fall for that meme after seeing how Brendon performed after racing for 8 weeks straight?

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Let's hope never

no
he already retired in 2015.
at least he wont talk shit about f1
he was always a puppy of Bernie

I know for a fact (my best mate plays golf with him) that Scotty Mc has an autism setup, as evidenced when he did the iRacing Bathurst comp in 2016 as himself. But I bet shane is a let off steam kinda racer, crack a six pack with his cat and Scott Pye (seriously) and just wind people up.

Looks like the lovechild between a Formula E car and a LMP2 car

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This.
Insufferable cunts from my country will then claim F1, even more than now.

f-e should be reclassified as a sports car championship. Those are not open wheels.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>you'll never drive an FE car pretending to be Batman

>Alonso wins Monaco, Le Mans and then goes back to finish winning the F1 WDC in 2018

1/3 - He's already the best, we knew he could do it
2/3 - Untouchable legacy
3/3 - His legend will outlast the universe

>Scarbs memewing was right

No need of talking shit 'boutta F1, it's way enough to look at its current state.

0/3 - Hes already an overrated hack and his cancer effects all motorsport teams he touches

>Luca Ghiotto will race for Campos in 2018

Based GhiOATto will still be around in FKino for 2018, the man who competed with Esteban Ocon during the GP3 days has finally found a seat.
Who also is /teamGhiotto/ besides Baha?

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What if JPM will be the next hat-tricker? He already has 2 out of 3 victories.

Kek good point Seb is complete trash like Nando

You now realize that Big Juan Pablo has higher chances than Alo to get the triple crown

How much bigger can you even make a diffuser?

JPM is an absolute beast and we are privileged to share this planet with him.