/mlb/ - Ghost baseball players

CHC:Diamondbacks reach deal with C Alex Avila
LA:Darvish 'would like to return to the Dodgers'
MLW:Brewers finalize 2-yr deal with Matt Albers
CIN:Reds ink David Hernandez to two-year deal
NYM:Nori Aoki returns to Japan with 3-year deal
NYY:Report: Rockies interested in Todd Frazier
OAK:A's get Moss, Buchter from Royals for Hahn
DET:Tigers sign Travis Wood to minors contract
KC:Royals finalize $2.5M contract with Escobar
WAS:Brewers ink RP Matt Albers to 2-yr, $5M deal
PIT:Mets still talking Harrison; FA more likely
ARZ:Diamondbacks ink Neftali Feliz to minors deal

OP is a faggot.
Someone make another thread free of Cubs faggotry.

>lifelong
>fatass
kek

MARINERS!

ANGELS!

Okay one for you bruh

6th for fat dingerman

moar

i have only one more

here is a extra photo of him

>>fatass
Is this a Reckerpost?

Bai Gawd, Anti Cubs shitposters are the Reckerposters.

nice. i miss that uniform aesthetic, the whole mono understated look is miles better than our current overdesigned garbage

Feel free to make another thread. We'll all follow you, promise.

That's like a magician's batflip, no action of the hands or wrists and it just flies out.

>LA:Darvish 'would like to return to the Dodgers'
All the chimping over the slow market and accusations of collusion and these guys just don't want to sign with who is offering them contracts.

>Nori Aoki returns to Japan with 3-year deal
>Check news
>THE GOES TO FUCKING SWALLOWS

ITS HAPPENING IS TOTALLY HAPPING, this his /our/ year, that is so far better than the

>that is so far better than the
That is so far better than the shithole team that he had last year

pretty tough narrative to spin, lifelong

yeah he really has the natural talent to do those dingers

i hope someone on NPB drafted him

>12-3
I'd bring a blue chinese watercolor girl with me too if it meant seeing a game like that

i’d love to meet a broad in america wearing a jersey that said “SWALLOWS”

id let her swallow
if you know what i mean

>those puns about the Yakult team name again
>mfw

>Yakult team name
you mean the swallows?

We should petition the Cleveland Indians to change their name to the Cleveland Swallows.

And then rename the Reds the Spits.

Yeah the name of the team is Tokyo Yakult Swallows

The Swallows signed Tom Green?
So that's what happened to him.

idk, to be honest, he left the team and god knows where he is at now

>yakult looks like cum
>team is named swallows
they knew what they were doing

RIP Barrel Roll man

unironically Yakult wasnt the one that came first with the name, first was Japan Rainlines that came with the name,then in 1960´s Fuji TV brought the team and changed the name to Atoms (in reference to Astroboy), then in 1970 the Yakult brought the team, but kept the team name until 1975 when the company that created Astroboy got bankrupt, then they had to change back to Swallows

White Sox

#nextsox

how many little bottles of yakult would it take to fill up a pool big enough for two japanese girls to wrestle in?
just curious

Atoms isnt bd

Whoooaaaa so this is the power of why people are scared of them and saying lol in fear

yeah it not, its a shame that they had to drop the name

other teams on league have better cool names

Chunichi Dragons
Hanshin Tigers
Hiroshima Toyo Carp (Mazda Team)
Yokohama DeNA BayStars
Yomiuri Giants
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Chiba Lotte Marines
Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks
Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters (Ohtani Ex-Team)
Orix Buffaloes
Saitama Seibu Lions
Tohoku Rakuten (Golden) Eagles

Hey card guy do you have any Luis Sojo?

>a fucking sock

>Gnats

Imagine having this pic saved on your computer.

rent-free

Worse, imagine taking that picture to a ballgame so everyone can see how much of a fat loser you are

How much free space in your head do you give to anime, rent free?

I jerk off to it everyday.

>he's THIS mad
I can't imagine being a fatass and having no idea how to hide their own powerlevel in public

Mad at dah Cubs

>he's so embarrassed at his own weight issues and lack of self awareness that he can only respond in "u mad"
Be glad other anons. Be glad you will never be THIS pathetic

Mad at dah Cubs

The Cubs live in Boystown off free-beer, rent free.

>watch maybe 2 regular season games and a handful of playoff regular season games in FULL a season
>still fall asleep watching this everynight because their baseball analyst shows are very comfy to me

late night late inning games are the best, sometimes i look for them on the scoreboard and get the games stream even if its a couple 'literally who' teams

Nats desu senpai

>gnats

Fuck off man that isn't a nice thing to say!!

>gnats

>t. cusb lifelonger FAGGTOS!!!!

>jints

The Giants are shit.

>doylers

rags

Wrong sport.

Wrong sport.

They aren't even the gnats, that's the giants.

This lol newf*gs can't get right

Those aren't the Giants, that's the Dodgers mascot eagle, nicknamed Doyler.

Newfags don't even know that, you're wasting your breath.

They really changed up Mr. Met's look.

>gnats

For as long as ive known the nationals have been the gnats. You best watch youre fuccin mouth kid

THOME
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Nice try lifelonger newfag, the giants were always the gnats

>dicks herpes

You can't fool anyone newfag falseflagger, the jints have always been >CVS

i remember meeting him outside us cellular when i was a kid. i waited all night for him and he signed my glove through the chain link fence. its definitely faded over the years though

>Doylers

athlete autographs never made sense

Yeah but they made a lotta dollars though tss

>doyles

How dare you talk about the LA Dildos like that!

Hey, watch what you say about my Tampa Bay Angel-Ray's (aka the A's) of Los Angeles

>They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Press F to pay respect

F

RIP IN RIP Oscar Gamble

>/mlb/ - Ghost baseball players
Congrats OP, you're a murderer.

F

>lifelong cubs fan is killing former cubs players
damn

No wonder his name sounded familiar

>No baseball team called the Dullahans which reaps the souls of opposing and retired players.
Why live?

>walgreens
>nlds chokers

>mfw baseball is on off-season and you dont know what to do

at least the pre-season starts tomrrow

lol

With the amount of flaseflaging, I think we're going to see a quadruple false flag before this off season is over Asian Guy.

That's a fair prediction. But I believe we'll see quintuple with the way all is lined up.

is this a quadruple false flag?

Triple, but close.

It's a quintuple false flag

pls explain

at least i hope so

>quadruple
Nothing new, along with the triple reverse.

>quintuple
Mankind dare not speak of such things.

James Shields

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