Tell me your deepest, darkest secrets/desires:

Tell me your deepest, darkest secrets/desires:
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Guess I'll start.
I'm a PoS. My SO is one of the most amazing people I've ever met. It'll absolutely destroy her, but the exact second that I get back into top shape I'm leaving her. I have a moral code that won't allow me to cheat on her and I know I would if I was forced to be with her.

Bonus: A month ago I phoned her and left a message saying we needed to take a break with a coworker on her knees in front of me so that I could get away with cheating on a technicality. She called me back when she got it after class and we mended things.
I am a piece of shit and she deserves way better but I am unwilling to leave a confirmed source of sex until I'm feeling myself again.

I'm basically a nudist but I know very few people that are cool with it. Most people assume it's a sex thing when most of the time it isn't.

I've dated a super cute girl in high school. Easy 9/10 and I'm picky.
But she was the worst fuck I ever had. Just laying down there and letting me do all the work.
I had to make fake brags about her in bed because no one would believe a girl that hot would be a bad fuck.

>be me, fall in love with the hottest girl in my garde level, Jade, everyones constantly hitting on her, but we share classes, she falls in love with me and dates no one.
>we never date because I was a pussy, even after she sat on my lap and said "I wish I had someone to take me to prom" I said nothing
>20, meet a girl randomly, Jess, she falls in love at first sight, I care nothing about her, she stalks me all night.
>6 months later I ask her out, kuz I decided I'll never be with Jade and because I've never had a gf. Jess says she waited for me.
>3 months later, Jess diagnosed with cancer, I still love Jade
>1 1/2 years later, Jess is dying and we are now married, I still love Jade.
>moment Jess dies, I realized something I never thought before, Jess has absolutely loved me unconditionally and deserved equal love in return and I'm a fucking prick. I instantly feel a huge surge of love for her and fell madly in love with her 10 seconds after she passed. I pick up her lifeless body, and begin crying uncontrollably while shouting her name in agony.

I spent 1,200.00 to have 4 prostitutes do a plethora of things to me. Here's why it's a big secret...they were all dressed as clowns.

that's not really a pos thing to do but you're probably a retard if you're going to cheat on and leave someone who you claim is one of the most amazing persons you've met.

and yes you did cheat on her, your technicality bullshit doesn't work, you cheated on her. stop trying to justify that you're not a retard.

>be me, 21
>used to date this insecure 17 year old, was a solid 9/10, but was suicidal as hell, I'll call her S
>parents are divorced and both are alcoholics
>sex was amazing though
>over the past few months I've made her do horrible things
>have sex almost every day
>bdsm and soft-medium hurtcore
>she didn't like that shit at all but she was scared shitless of me leaving her, so she just suffered through it
>one day i decided to bring lit candles into play
>breakingpoint.rar
>S begins shivering and crying like crazy, telling me she cant do that shit
>i threaten to leave her
>she cries even harder, but calms down after a few minutes and nods, shes still whimpering throughout the session
>skip to tomorrow morning, did some shopping, i decided to visit S's place since she lives just 5 minutes away from the store
>i open the door and call her name
>everything seems off, the place is eerily quiet with only the faint noise of the television playing, she doesn't answer
>i know shes home, her job doesn't start up until the evening and she never goes out without me
>door to her room slightly open
>S?.. I call out, opening the door
>holyfuck.jpg
>shes laying in bed, sleeping, with the tv turned on
>the tv is playing "the lion guard", freeze frame on this hyena chick
>this bitch watched the lion guard without me...
>i begin shouting at her, shaking her to wake up
>"user!, thats not what it looks like"
>yeah right
>break up with her ass, she begins crying, telling me she didn't mean it
>obviously its too late since she just watched the show without me
>later get a call from her parents telling me she killed herself
>shit, she actually did it.. i thought she was too much of a pussy to actually do anything

still kind of feel bad about it, but i moved on, i guess Sup Forums desensitized me

Pics? Was there any redeeming quality about her sexually?

I'm not attracted to men, but I occasionally like to suck a nice hard dick.

bragging probably made you look like a retard even more. it's common knowledge that hot girls are shit in bed unless they do porn or sex work. they're shit in bed because they're hot and know that she doesn't need to do anything because a guy would be willing to do it all just to fuck her.

it was 15 years ago, all pics are long lost. It didn't last long anyway, only for 3 months at the start of our last high school year.
Hot body, cute face, nice personality, but zero redeeming quality in bed. 100% starfish.
I never imagined it could be a deal breaker, but it was.

yes, but my friends weren't lucky enough to nail 9/10 girls, so they didn't know yet.

