If you roll dubs I will delete you from this simulation. If you roll trips I will give you admin

If you roll dubs I will delete you from this simulation. If you roll trips I will give you admin.

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delete me

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roll

One of the raccoon.nif animal npcs glitched out today.

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pls delet

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aight bet

Alright, let's see.. would you like your deletion to be "quick and painless", or "quick and horrifically agonizing with light syrup"?

There's also a button here for "caramel macchiato", whatever that means.

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Rolld pls dilit me asap

Rollerino

roll for admin

Can you give me a very strong high and then shoot me up the sky?

Roll

Roll for delele

Hmmmmm roll.

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Kek bless me!

we got a new admin

Roll

Okay but I can't subvert the rules of your simulation, so the g-forces are going to basically strip your flesh completely at the moment of terminal acceleration and leave you a bloodied supersonic meat dart. Is this sufficient?

winrar

Yeah sounds about right

You know very well they aren't going anywhere. All you do is remove them from a layer. The system stays intact.

DELET

Alright buddy, here you go. Unfortunately your only powers are how you get to delete people. Try the caramel macchiato button, I never got around to it.

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Just in time to prepare for 2020 elections.

Rollll

I will be here long after this simulation ends just like the last 4 that I saw from beginning to end.

It turns them into a coffee. Neat feature, but the taste is lackluster.

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>88
[X] Doubt

>Checked

The Matrix finally got him!

As new admin I delete Hillary Clinton via stroke.

does deleting means death?

I took care of it. Clinton has a stroke.

Make everyone nude

good job mein fuhrer

Woah

I can only delete people how I like. I also have a macchiato button but meh.

Roll

Tripps x

Anyone else I should take out as the new admin?

Quads confirm secured second term

Is there any way to glimpse into what is the matrix?

I am ready to leave this hell hole

It's mostly spaghetti code. By which I mean code made of literal spaghetti noodles... it's complicated, your simulated meat brain wouldn't understand it.

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As new admin I'm not killing those with sacred dubs. But for you I'll make an exception my fren. You die from diabetes when you're 55

Oh, so that's what the caramel macchiato button does!

Oh you're still admin too? You are correct though this spaghetti code is interesting.

Yeah I couldn't resist i always have to press the button sooner or later.

generate a "nude tayne"

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I will accept this offer

Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

A financial upgrade would be handy too thanks OP.

You don't need to give me shit bitch. I already have root access.

gimme creative mode you n

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testing for admin

WINRAR

Like I said, I'm still here. Mess with the best, die like the rest.

Bitch I'm already the new admin

Not by the looks of it: www.lifeisasimulation.com

That's it you're deleted. You will die of a heart attack when you're 62 on your porch getting home from a shitty day at work.

Sorry, you don't have access to the system any more. OP abandoned you.

Don't worry, I'll delete you and put you out of your misery.

There will be a freak lightning storm this afternoon in Thessalonik, it'll be quick and painless.

Deletion roll

OP already gave me the power, you're incapable of deleting me, the new admin.

Well, believe what you like, just keep an eye on the weather over there in Greece.

You will die of a car accident when you're 43 because a drunk driver ran a red light.

Dubs

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You're going to die of aids after a group of niggers rape you on your 26th birthday

I'm older than 26. You're going to die of a staph infection due to an unclean toilet seat at the age of 39

Deletion confirmed.

An unexpected road accident as a bus swerves to avoid a pedestrian in central Palmdale. You will die from the injuries a few days later in hospital.

This will occur within the next 6 months.

If you have admin - then reply to this message with trips.

Delete me pls

What if matrix is just as a simulation as our lives in it are? What if the rabbit hole goes deeper? Matrix for matrices?

My only power is to delete other in a way I choose. I also have a caramel macchiato button that gives people terminal diabetes. Next trips is 666 anyways.

Bleep Bloop

Oooooh, so close but so far.

I didn't want that number. Thus I made a point to say that.

Wait... If I'm admin can I delete myself? If I do does the entire simulation end? Alright everyone. I'm going to die from a nuclear war when I'm 53

I want 777 an I can have it.

Impressive how you're always one away from trips.

TRIPS OR DUBS

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That's because I'm da admin haha.

FFS. Ok, I take my hat off to you.

Do it one more time and I'll start a religion

Nice script

If you're still an admin, that means the 555 guy technically rolled 55...

Thank you user. Anyways I'm going to go grab me some dubs and trips. Kek bless!

Aw fuck! Ok I'll try haha

Have a good one man. Was a good laugh.

hey

Nope I'm on break now I guess

Close but nope

Beam me out!

roll

please

You too fren! The only ones I truly deleted was the ones that wanted it and Hillary Clinton. That bitch needs gone.

/thread

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