Beware, Sup Forums. All this crazy shit in the world is scaling up. They're turning the knobs to 11 to distract us from the real threat.
>pic related
It's bad. Bad, bad. Like, bad...bad...bad. You thought 2016 was happening already? You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Governments have already advised South Americans to not have kids until at least 2018. Today, the first report of Zika STD from female to male. It's evolving and they have no idea how to stop it.
So what happens when it starts spreading?
Do you know what happens when women live together, Sup Forums? Biology is a funny thing. See, when women live in close proximity, their cycles match up. Weird, right? I know.
Anyway, here's a thought for you. What happens when it spreads (and mark my words it's fucking spreading), and all women are told to stop having kids until at least 2018? What happens when all their bodies realize none of them are having kids? What happens when their cycles...stop?
I knock up a few hookers and create a minion army.
Thomas Rivera
>A bunch of women don't have kids for a few years >Their reproductive organs all collectively shut down because they aren't constantly shitting out babies That's not how it works
Grayson Flores
Like you know because it's happened before.
Puhlease, disinfo team...please.
Brandon Fisher
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Noah Taylor
But that mosquito said she was 18. I didn't get no std's
Ryan Smith
>Less babies I don't see an issue. There's way way way too many people.
Christian Gonzalez
this is the best thing to happen to us, have you seen what happens to our environment in overcrowded shitholes like india and china?
Adrian Scott
We're not talking less babies here. We're talking no babies. The baby makin process doesn't just "start back up again".
Source: MENOPAUSE
Connor Johnson
it's not just India and china that are gonna get hit by this.
Carson Torres
>We're talking no babies. Only if you're infected.
I literally don't care. The planet would survive long enough for me to live out my lifespan. We need WAY less people.
Joshua Collins
No you dumb bastard. It's the fear of your baby having zika that stops you from makin a baby and, biologically and consequently, your body stopping going through the process of makin a baby.
Ryder Bell
>your body stopping going through the process of makin a baby. Oh so lemme guess, you think vaccines cause autism too.
Adrian Bennett
The Georgia Guidestones were right all along. All these events are engineered to reduce world pop to 500k in the most orderly fashion possible.
David Evans
>The baby makin process doesn't just "start back up again". I like you, America. I really do but try to stop giving ammo to those people who shit on American education and say you're all retards. Come on!
Oliver Barnes
I'm in southeast Florida.
I will be wearing bug spria every time I go out now.
Owen Butler
>So what happens when it starts spreading? A lot of babies with micricephaly get born if you do not abort them, big deal...
>Anyway, here's a thought for you. What happens when it spreads (and mark my words it's fucking spreading), and all women are told to stop having kids until at least 2018? What happens when all their bodies realize none of them are having kids? What happens when their cycles...stop? As if any women in south america gave a shit about the governmental advice that was given to them, they are still making kids as we speak, no fucks given.
Just stop your pathetic fearmongering, zika is nothing but a smokescreen to the real threat: Airborne HIV, created by YOUR government.
You will kill us all you stupid burguer, and will keep pointing at the smokescreen while you do it.
Logan Martin
Plenty of girls al ready don't have kids out of the fear of having kids. Years later, surprise, they have kids.
You're so fucking retarded.
William Butler
Of course not, don't be ridiculous.
Puhlease, Portugal. The adults are speaking.
BECAUSE OTHER WOMEN ARE HAVING FUCKING KIDS. GOD DAMN. COMPREHEND FUCKSTICK.
Ethan Kelly
It will prevent overpopulation.
Luke Hughes
No government here advised anyone to not have kids until 2018. What the hell are you talking about?
Robert Gutierrez
Nuns. You're going to get nuns OP.
Jace Bennett
Mosquitoes should have been eradicated centuries ago
t. Floridian
Thomas Parker
BUBUUBUBUBUBUBUBU BABY YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET
Eli Mitchell
Fuckin retarded Brazilians can't use Google. And here I am tryin to save you. America. Again.
>Heard something about Zika in the news long time ago in my mind (not so long) >Now this sends me the fucking chills
>Globalists use their methods on smaller scale to test their shit first.
Kek have we gone too far O Kek.
Parker Gutierrez
Come on burger bro, those are just little flies, stop being a scared bitch.
Landon Ross
A woman who doesn't have a kid for two years is suddenly infertile? Are you on drugs
Nolan Miller
>Do you know what happens when women live together, Sup Forums? Biology is a funny thing. See, when women live in close proximity, their cycles match up. Weird, right? I know. It is weird and at best represents how mental states can effect physiological states. Women are empathetic to stupid amounts, they just group think all the things.
>Anyway, here's a thought for you. What happens when it spreads (and mark my words it's fucking spreading), and all women are told to stop having kids until at least 2018? What happens when all their bodies realize none of them are having kids? What happens when their cycles...stop? Nothing because their cycles won't stop, they'll just have less sperm in their ovaries.
Lastly, mosquitoes are being targeted by the newest to deliberately not carry diseases. This has been performed with success with malaria, it'll be performed with success with zika. There's more likelihood that humans will accidentally wipe out all mosquitoes than it is that zika will spread to more common mosquito varieties.
I'm morbidly curious what the effects of wiping out all mosquitoes will be. Sure, no more bites, but surely there are some ecological implications.
Tyler Taylor
Haven't wars killed off more generations than what a few years of no infants causes?
Juan Lewis
Don't care.
Carter Smith
7-7:30pm during the summer months is brutal. very hot, very humid, good chance there's standing water nearby from a recent rain. fucking mosquitoes everywhere.
Luis Allen
>a virus created in a lab and released in third world countries is forcing adults to act responsibly and not have children, rather than fuck until something starts growing in their fat bellies. I literally do not see anything wrong with this.
Connor Perez
>scared of a mosquito Typical American.
Charles Stewart
>No government HERE It's your own fucking native language and you can't read. I'm talking about Brazil, retard.
Gavin Torres
ti would devastate the balance of insect life in the world. Bats eat SO FUCKING MANY MOSQUITOES. A basic brownbat can eat 1000 in 60 minutes. If we kill them all, we're gonna lose a lot of bats... and when we lose those bats, their prey will surge in numbers. Bats are important for insect population control.
Leo Davis
You should watch "Children of Men." Good movie.
Kevin Lopez
Interesting, so less mosquitoes means less bats means more other insects? Well fuck
This post is malformed.
>targeted by the newest ""genetic modification research"" They've basically found a way to make a gene so dominant that it's assured to be passed on. At the moment, this gene is "do not carry malaria" but I suspect it'll become mutated and lead to infertility.
Mosquitoes will probably be extinct by 2150.
Jack Lee
>bat levels drop initially >prey levels surge >bat population increases accordingly Overall nothing happens.
Jack Lopez
>mfw middle and northern canada is perfectly fine
too wide for a plague out here
Julian Brown
Bunch of bullshit dude nobody cares about Caribbean shitholes.
Jackson Clark
I really hope it doesn't get to pooland. If it does its coming straight to nj.
Ayden Ramirez
>tfw Olympics
Blake Nelson
>occurrence of birth defects far under 100% >only occurs if mother is infected in a specific time window >immunity to reinfection for life 2/10 bait thread, and point was for effort now that the coup is over
Isaac Harris
>Kek BTW the "kek" thing isn't fags who got bored with "lel" it's fag satanists and ignorant fools eager for chaos and pain, because they are pathetic losers. Don't buy in. Watch youtu.be/XXRC4TfmHEs?t=15m and youtube.com/watch?v=4Gg_PHq5Tqk for explanation of the 77/7 shit the satanists here are pushing.
