Coup d'état happens in your country

>Coup d'état happens in your country
how fucked are you?

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>Coup d'état in England
It'd never happen, the majority would be too busy crying on social media about their problems instead of doing something about it.

fairly fucked
>national guard armory in my city
>the strategic importance of the area and presence of soldiers turns the city into a warzone
my apartment also makes a good snipers nest so thats something

>coup in the USA

Can't really happen in my country... people are too comfy here

this

It wouldn't be possible. The country is too large for the military to enforce its order.

Not to say it shouldn't happen. Obama is shit.

I'll be fine. I have plenty of canned food, coffee, beehives, guns, gardens, vehicles and property for a small army.

>coup in mexico
>all the mexican states take advantage of it and leave the mexican identity

Just wait.

>military industrial complex taking over the government
Welcome to the United States of Lockheed-Martin. We'd give you a tour, but the NextGen(tm) tour bus went overbudget and the door malfunctions when it crosses city boundaries.

We don't really do coups. We will only have long bloody civil wars

Depends on who's doing the coup and how successful they are.

Almost happened in 1974 to Harold Wilson.

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nobody owns a gun in crumpet-land

lol.

>implying we have an army

i dont even live in the capital so nothing will hapend to me

Loving it since I know which side the military is on

White American living in the Midwest. Would bug out and join up with a white enclave and shoot any nugget than came within range.

Would be comfy af

Are you guys retarded or just pretending to not understand the difference between a coup and a revolution or civil war?

it would be cheating since i have superpowers

Can we get a Nork in here?

HAHAHAHAHA

Depends if JTF-2 is involved.

The military will fracture due to being racially diverse. Shitskins will almost invariably side with the government whilst many of the Whites will side with the rebels.

So it probably would be nationalists trying to take back germany? It'd be fucking great if you ask me.

We'll never know unless we smell maple syrup.

>coup d'état in my shithole
Lel I'd probably be participating in it. Going to the streets and fighting pro-government cucks.

well leadership spills happen all the time
but otherwise a coup is pretty much unthinkable here

I'd watch the show from my house in the country, have a perfect view of the town but there's no niggers within a 10 mile radius of it so...

The whole world is fucked.

Seems like theyre assuming the coup would inevitably lead to a civil war.

Pretty chill I guess.

Fucked?

Not at all, I'd join in.

really fucked, since i work in a security related goverment agency.

Basically this.

It's already happening.

speak english faggot

>Malinchismo: 1. m. Am. Actitud de quien muestra apego a lo extranjero con menosprecio de lo propio.
Cuck

This probably has to do with high vs. low levels of centralisation in government power. Capturing Whitehall and Parliament would, along with strangling some of the key logistical points around he country, effectively disable the UK government. This wouldn't be possible in the US.

What's going on, eh?

>coup d'etat
>Australia

Nobody even knows who the government is currently anyway. Very few people care.

It seems to me they're assuming a coup IS a civil war or a revolution

Unlikely to happen but would likely make China split into factions like during the civil war. Airbase in my city but it would be unlikely to get bloody I think.

>wanna depose the goverment bru?
>aw yeah nah

The only thing Australia will have are race riots.

Every time your country starts some shit it becomes smaller.

You obviously don't understand niggers. If even for a moment there was no police/ authority to keep them in line they would riot en masse. Look at Baltimore and Ferguson. Any momentary lapse spirals out of control.

The coup would never succeed and would be laughable, but in that brief moment of confusion the niggers would riot

I live in a military city so it depends who wins

Live near, but not in DC.
Have a good view of the Capitol from my balcony.
I would probably hear the combat in the city before it hits the news.
I'd probably grab some clothes and supplies real quick then try and get on the road out of town before the military shuts the highways down.

As long as I have a live feed, I dgaf

We have a tiny army and a spread-out nation. Any attempt by the military to take control would fall apart in hours - there's just too much land to control, and no political faction that would really want one. Even if they did, the sheer level of petty regionalism that Canadians love to exhibit would lead to a coup being rejected out of hand as some kind of centralizing scheme.

surrender after 5 minutes only to realize we're not a real country

hmmmm
cross into canada because i could care less about the war, live in nunavut and stay comfy for the next 30 years of my life (probs)

>no army
If it were to happen, sure I'd go loot shit and/or riot. Shit's unbearably boring around here most of the time.

KEK

it would fail hard

>Obama enacts martial law after blm chimpouts
>We R Kangz now
>Military coup
>People regain the White House

Hardly worse than Bachelet desu.

...

