Sup Forums Haiku thread

>Ah, Dr Pavel
>I am from the CIA
>Uh, you can't bring friends

Along the airfield
A summer's flight plan announced
No friends admitted

Hotheads are coming
They will not stay in Reddit
get them outta here

How many threads for this clown do you need? Stay in one fucking thread and stop spreading this unfunny crap everywhere

Somebody once told me
The world was gonna roll me
Hey now you're all-star

This is the Haiku thread sir, anons may post on any Sup Forums related subject, I just chose to lead with a recognisable one

Kek

Prophetic

I am Bill Wilson
I am a small guy for you
Bane is much bigger

This is just another shitty ba*e thread under a mask and I already reported

I'm a real hero
And a real human being
I don't talk, I drive

>announcing a report

Buh bye

Very well made

all capeshit is shit
this statement is objective
cut that shit right now

Marvel or DC
What an asinine debate
Both of them are dumb

The Force Awakens
Kino Perfection At Last
Best Film This Decade

A guy of large size
But for whom is he so big?
A big guy for you

Turtle, turtle. Am
I not turtley enough
for the turtle club?

Walking Dead Seven
Masterpiece of Cinema
What can dare compete?

To remove the mask
It would be an extreme pain
But only for you

Hands inside belt loops
And feet held widely apart
A stance of power

This thread is pure fucking gold.

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