Mom found the ERP server

>mom found the ERP server

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>dad found the vore SS13 RP log .tar file

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>dad finds my trap doujins
>asks to borrow one
Thank god my dad has good taste

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>uncle found the cunny folder

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>neice found the cunny folder

>Mom once managed to google porn, and claimed I had "installed porn" on the home computer. I'm just lucky dad isn't technically retarded.

>niece is the Cunny folder

>niece found the "niece's cunny" folder

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Made me lol

lmao what a whore

kill all sexhavers

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>been making fetish drawings
>save them on my email because my USB drive is fucked
>tfw somehow they uploaded to Google Drive
>got +1 from random people

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Anyone else feel personally invaded if they have to lend their pc/phone to someone else?

>mom finds your futa doujins

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Did your mom or sister ever catch you rubbing one out?

nah I always did it under the blankets. Even when my mom went in my room when I was fapping once I could still pretend I was just minding my own business in my bed like normal.

Protip: She knew.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK WHERE IS THIS FROM? /JP/?

I said ERP accidentally at work this week instead of ERD. How fucked am I?

I mom once told me my dick was too small and showed me how I should masturbate. I was a toddler when she told me this and will never forget it.

Yes several times.
She knows what youre doing

>she knows
knew. This was more than 20 years ago.

Yeah I know. She told me that your dick was too small too.

>protestant mom finds any of my porn folders

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Is your mom Xev Bellringer?

no i didn't fap until i moved out

ERP is a fairly common business acronym so you're fine

kill yourself wojak faggot

She really did though, I'm not asking you to beleive me.

She told me how to masturbate properly for my dick to grow right. I think that's because my father's dick is small because I remember them arguing once and she telling him his dick is small.

I'm pretty sure I once heard my grandma masturbating.

>tfw the main reason I'm so scared of dying is that I know my parents would go through my computer

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NOOOOOOOOOOO, HOW COULD YOU COMPREHEND MY SICK FETISH CAUSED BY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA?

My aunt caught me once. She watched me to, in her words, make sure I was doing it right. She looks like that actress from Jurassic World. Other things happened with her but I don't think I should say what

I used to hump my auntie's legs. I was a kid I didn't know better and those fuckin bitches should be the ones to stop me from embarassing myself like that.

those memories were eternally burned into my mind and I can't forget them.

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Can someoen tell me where to find that doujin? Haha like that is so gay haha so where do I find it so I can avoid juicy cocks haha

what fetish?

>everyone knows you're masturbating, but never caught you in the process

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>Mom uncovers the feces dungeon.

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I was in middle school, watching 6 teen on Cartoon Network, and I had my leg pillow (which looked like an hour glass) sandwiching my dick as I pretended it was their butts.

>mom found the condom stash
Fuck now I’m gonna be a dad and an uncle

>Other things happened with her but I don't think I should say what
It's an anonymous imageboard my man
spill the juicy details about fucking your aunt

>mother in law found the ashemaletube.com downloads folder

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Like the NSA?
no

SS13 is a hell of a drug

kek

the fuck is that

>been masturbating since i was 3
>most of my early years were my parents telling me to stop touching my dick
>at one point even asked my mom if she could suck my dickSTILL surprised that she didn't beat my ass for that
>eventually learned to do it under the bed in private when I was fucking 6
Childhood is one of your best years my ass, god i wish i could strangle the autistic cringe out of my younger self

Why did you know what a blowjob was

My sister showed me porn

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee

but you're dead user, who cares about what they do with any of your stuff when you're DEAD

I'm sorry that was me.

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kinky comics with BBW girls, pregnant, etc

still trying to improve but I keep rushing drawing after drawing because I'm a coombrain.

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>dad finds the monster girl quest folder

This was like almost 10 years ago now and I've long since moved out I never knew what he actually thought.
Thankfully.

>mom joins the ERP server

>nana found the cum crucifix

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reminds me of something similar thanks to google
>meet person in online game, we chat regularly about stupid shit
>this person starts initiating conversation every time I log in
>brings up any little thing to keep my attention
>starts parading in front of me regularly with her very feminine character
>eventually realize that they're becoming more affectionate and aggressive
>UhOhSheHasAThingForMe.jpg
>try not to aggrivate the situation, just keeping it normal and tame like I'm not aware
>share a google doc with her later
>her name eventually comes up as "Zack"
>realize I'm getting bamboozled and address it
>we don't talk much anymore now

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i didn't, the idea just came into my mind one day and wondered if it was possible

that's the best part

that's fukkin nasty you filthy degenerate. why bbw and why prego?

>I wish my son weren't such a tasteless faggot and picked up a RAW copy of Monster Girl Encyclopedia

>why didn't my son get some good shit like unteralterback or incestuous awakening instead?

>Horse found the mareholic doujins

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>dad gives me computer when I’m 12
>search BIG BOOBS on google
>dad searches through my history
>”user why is this in the searchbar?”
>”I-I don’t know it was a virus”
>”....a virus searched big boobs on google
What a dickhead

how would you react if your son/daughter was looking at pornand had the same fetishes as you?

Well he married your mom and had you so...

because I need to coom

>tfw had a really soft blanket
>would always jack off into my blanket and then roll up the corner I used
>would get my blanket washed once a week
>thought mom had no idea
>realize now that she must have known
Later,
>start using tissues
>throw them into hollow bedside table/footrest, which had a tight lid
>scent doesn't escape, so I get away with it for ages
>eventually throw it into the garage and plan to put it out last minute for the trash men, so I can get rid of it
>brother finds it, opens it, then fucking makes a big deal of it
Fuck you, Owen. You fucking asshole. I tried to play it off like they were tissues from when I had been sick, but it was obvious what they were.

Nice

>Dad found out the soundgasm and Nikki fatal folders on the family pc

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Mods are fags.
That thread was completely Sup Forums related.

how's it feel being on Sup Forums, fags?

>She looks like that actress from Jurassic World.
lucky fucking bastard

Cringe. Realized why I haven’t been to this dead board in years

>6 years ago, 13 yr old me looking at cunny
>friend comes over and wants me to get him some games onto his hacked psp
>I download games
>alright, games downloaded, time to close bittorrent
>behind the torrent window is a fistful of cunny
>oh shit he fucking sees it
>what to do what to dooo
>"ehhh i can drop that too if you want"
>"no thanks"
>he remembers it to this day

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Dude the guy in the porn ad I got looks just like the fucking coomer meme lol