I started dating a girl, she wanted to take things slowly and seriously...
I ended up banging her lil sis before her.

She is genuinely one of the sweetest, most dedicated, and most loyal people I've met.
We got together in the waked of a really bad break-up with my ex-fiancee.
I'm a super vain person and on a normal day we would have never gotten together.
I was just really, really vulnerable at the time, and she was there for me the whole way.
That's why it's a PoS thing to do. She's willing to fulfill every fantasy I've ever had and is a great partner.
She is also a conventionally attractive person and in great shape. She's just not to the level of attractiveness I've always sought.

The other end is a really long story that boils down to: my namesake was a pedophile who hurt a lot of people,
and I've always hated myself so I don't feel I deserve her. That's a different story though.

Gay story

i guess that does make you a pos.
im not able to judge though and neither are a lot of men. we've all heard of `practice` and `fantasy` girls and a good amount of us has used them.

but continuing to do it does make you more of an asshole than most imo

I've married a woman who already had a daughter.
I couldn't expect a better wife... but for sex, the daughter is a fun little freak!

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I got hatefucked for huge money by my retarded ex and his friends. Not the proudest moment of my life, but I really needed the money to keep my house, I was totally desperate.

how much money?
and how many friends?

Weird thing is, virtually everyone who has met me (outside of romantic links) would most likely tell you that I'm an awesome and thoughtful person.
I put so much into relationships with coworker/friends/aquaintances yet so little into romantic relationships.
My ex was perfect for me in virtually every way and it tired me out to the point that I started being an asshole and she left.
The relationships that have always worked/lasted for me are the reciprocal arm-candy ones.
Going out to a social function I want to show them off as much as they want to show me off and when we get home we spend a little bit
of "faux-foreplay/I just want to make you feel good" time, and then the bulk of it is spent worrying about ourselves.

I think there's something deeply disturbed in me that doesn't allow me to be a good person in a relationship. Evident, I suppose, by all of my control fantasies.
Luckily it seems that every girl is alright with them, but I take them a bit far. I would sit down and talk out my ex's
problems (a lot of which were being molested as a teenager and then raped in high school) and we would reenact what we talked about under the guise of
"healing by being the last good memory for those acts." She would cry into my shoulder for hours after that. That was the only time I felt genuinely linked to someone.
I probably just have some super-fucked, deep-seeded shit about my dad and my own abuse I should work through.

60k
My ex and seven friends.

>be me for a sec
>2007
>senior in HS
>go to school and make fun of half down full blown inbred retarded girl
>everybody laughs
>she chases me in the halls reeeing
>she comes from a fucked off family and gets banged by the blacks at school
>routine abortion machine
>one night at friends half drunk and stoned
>he’s on AIM and starts laughing
>she messaged him
>asks if i know her
>say aw man that fucking retard
>he messages leave me alone and exits out and leaves the room
>i repeated her screen name over and over as i pull my phone out and fire up my AIM
>send friend request and it’s instantly accepted
>start talking she says she knows me and am very cute
>this is too fucking easy
>say let’s hang out and go pick her up
>she got in the truck and said oh it’s you
>i start being all nice
>go back to friends and park outside
>start making out with her
>had regular cab pickup so i lay her down across the bench seat
>she keeps saying no no no no i can’t
>i say sure you can
>pull her short shorts off
>no panties but a mangled vagina
>lift her shirt off her
>see a Jasiri tattoo right above her bellybutton
>freeze
>woah, you watch the lion guard too?
>"yeah!, Jasiri is my favorite"
>i start being maddened, thinking to myself "who the fuck is this bitch to lust over jasiri"
>damn i wish i could tap that sweet hyena pussy , i say to myself
>we start having wild sex
>realize I’m on top of a retard in my truck in front of my friends house who’s got a fresh Jasiri tattoo
>she doesn’t even know who i am or where she’s at
>or the planet she’s on for that matter
>stick my middle finger in all the way inside her
>she gasps and grabs my finger
>suck on both her boobs while flicking her huge bean with my middle finger
>taste warm sweet borderline rotten milk
>stop please
>ok ok I’m done sorry
>had nutted all over my left leg
>get off of her and start my truck up and haul ass back to her house
>tell her to get out at the stop sign a block away

When I was 14 I visited my friend in the hospital after school. She was comatose and I was very depressed at the time. So I started talking to her about my problems to the point where I was yelling and crying. I shook her around wanting her to wake up to help me when her boobs popped out of the hospital gown. I don’t know what came over me but I just masturbated into my hand over her sleeping body. I felt so fucked up.