As a general rule, people who want a military coup are usually the first ones to be shot in the military coup. Have fun when the right-wing coup starts liquidating political social media users, and then more fun when French tanks crush your body under their treads while the German soldiers try to use the broomsticks they've been issued because your military cannot afford guns.

if the soldiers start gunning down socialists I will probably try to help them

It's already happening, in a sense. I'm mildly fucked, but things don't look like they will escalate to soldiers on the street levels of happening. Worse that can happen is getting stuck with an incompetent, corrupt government until 2018, when we get to pick new corrupt, incompetent leaders.

>It'd never happen

The 1 tank our military has disturbs Michaels golf game withe the US ambassador and Enda

Sorry bhoys, it was for de craic

I've lived through three coups and a failed coup attempt, and the only thing they changed is that I returned home early (or didn't leave home that day).

Again fucking hell.
I did not live that but i know that it was shit

frankly i wish our country would have one just so i could hopefully get killed in the crossfire

I think the States would tell the military junta to eat shit, and loyal forces would put the perpetrators into the ground, because the military is too large for a small group of traitors to co-opt it.

I don't think fucking with Americlap patriotism is very wise tbqh.

Also, I work at Triple K Mfg. Co. which produces magazines and holsters, so I can help out my white friends if a chimpout of military happens.

>live in 40% white city, with D.C. and Baltimore next door
I'm fucking dead

The French military is more likely to have a anti-muslim happening than the German one.

:(

>Here a knock on door
>It's some mounties
>"Eh bud, we're going to go kill Justin T. And we were just wondering if yoo'd like to join us, eh?"
>"No thanks, friend, I'm aboot to make some awful canadian bacon"
>"aw alright. You have a good day, eh"

there's nothing to wait for burger. canada is the the only country where multi-nationality works. come here and see for yourself. our brown people are more anti-muslim than our white people.

BIN

Took me a minute. I see what you did there.

That's only because we don't have a lot of them, yet. Just look at how it's gone in any other country. The mudslimes are always bros until they start becoming a significant portion of the population.

>Coup happens, Ottawa is taken
>Vive le Québec libre!
>Maritimes separate and become their own little shithole
>Toronto is already a shithole
>Vancouver becomes Hong-Kong (moreso than before)
>The Prairies light on fire, again

Fucked? I'd gladly take part if it ever comes to this.

>he doesn't understand how the US military works

i would join the coup fuck you fbi

You're retarted it's already a hell hole here in Ottawa.

>The great anglo/franco war has begun
>Anglos too busy being cucks to win
>Le Canada is now ruled from Québec city after a successful Régis Labeaume coup

I'm okay with this

What group exactly is trying to do the coup? I can't imagine any relevant group trying to take power in the US, if it was just a group trying to kill Obama then it wouldn't matter.

A coup is just a simple change in government for a while, and it would only affect those who are deemed a terrorist/subversive by the new administration. I have it on good authority that most of the "disappeared" were involved in bombings and pretty heavy stuff, and if you were a regular person you wouldn't be affected by it.
So to answer your question: Not fucked at all.

>Quebec province
>Literally live in a town of 8000 persons
>No guns
>No crazy people
>The majority of the population are old
>Literally calm
Meh.

>Grab my knife
>Run at armed police forces
>They all surrender
>Go to Buckingham Palace
>About to burst in
>Suddenly liz bursts out with a machine gun
>Mfw she started it
>Mfw she did it to seize controll

>Coup d'état last one or a few days
>Then everything is like usual, everyone attends to the football!
>The country's still fucked up
Everyone here complain about our current state, but no one do shit to fix this piece of shit country.

>no one says "soory"
0/10 shit story sempai

maybe if you went outside and talked to people and tried to make friends you'd realize brown =/= bad. you're the fucking "retart".

where i live there is definitely "a lot" of them. Have you ever been to Surrey? doesn't change the fact that the majority of them are bro-tier and love our country for exactly what it is.

people come here because they like canada, they don't want to turn it into some sharia shit-hole. that's why they left their other countries in the first place.

>fixing Argentina
ja

Civil War. We simply don't have enough military to control all of the nation. Plus lots of guns for civilians means those who are against the coup will shoot back at military.

like nothing happened

Probably throw a huge party desu

If it happened in the US? The way the leadership of the armed forces are selected in this country makes it highly unlikely that it would ever happen. But if it did? Not very fucked at all. The government would have to screw up pretty bad for this to happen and the majority of the people would likely be on the side of the coup.

eh, brings back memories...

>Coup d'état
>in Luxembourg
You're American so I forgive you for not knowing about our grand army.

I think my only problem would be Mexicans but they can be dealt with. AZ here btw.