>2019
>not owning a rolex
Explain yourself, poorfags ;)
Pic related is mine, you faggots jelly? hehe ;)
it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)
You see i don't wear shitty watch like workingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Casio and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;) hehe
I almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch ;))
nice stump
At least update this, that’s the cheapest Submariner they have and it’s not even a new model it’s at least 5 years old.
/thread
Its almost 2020. What's your excuse for not owning a smartwatch?
Literally every plumber, construction worker and piece of trailer trash in the Netherlands has this watch.
Fat 'murcan detected
holy fuck your fat
why would you put a smartwatch on pigs feet?
Proud pig, good pig
>fucking damn near 2020
>using a fucking watch like theres not a digital clock on everything
Back to your gender studies classes and mommies 5 series xi
Lol. What a sad faggot. Hope they can get the watch off when your fat, diabetic arm swallows it. Fuckin autistic cum eater
Eat my ass nigger
Why is that pig wearing an apple watch on its hoof. It dosent even know how to tell time.
bait harder
Jesus Christ you know you're a chubber when your knuckles are invisible
looks like they cut their thumb off to fit the watch band over their hand. fat fucks..
>2019
>gym memberships are cheaper than ever
>it's cheaper to eat healthily than it is unhealthily
>still so fat that your hand is fat
explain yourself, fatfag ;)
I hate things on my wrists. Bracelets and watches. Always hit them on things, get them snagged, and it's just uncomfortable
You can keep your nigger knock offs, faggot. Ive got a real mans watch.
>it's cheaper to eat healthily than it is unhealthily
Bullshit. Organic meat is much more expensive than trash like grains and vegetables. It's very expensive to eat carnivore diet because elite doesn't want people to be healthy.
yup just like trump keepin us fat
You fat fuck!!
Idk where tf you live but butchers here sell organic meat for the same price as supermarkets sell grain fed shit. It's just about seeking it out.
>"Pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?"
>reverse image search
>33 results found
sure its yours fag
imagine the size of the beasts these hooves belong to
ALSO FOOD IS SOOO CHEAP HERE IN THE STATES THAT EATING LIKE TRASH IS A CHOICE
Depending on height I'd say 140-200kg
found the fatty.
have you ever stepped foot in a butchers user? have you ever stepped foot in a gym?
Well I don't live in the states, so I'll have to take your word for it
Its just like having a phone that only tells time strapped to my wrist like I'm to retarded to keep track of my phone that only tells time.
cum
"Almost" but didn't, fat ass
only watch i want, is one that can monitor my blood pressure and heart rate.. is there a rolex for that?
I am 80kg at 186cm. Not sure how that counts as fat. No, I don't go to butchers because I live on a farm and grow my own meat.
unless you're a nigger, street shitter, or a fucking communist food is so inexpensive in general at this point that eating processed trash is just laziness.
nice try retard.
i work on a farm and all our meat comes from the butcher, we just pay for their services so it's cheaper when it's one of our animals. if you live on a farm you wouldn't have the time to process your own meat and run the farm unless you have too many workers.
5'5" almost 200 lbs. you fucking beast you.
I live in Eastern Europe and I live with my parents who owns this house and animals. We sell cows and slaughter pigs ourselves to sell and eat them. What exactly you don't understand you stupid american mongrel?
obvious fat cunt, no watch will ever make you anything but a fat fuck.
Yeah, 5 year old copypasta.
This is a dhgate tier replica submariner
>pearl is misaligned
>12 oclock marker is crooked
>bezel is way too dull
>literally ALL the numbers are the wrong font
I don't think you understand measurements you retard. Just type in google ''80kg to lbs'' or ''186cm to ft'' you nigger.
I don't need a new watch, this one has been serving me well for years now.
almost masturbating while wearing a watch is hardly "almost getting laid" and neither is fuckin a frozen turkey! From one dough elemental to another lose some weight you'll get laid eventually
6kb image, lmao okay OP
You were saying you fucking fat ass manlet?
Feel sad for you if you think that 186cm is something special. Don't worry, being a manlet in your country is probably not that bad.
yeah that image sucks, here's a better one. Also im not OP, I don't have a cock in my mouth.
oops missed your 2 fucking inches.
You fat fuck
Not really it's never going to be cheaper to eat healthy because they know it's healthy and drive up the prices while driving down the prices of junk food. Which is why poor people are 6/10 fat fucks.
80kg is fat only if you're a manlet like you.
be me
>6' 3" American 150lbs
>be called fat manlet by euro redneck
>mfw nigger can't even BMI chart properly
At least am healthy
You realize that you're a pathetic skelly? You're like 1 inch taller than me, but weight 25lbs less and I am trying to gain at least 5 more kg.
have fun pretending to be some chad euro redneck my guy. Don't break your arm jacking off too hard now. I'll just be here being otter bod and keking at how euro fags can be arrested for triggering libtards, looking at memes, or looking at porn without a permit.
bruh you have no knuckles
....yada yada....where's your knuckles...fat hands....it's fake...diabeetus....I use my phone....fat Americans......fat fuck.....etc etc.
Fucking newfriends falling for bait that's probably older than they are (mental age, at least|)
>812498485
no timestamp = didnt happen
your getting skinnier giod job :)
I take it in my ass.
That is something I'm proud of. I think it's because I'm an American
What kind of jelly, grape or strawberry?
Aliexpress should have one of them but let me tell you only new rich faggs do something like that without a thought. Some poor guy with not so keen eye will cut you down for this to steal it.
Basic watch for basic people. Plus they’re ugly af
Check my Watch collection Sup Forums.
This one is my favorite.
That hand is the most retarded shit I have seen today
Who did you steal it from, fatty?
Am I the only one who thinks this pic is from a hospital bed whenever it gets posted?
Same
Just the look of your fist makes me stop being jealous instantly, holy shit.. You must be so fking ugly
Why strap a watch on a ham? It's like casting pearls before swine.
Well well havent i seen this faggot before
you need to lose some weight there, fat boy. can't even see your knuckles
Wearing a Seiko Quartz Chrono today.
Usually I wear a Seiko 5 Sport Automatic.
Rolex is a rich kids brand. Only for wannabes. Buy an omega ffs.
I prefer a casio calculator watch
>2019
>Smartphones exist
swatchs are way better
I have a Pearlmaster, nigger.
For fucks SAGE
Oh look this thread again.
For the newfags:
> OP is not the guy kn the picture.
> Not a real rolex anyway.
Source: a friend of mine owns a real one.
I’m actually surprised how many people took the bait. I thought summer was over
What’s your excuse for not going to the gym?
Imagine being baited by a 5 year old copypasta
Watch looks boring and gay and the only reason people buy it is because it is made by rolex
im not materialistic with that clout bullshit that's why.
You legit spent over 1 thousand dollars to look at the time and date when it's 2019 when nearly every single person has a smartphone that does the same damn thing without an analog clock.
Looks like a pig trotter.
The biggest giveaway is the missing date window. It should have one.
>I almost got laid
>almost
Sounds legitimate, as for not owning a Rolex it's because I don't like wearing watches, they catch on your arm hair and or gather sweat and dead skin and need to be scrubbed regularly or they reek.
Yep.
Measuring self-worth by a watch is the most beta thing I can imagine.
>270lbs with sodium swollen fingers
Yeah a fake rolex should make you so much more atttractive
Only poor people wear watches
That watch looks old and shitty. I'd wipe my ass with it. I've found better looking watches on the wrists of junkies and whores
It’s not even a Seiko 5 on a NATO.
Get your (clearly fake) Swiss shitter out of here and go buy a real watch.
Soo...he was behind of all that..
Do you have fingers OP?