I know very few girls that would refuse that kind of offer, even if they weren't in times of need, if it can make you feel better about it.

I'm not a whore, but I really needed the money. My ex hated me since I broke up with him. I needed money, he wanted revenge... You can imagine what happened that night. But I did what I needed to do to get the money. No regrets.

My wife and I started swinging 10 months ago. We've done it all, MFM, FMF, FFFM, couples, orgies ect. Gonna do a DP and a gangbang soon.

Faggotwhore

Not a whore
Hahaha has SEX for MONEY but not a whore. Hope you can still shit straight faggot.
Youre a WHORE

Holy shit. Any man or woman worth 60k is worth seeing. Pics?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Implying he wont tell you hes a girl
Haha fool

I shot J.R..

Aaaaaand then you went out and started the 3rd Impact! Thanks faggot. Now we're all reduced to non-corporeal tang!

Suicide would be a good answer for your problem.

Hot girls are dead fucks. They get to be because the people after them work so god damned hard to get them that vs how much effort they have to put in its the nature of things.

Exceptions. Girls with bad issues like molested or abandond and shit. They're freaks.

Thats fucking hot.

I know you are larping, but my dick doesn't care.
Greentext the gangbang hatefucking.

I keep imagining that Greta girl when I see this chick. It works.

Trying to be fair, I'm a 7/10. My ex gave me so much money because he wanted revenge, humilliate and treat my like a whore. I'm honest with myself, and no other man will ever paid that amount of money just to fuck me.

I'm a femanon and did it, but not going to post tits or any kind of proof. Take it as you wish.

>Girls with bad issues like molested or abandond and shit.
Those are my favorite

I will. Thanks dude. Still, good story brah.

They try harder and are willing to do some depraved shit. Sometimes they even enjoy it.

They just tend to be a bit... unstable.

I want to kill my sister and roast her like a pig. Then serve her to everyone

Is she short or tall? I just want to see how appropriate the term long pork would be.

I've been close to my younger cousin since we were teens. I was her first.
20 years later, she's a mother now, and she's hinted that she would love for her daughter to have such a good first too

10 is a bit young to be on Sup Forums kid. Just sayin'. You'll feel better when you are a teen and your sister is bringing hot friends over to hang out.

I work in a massive news network in Canada and I have intel about an affair Justin Trudeau is having with Mélanie Joly. His wife Sophie knows about it but didn’t want it to go public cause there was an election. Expect to hear it soon in the news.

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I am Spartacus

Sounds like neon genesis evanglion, when that guy jerked one off to that chick with the red hair while she was in the hospital in a coma

I found a club with glory holes and spent a few hours on my knees while four different guys cum in my mouth. Last week, I asked a policeman if I could suck his cock and he let me. We walked around the corner to a park and on to the dark section of the football pitch. I asked him to handcuff me and he put them on me, behind my back. He got his cock out and i got on my knees and gave him a blowjob. He took a while to cum and i could hear his radio going off constantly but he eventually cum and uncuffed me before driving me home. I'm meeting him again next week and he said he'd fuck me, I want him to creampie me

Hot

fem or gay

well it would be hotter if her daughter was older than 11...

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Yeah. See

fem

yeah, I was pretty confused when I realized my cousin was trying to set me up with her daughter at her age.
I mean, it invoked good memories of me fooling around with her back in the days, but she wasn't that young. And I was 20 years younger myself

I committed the Burger King murders back in '88.

