"what's your name kid?"

>"what's your name kid?"
>"The Human Typhus-Epidemic"
>"Yeah... that sounds reasonable"

Holy shit, Rami

>P-Peter... it was s-supposed to be three minutes...

>FUCK YOU, GREEN GOBLIN!
How did they get away with this?

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what did he mean by this?

>No Peter, I want pictures of Spiderman! Not back-alley gang-rapes by roaming packs of wild niggers!

Really dont know who let that one through the final edit.

Three minutes in the ring... with BONESAW

>Bonesaw kills faggots like you for a living!

Wow really

it was a different time

>You coulda catch those jumpers from the WTC with your web and land them safely! Now they're splattering down on the street!
>I missed the part where that's my problem.

Damn, Raimi. I can see why they edited that part out after 9/11

> YOU'VE SPUN YOUR LAST DREIDEL SPIDERMAN

Really flew over my head as a kid

>it's a raimi thread

Get comfy bros

You do realize that the Spider-Man charachter was created by Jews

they had inside information

>IM THE HUMAN AUSCHWITZ
>...human auschwitz? Is that the best you could come up with.. damn kid... uhh... HERES AUSCHWITZ MAN!!

Jesus christ raimi

>"Peter, did I ever tell you about Vietnam? I boiled so many gooks over there that they named a brand of rice after me."

I'm not sure what that had to do with anything. Why the sudden detour?

>"Urgh, its just a bullet wound, boy. I got shot worse when I was putting down the Warsaw Ghetto uprising."

How old was uncle Ben canonically?

>"Bend over and take it like the good little slave that you are."

Woah there Raimi, this is supposed to be a kid's movie.

>"i just wanted to be like you"

Yfw spiderman supplied muslum radicals with ultra-heated jet fuel similar to how tony stark began in iron man 1.

Raimi is underrated

Back to re.ddit

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>[RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD]

these threads are dumb.

>Look peter... I found your porn stash while I was in your room looking for my tools. I wasn't going to bring it up, but then I saw the black white interracial stuff. It's erotic, I get it, I've even imagined Mary Jane getting blacked on occasion. But we've got to draw the line. As a white man it is your responsibility to protect our women or else our gene pool will become tainted. That doesn't mean all interracial is bad though, if it's a white male then it's okay. You got to spread your gene pool to the lesser races. I myself probably have half a dozen slant-eyed bastards running around all over 'Nam. Remember, only you've got the power to ensure the future of the white race Peter, and with great power comes great responsibility.

Fucking Raimi, I was watching with my parents when this scene happened