Be me

>Be me
>Cook Corn dogs
>Put Sausages with banter coating in oil to make them
>All of the end up floating to the surface
>Only one side gets cooked properly
>I have to risk third degree burns from the oil by flipping them
Does any one else have this problem?

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Just cover your hand in batter, idiot

Unless I can regrow hands I don't plan on eating mine

Well you just missed out on a healthy midnight snack

use a pair of tongs silly

I do, But the Tongs end up withering the Batter and my hand can't stand the heat

What about the stick of the corn dog

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For fuck's, Is there a way to stop the sausages from floating?

How bout, don't ever eat corndogs you fucking whitetrash idiot...

Fuck no, Deep fried food is the shit, I feel bad for all the fat fucks that can't eat it because anything short of a diet means a heart attack

have you tried using the jumbo tweezers

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Add cement to the batter.

Dumbass

For the last time yes, But I don't want to accidentally remove the batter, Instead just keep the whole thing submerged
Good idea

Use your forefinger and your middle finger as if they were a lumberjack rolling a log.

Seriously

What about tongs?

Use the tongs to grip the stick instead, fucktard idiot dumbass fucktard

Just do it faggot if you can’t handle burns for a corn dog you don’t deserve it

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I'll fucking rape the next person who says Tongs, I use them but they end up unsticking the batter, The stick was too thin and only ended up flipping the corndog and splashing oil in my face

Use tongs, pussyfart!
...or you could put a fry basket on top of them

PUT THE STICK IN THEM AND USE THE TONGS TO GRIP THE STICK, YOU GODDAMN FUCKING IDIOT

I'm going to rape you!

>The stick was too thin

Try tweezers then

Coat them in mercury or lead so it sinks

The stick is too thin and end up sliding through you stupid nigger!

Tongs?

THICKER STICKS, THICKER FUCKING STICKS, RETARD. POPSICLE STICKS, THICK FUCKING POPSICLE STICKS

...

I'll find out where you live and tear open your rectum with fucking tongs!

10/10

I know tongs make a clacking sound when you close them. This leads me to believe the two gripping ends actually touch eachother. Your stick would have to be hair thin to slide through.

Are you sure you aren't retarded? It can be hard to realize for a retarded person

Put a heavy utinsle that is metal on it, use tongs to remove said utinsle

You all masturbate with fucking Tongs you fags

Maybe you could get really heavy sticks, like tungsten.

Shut up your mother is a polar bear

JUST USE TONGS, WITH A STICK THAT IS THICKER, OR EVEN MULTIPLE STICKS BACK TO BACK. YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT, YOUR MOM IS A CORNDOG

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Tongs

line cook fag here, use a popsicle stick instead of whatever thin skewer shit you're using, and you should be able to flip it with tongs if you're not retarded. You could use a fry basket or something like it, but that might also remove your batter if it hasn't set yet.

Also, if you do it gently enough you should be able to just tap the corn dog on the side and it'll turn over. I don't get what's so fucking complicated about this.

I would use tongs personally

THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING SAID

Tongs. Oops ;) oh nooo my asshole is waving dangerously in the wind

Okay I am convinced that there is this one nigger spamming tong replies

The tongs are a lie.

put them in a basket and drop it in oil. problem solved

Be unconvinced

10/10

(tongs)

use tongs you dumb faggot

tongs retard

Tongs

ITT tongs

Best thread in a while and it's even about my favorite tool, tongs.

I dont like this

Telekinesis obviously.

Tong Trips of Truth

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just fucking use tongs user for fuck's sake

fpbp

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Gtfo

I cook em then put the stick in after

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has anyone tried korean fried corndogs?

That's cause you're gay

WHAT THE FUCK

Don't we all ;)

Use something like this

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the corndogs won't float if they're marinated in oil overnight. Just toss all your sausages in a ziplock, pour in enough oil to cover them, roll the ziplock up like a weed sack, and toss that shit in the fridge. Tomorrow morning, non-floating corndogs like fucking magic.

I fuckin love the world these days.

wtf is that a george foreskin?

then spin the stick part you god damn retard
to much of a tard to make 20k calorie snack properly

I want a corndog, not fucking chicken & waffles

I like how the thread got really funny so a bunch of 14 year olds had to show how they were too cool for it.

>the science of buoyancy explained by a white stoner

get a drill, remove the bit, open the collar as far as it will go. insert stick. close collar. run the drill slowly to avoid splatter.

Cook it halfway in that then finish in the deep fryer you mongoloid

I can't help but feel like you haven't thought of using tongs these days

i cleared my bong immediately before reading this. made me choke a little.

sixty-nine duude

>just remember to put the grill hatch marks in there Ed, I'd never forgive myself if people were able to make non retarded looking corndogs using this thing

If you burn your hand just by getting too close to the oil with tongs, how the fuck are you gonna get them if they didn't float to the surface?

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I already finished in the deep fryer, give me more creative receptacles...

Weeed lol

Do you know for sure if you died tonight, you'd go to heaven? If not, why don't you give this a watch? It's only 7 minutes long and you can browse Sup Forums afterwards.

youtu.be/WDEBz25lGdY

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Kek why stop there, attach them to a drone!

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I'd bet you could find one somewhere without grill marks, but I agree it's dumb.

epically funny

>7 goddamn minutes, jesus fucking christ
can you get it down to a tight 10 second gif?

Takes me 5 minutes to smoke this cig, im not wasting that on heaven.

Takes me 5 minutes to bring my penis to orgasm, im not wasting that on heaven

You realize you can smoke while watching you stupid ass nigger

You realize you can jerk off while watching you stupid ass nigger

You realize you can jerk off while a stupid ass nigger watches, im not wasting that on heaven

Hey OP, not sure if you're still here but you can use a spoon or a ladle to scoop up and pour the oil on the top and you won't have to learn how to use tongs

stupid fucking idea, get the fuck out of here you basting-ass nigger

Use corndog weights

This 100%. Amazon, or any Lowes