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I want eightchan back

here's a pretty evil one, never told it outside of user boards
>be me, 15 years old
>little sister had her 12th birthday last week
>usually we stay out of eachother's business but she started acting like a cunt lately, i assume its puberty that fucks her up
>she begins ratting me out, spreading out lies to her friends, doing shit she knows makes me angry
>finally she pushes me over the edge after she lied our parents that i punched her
>devise my plan
>i know she always takes a bath at around 18:00, 20:00, that bitch never misses it
>i grab her special shampoo, its something with keratin for your hair or some shit, supposed to make it stronger
>i pop the lid open and begin jacking off into it
>dump my semen into the bottle, close the lid and shake vigorously
>place it back in its normal spot
>nowwewait.jpg
>i'm at the living room eyeing the shower door, watching my plan unfold
>begin to get bored of watching the shower entrance, so i turn on the tv
>oh shit, the lion guard is on
>jasiri is my favorite, she's like a really pretty hyena
>i put my blanket ontop of me and jack off to jasiri
>man i absolutely love her


oh yeah, also my sister got pregnant from the shampoo, so now ontop of a cunt sister, i got a retarded cunt son.

Heyy...he was behind of this...

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We live in a society

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Thats not an afair, he's French (canadian).

Practically a normal relationship. These people invented the term Cinq à Sept for a reason.

>>I was 18-19yr
>>bang 17-18yr gf wherever we find space, mostly uncomfortable places.
>>While banging on my parents couch I didnt notice the condom break on my jeans zipper until after I blew my load.
>>Weeks pass, period is missed, freakout ensues.
>>She is pregnant.
>>Ohfuck.jpg
>>I remember that the immunizations they gave me before basic cause horrible birth defects.
>>Her parents find out shes pregnant and about my immunizations.
>>I had to sit down with her and her parents while they essentially said we would be having this kid if it wasn't for my birth defecting sperm.
>>She gets an abortion.
>>We eventually break up.
>>Years have passed. she turned into a pig that looks like her piggy mom.
>>I'm thankful and lucky that I'm not tied to her for life. I'm also glad that I was able to bang her at her prime.

>>My family never found out.

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Experimented with my friend when I was a child. Felt ashamed for years.

Ok, during my second year in finals week, I went studying in the new medical building for my bio final early in the morning. After a few hours around 10ish, a girl walked in thinking she's cute, while continuing my studies. I look up from my notes seeing her a table over, started waving to me, i smiled back. She starts motioning her hand telling me to come over, Me: politely saying no pointing at me notes, then she pulls out candy (skittles) [i know, taste the rainbow, right (lol)] doing some freaky thing with her tongue. Im like damn with my face, i walk over, we introduce ourselves, she offers me a piece of skittles. She whispers in my ear, wanna fuck in the bathroom, Me staring at the few others in the room stands up grabbing her hand walking to the back single restroom on the other side of the floor. She started blowing my 5in thick cock to the balls gagging on them , then pushing her to the wall fucking legs wrapped around me. We both cummed. As we walk out of it, we see a couple other students sitting down staring at us across the bathroom. I took the test, with still thinking at what happenned getting a C+ on the fjnal

No it would be hotter if she was under 11.

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Managed to watch my mom getting facefucked by construction workers

I started puberty when I was 7. I had my first period in second grade was fully developed by the end of middle school.

details?

we used to be a very poor family, like, so poor the electricity would shut off for a week, we barely had enough food and we were forced buy canned stuff cause the fridge woudln't work during those times, construction workers a few blocks away from us were working on expanding an existing house, my mom knew one of the workers there and he knew we were in having trouble paying bills and food, so he made a deal, if my mom whored herself out one time, he would pay her bills for the month, i managed to watch from my rooftop while she went at our backyard, the month went well though, and she even bought me a Jasiri plush from the money she got

When i was younger and cousins were visiting over during the summer, after sometime we all slept on the bed. Me and her (few years older) facing each other, with our siblings on the other side of the bed knocked out. She started kissing me, then putting some tongue in later for the one night, after we fell asleep acted like nothing happenned. Years later, my family visited them as we both slept on the separate couches alone together in the room. Both of us awake, staring at each other, I started getting a boner remembering what happenned between us, I pull it in front of her started jerking off. Her eyes got bigger, biting her lip and she started copying me, both of our moans matching in pace. I cum first, her still going, grabbing the cushion, me slapping my dick around until she cums. I clean up my mess, as she falls asleep

God those fucking pills were weird “make sure the pill doesn’t touch anything but your mouth, if you touch it with your hand report to the back immediately”. The fuck did we take?

