/nfl/ general - NEW BIDS edition

CAR: Ryan Kalil says 2018 will be his final season
KC: Alex Smith would like to stay in Kansas City
IND: Andrew Luck 'very close' to throwing again
TEN: Titans hire Matt LaFleur to run offense
JAX: Blake Bortles has surgery on throwing wrist
PHI: Sproles 'leaning towards returning' for 2018
FA: Titans hiring DC Dean Pees out of retirement
ARZ: Cardinals OC McCoy expects Fitzgerald to play
CLG: Mayfield 'outlier' for typical John Dorsey QB
BUF: Bills C Wood's official retirement held up
NE: Rob Gronkowski going 'full tilt' in practice
CLE: Joe Thomas hints he won't sign new deal w/CLE

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First for fuck off GetAtanGarnett

2nd for SMETH

>thread wars

I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT FOOT BAW

>people actually posting in a Cowboys thread

>JAX: Blake Bortles has surgery on throwing wrist
IT'S ALL OGRE

I wnated to bang that one old bitch from golden girls
The southern bell

no doubt she'd work the balls.

What happened to the thread?

Blanche dude it's fuckin blanche don't pretend you didn't know you fucking cum guzzlin faget

I really forgot her name user

sorry but as a total blanche-head this shit is serious

>not sophia

>diddy
>relevant

>richardson
>relevant

>U.S. BANK STADIUM

>You now realize there’s been a bird team in the Owl 5 of the past 6 years

>leave 2019 to me

>Tom Brady is 40

Is this the end of Tommy?

Why does Smith only play on red teams?

pyfw cousins signs to JAX in FA

>KC: Alex Smith would like to stay in Kansas City
>KC: Alex Smith would like to stay in Kansas City

I have a feeling that they'll finish 5-11 or 6-10 in '18 and then come back storming the next 2 years.

is brady a niners fan?

If they manage to reload through the draft like they did when they formed the LoB. If not, they'll toil in mediocrity.

They haven't had a good draft in years. They've just been coasting off that one good one, Pete Carroll is a mediocre coach

>implying Sherman can wait that long

He grew up a niners fan

TOXINS
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patrician taste

>Panthers
>relevant

Is Carroll the GM as well as the coach? I thought he was, bit I don't pay a ton of attention.

TOUCHE

>paying attention to the Seahawks

Diddy gonna be assmad af when NASCAR + Family Dollar buy the team and invite Steph but not him

maybe he should try for an XFL Team instead

Funny, but it also made me think

1. Carson Wentz
2. Alex Smith
3. Eli Manning
4.* Nick Foles
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90000000000001. Dak Prescott

I thought NuXFL isn't allowing criminals to be involved, didn't Diddy shoot a shit ton of people since the 90's?

>NuXFL
I like how people are ignoring that, the new xfl is going to "have no criminals" and everyone MUST stand for the anthem, but everyone thinks Kaep is going to play in it.

it's almost like Kaep was a systembabby that floundered after Harbaugh left and then went full retard trying to put pussy on a pedestal

it's CFL, retirement, or some grad assistant coaching spot for him now

Vince McMahon is the owner of every XFL team m8

The Browns need to sign Cousins for all the money in the world and then use their picks to draft some weapons. Kizer can take over after Cousins retires.

not my point.

people think the "NuCFL" is going to be like the old XFL, but anyone that's watched wwe in the last 10 years knows Vince loves what sells to kids, and the "NuXFL" will no doubt be family friendly.

SOON...

>NuCFL
*X

He's retiring?

You wish. Vengence

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>KC: Alex Smith would like to stay in Kansas City

>mfw cousins signs with the bills

Toward whom? The doctors who won't be able to fix his shoulder?

good post

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>$71 million dollars coming this march

Pretty accurate. Foles is hard to rank. His best is better than Smith, but his worst is slightly above Dak. I think you have him in the right spot, though.

>Want new Panthers jersey
>Can't decide whether to get Cam or Pep

pls help. I already have Mills, Davis, Kuechly, and Olsen.

>going with Cam
>ever
get an old logo Peppers jersey
if you cant find an old logo Peppers jersey then too bad

Gano.

I'm leaning towards Peppers but old jerseys on eBay tend to be hit or miss in terms of quality/mustiness and I get the feeling that I can just pick up a throwback in a couple years. Mitchell & Ness is going to have to produce one since Pep's definitely going to the HoF.

Steve Smith

nah, funeral

I hope he returns healthy. That division is a fucking embarrassment to the league. I want Andrew Luck to shit all over it.

>WANTING a Cam jersey

you are aware that Cam is a worse passer than Blake Bortles right?

>JAX: Blake Bortles has surgery on throwing wrist

For the love of God, Coughlin, grab Cousins before someone else does. Next year's shot at the Owl depends on it.

This is like overpaying for flacco but with less money for less arm talent

wat team Jarryd Hayne play 4 famms???

>mfw this happened
twitter.com/andrewperloff/status/958376156872323072

talk shit get hit

This smug son of a bitch is getting $71mil in guarantees next year and basically Dan Snyder is fucking stupid.

>basically Dan Snyder is fucking stupid
A truth Washington suffers through every day.

>before someone else does

*fleeces your team in a trade*

>Earned $45 Million Cash over the last two seasons
>Is now free to start a bidding war among half a dozen teams with Smith's 4 year, $94 M/$71 M guaranteed extension as a starting template

Has any player in the history of the league, or really any league, ever won out this massively? Like, his talent-to-cash ratio is off the scale. Respect the grift.

Hope you enjoy Josh Allen, my dude

Honestly either way I'm good. Cousins has limitations and Allen has high upside.

>Eagles fans are known for being thugs, niggers, and otherwise subhuman garbage
>Viking fans are known for being humble, respectful, white, and upstanding citizens
I rest my case

Cam has had total shit for receivers almost his entire career.

He'll give Andy Dalton a run for his money in terms of the least deserved contracts in sports history

Albert Haynesworth

youtube.com/watch?v=yke08SybJzU

HE WAS DOING THE WORM

>Vikings fans are now known for being complete salty pussies

COUSINS GOING TO FREE AGENCY


GIVE HIM TO ME

Dan Snyder is the gift that keeps on giving

>Have a better year than usual just as a new quarterback starts threatening your job
>Leave in free agency to the Chiefs for a nice check
>Have a better year than usual just as a new quarterback starts threatening your job
>Leave in free agency to the Redskins for a nice check
Is Alex Smith a jobber?

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Alex Smith has never been a free agent

>Free Agency

He got traded both times

get em

GET EEEEMM!

>That division is a fucking embarrassment to the league
Two teams of that division played in the divisional round dipshit

Just correct it to "get traded to". Still applies.

Give me captain Kirk

Won't even be close Dalton's contract is pretty team friendly

damn 10 years turns to 20 real fast.

>bostonglobe.com/sports/patriots/2018/01/30/why-can-eagles-beat-patriots-starts-with-coach/JbZkRoQJYlCEv1NYBUPdeM/story.html
SCARDEY CAT PEDERSON BTFO

I have no idea what that show is

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I want to see my nigga sloter play!

>his only good three passes

Between Dak Prescott and Alex Smith, the Eagles have 4 games where they don't have to worry about passes traveling 9+ yards in the air

He was a free agent after the 2010 season. Jim Harbaugh really had to woo him to bring him back to San Francisco.

Peppers if it's a black jersey, Cam if it's a white jersey

Kuechly for Carolina Blue