So there were two guys doing stuff around our house. I was in my room upstairs playing Pokemon on Gameboy color I remember lol.
I could see them out of my window working all sweaty and shit. I also remember my mom was parading around them with some skinny ass clothes propably making them horny.
So after a while I noticed some weird sounds from downstairs (those were gagging noises). I quietly snuck out and saw my mom sitting on the sofa getting her mouth fucked by one guy.
I got a Sudden Rush in my stomach and my teen peepee got hard. After the guy finished he went outside and the other one came in and did the same thing. I havent seen anything like that before and the memories last to this day for my faps.
She propably wanted to use her throat as payment or some shit lol

Why you larping as me faggot?

i'm not, this happened to my mom aswell

Years ago (many) I discovered, by chance, that the uncle of a very dear friend of mine (a friend Doctor, son of a very respectable and intellectual high-class family) participated, elder, in a porn movie (porn!!!).
I never had the courage to tell my friend.

Because you’re my brother retard

living the dream

I've showered with my 9yo niece quite a few times. I've never done anything bad/sexual with her but she is cute as fuck and excellent eye candy

>Be me, 17
>Have a crush on my friend's little sister, she was 15
>The friend is a freak, loud-mouthed, crazed. Probably did drugs already, now that I look back on it with more experience
>Kinda admit that I got a crush on his lil sis. He burst into laughter, tell me she's a whore who doesn't deserve love
>I'm a bit confused so he elaborates. He tells me she would probably suck my dick for $20 if I asked
>I freak out. No way man, I can't believe it.
>He tells me he can ask her if I want
>I don't want to be the kind of guy who pay for sex so I decline

>a couple days later he calls me a wimp for not paying up for it. I tell him that even if it's true, 't want her to think of me as someone who would pay her for sex
>He ponders a couple seconds. "She doesn't have to know it's you".
>Tells me to bring the money to his place in an hour
>I do just that. He leads me to his siter's room, she's waiting, sitting on the bed, blindfolded
>He leaves us alone, the girl tell me to come closer, she starts touching me as I stand in front of her, unzip my pants, take my dick out
>I'm heartbroken seeing my crush acting like a whore but my dick is diamond
>Get my blowjob. The first I had, and probably the best. Left the money on the bed as I left

Bro, im not your bro
Oh ok then. I take that back

did SHE look like she wanted to do bad stuff?

Don't worry user. You were an asshole to begin with.

And what happened next month, how you got money enough to pay the bills and food.

i sold my kidney

No but I can see she gets aroused once in a while but it's likely involuntary at her age.

maybe you can ask her if she has questions about it. Better to learn from a responsible adult, right?

I bought it

i've got a serious obsession with mutilating living things. i always get strong desires to just beat the shit out of people and animals and rip them apart whether i get along with them or not. i think about what it would be like to stab myself in the ear with scissors and just watch it bleed and to feel the pain and to hear my hearing go out. i want to rip open my friends' bodies and look at and feel their squishy organs and muscles. i want to throw my cat against a wall and listen to her meow in pain and watch her go into defense mode as she hopes for a chance to win against me until i inevitably kill her and gain the chance to mess with her insides. i have never gotten anywhere close to acting on these urges on others, but as a kid i would always stare at myself in the mirror and hold scissors against my head, ready to stab myself or attempting to pop my eye out of its socket. i wish i was just saying this to be some edgy fucktard but its so hard to deal with these violent urges. i'll uncontrollably create these gory scenarios when im staring at my girlfriend or any of my close friends and i fucking hate it; it makes me feel like deep down im incapable of love or something and that im disguising these abnormal thoughts as love in order to fit in with society.

I'm really unhappy and I wish I could just go to sleep and never wakeup.

As long as you dont act upon your desires, its fine by my book

It's okay. I have thoughts like that a lot too. I think for most people it is morbid curiosity. When I worked at a lawn and garden center I had constant, and I mean constant intrusive thoughts about smashing the pavers over people's heads to see how they would function with their "computer" damaged.

She knows about sex and how her pussy works. Wouldn't be surprised if she masturbates and has had an orgasm already.

then it wouldn't be too bad to let her explore a bit with you.
If she knows that muvh she's ready for more

I don't remember, it was so long ago.
I used to have the little immunizations card that listed everything, but I think it got tossed.

I picked up AOC and fucked her silly when she bar tended at Flats Fix in New York city.