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>The MMA Hour - 01/29/18
youtube.com/watch?v=iGTG5KyhDcs
>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/29/18
youtube.com/watch?v=EMFQy60RPDQ

/mma/ News:
>UFC 220 salaries
mmafighting.com/2018/1/30/16952930/ufc-220-salaries-stipe-miocic-cashes-event-high-purse-for-record-breaking-title-defense

>Amanda Nunes unsure why Cris Cyborg champ-vs.-champ negotiations are dragging
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/amanda-nunes-cris-cyborg-ufc-title-champion-negotiations-dragging

>Khabib Nurmagomedov: ‘No way’ will I let Conor McGregor fight for UFC title when I beat Tony Ferguson
mmafighting.com/2018/1/29/16947062/khabib-nurmagomedov-no-way-will-i-let-conor-mcgregor-fight-for-ufc-title-when-i-beat-tony-ferguson

>PFL announces 2018 events and broadcast deal with NBC Sports Group and Facebook
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/pfl-2018-broadcast-deal-events-nbc-sports-group-facebook

>Recommended viewing from past week: LFA, ACB, plus an appearance by Bob Sapp
mmafighting.com/2018/1/29/16944350/missed-fists-recommended-viewing-from-lfa-acb-plus-an-appearance-by-bob-sapp

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mmajunkie.com/2018/01/ufc-on-fox-tv-deal-new-lows-dana-white
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brendan "peter" schaub

I would nut inside of her if you know what i mean
If you speak my english

michael "RAJUN CAJUN" bisping

Who is your favorite woman to compete in the UFC?

Nice work on this thread kid.

Aspen """"WEW""""" Ladd
Bless buddeh, keep up the good work kid

thats a very nice logo. did you make it?

I'm not crying I've got dust in my eye, thank you young man!

Great OP BUDDEH

Top NOTCH V I N N Y would approve I can assure you.

...

heem.no/

fuck Cub Swanson

^de smug loser

take a screenshot

Cub Swanson is literally the GOAT and if you disagree you can unironically kick rocks you cazie scum.

sage northcutt on the phone to your fuckin bitch

what are you gonna do about it pussy?

Is Dagestan in Europe or do you just mean East Asian?

He's not black enough to take my girl

Call Barberena

it's an interior decorating website

is cub a bad grappler or is ortega just that good?

I could unironically heem that literal lightweight

i dream about me and sage going trough the neighborhood ringing on random people doors then hiding and giggling

Where is Black Star! I am worried

you have to give kailin curran one more ufc fight: who should it be against?

where's spain

Boys, this select each square verification is killing me.
Why did they remove the legacy one

sage the type of nigga to slap your fuckin lights out just for lookin him in the eye while he gropes your girl's ass, you fat little bitch

Since 13 i train hard
just to reach the top
Blood sweat and tears
Ima give you everything i got
Before i ever knew my dreams would come true
I was stuck in the streets barely making it through
Where i come from it's death or it's jail for the crew
If it wasn't for rener gracie i might be there too
But through it all he was right there to see me through
So when we in the octagon it's just me no you

Who is the tallest woman fighter?

mmanytt.com/latest-news/derrick-lewis-rips-francis-ngannou-40-years-old-juiced/

>That motherf***er is at least 40,” Lewis later added.
>They say he was homeless so he probably don’t even know. Tell me where his birth certificate is at.
>He’s 40 man, juiced up. They say he’s younger than me, there’s no way he’s younger than me.

Is he right?

an African sportsman lying about his age to get a contract??????
well i never!!

Overeem said the same

What? Fuck im only taller than one girl in that picture, time to end it lads

Let me ask you something Joe, how many hours a day do you think the average Sup Forums user spends per day posting not only on Sup Forums?

>uh I don't know but if I could guess I'd say something between 3-5

Incorrect Joe, the average Sup Forums user spends approximately 8-10 hours a day here. This doesn't take into account hours spent on other places on the internet like reddit, youtube, tumblr or the myriad of disgusting porn sites they visit. But 8-10 hours here. I'll get to my point very soon but are you following my train of thought so far?

>wow that's ridiculous man, you know I saw this study once about chimpanzees...hey Jamie could you pull up that article about chimps and how they spend their leisure time sniffing each other's butts

mmm yes, fascinating isnt it? so as I was saying the average Sup Forums neckbeard spends 10 hours here, and that sounds like a lot doesn't it but if we were to separate it into 3 hours in the morning, 3 hours in the afternoon, 3 hours at night then it sounds a bit reasonable right? Except it doesn't. What's the hourly minimum wage in America Joe?

>uh I think it varies in some states but I'd have to say probably $10 or $12 but I'm not sure

Okay let's assume they earn $20 Joe, although I think that's a really meager amount; what's 20 times 10 Joe?

>200?

Correct. so $200 a day multiplied by 7 days a week. That's $1400 multiplied by the number of weeks in a year which is 52, and you get $72800 a year, now multiple that by 10 and you get $728,000. That's close to a $1 million dollars Joe, and that's a very conservative figure Joe. Keep in mind none of these posters have any bills or taxes to pay if they're posting here in the middle of a work-day. Assuming they invested some of that money in crypto-currency in 2010 they'd be billionaires right now Joe.

10 years spent on this cesspool has potentially cost them billions, most of them are probably deep in debt or don't have a penny to their name, fascinating right?

sage the type of nigga to beat up two guys to break up a fight

>at least 40
lol

lmmfao

shieet nigga you at least 40

...

6/10 didn't quite get the mannerisms of Danaher right, in my opinion.

youtube.com/watch?v=I65t6lh3kGA

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nah 8/10 for being on point Peterson episode was like 15 hours ago.

mmajunkie.com/2018/01/ufc-on-fox-tv-deal-new-lows-dana-white

who is the most intelligent mma fighter?

YEEEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

weird how these African whizzkids are so much better than European kids but it balances out by the time they're in their 20s.

why aren't designer steroids a thing in ufc?
or are they?

funny how there are no good black players over 30
funny how millions of africans lie about their age in order to enter Europe and sign professional sports contracts

People were saying Mcgregor was going to win the war of words but honestly I remember more of Floyd's lines

the ufc doesnt pay well enough

ok now fight someone instead of making hype-vids you illiterate ape

He will. In the new UFC game.

yeah i posted this the other day, i barely remember any of Gooby's lines at all.
i'm not sure if floyd's are more memorable because they're so bad though, like at the time they were just so ridiculous but they've since been memed into popular phrases.
>home cooked meal
>YEAAHHHH!!!!!!
>all work is what?
>hard work!
>the money team song
>form voltron
>mctapper meme

>tfw you realise that's why balotelli was so good
>everyone adds a "He's young" coefficient to excuse any flaws he had that wouldn't be forgiven if he was 27

Reminder Danaher logic is why Stipe won:

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/80993177/#80994258

WHat's your favourite Olympic event?

Mine's the javelin throw

>instead of fight night they come out with absolutely terrible never improving mma games

eat shit,EA

>balotelli
Born in Italy (Palermo is basically Africa, but still).

>Ayooo play the stripper his song *throws singles at conor*
>Dana white me and you don't gotta wear suits, Dana white me and you are rich

I wanna heem Peterson really fucking bad
In terms of easily digestible life advice (take responsibility for your individual actions), the dude's alright.
In terms of waxing poetic about philosophical concepts, the dude is a complete fuckhead. He needs to stick to his field of study

Adopted
Ghanaian parents
No birth certificate

Joseph Minala has always been my favourite African meme player.
This nigga is supposedly 17 years old.

Fight Night games were so much better than the gumby footage I see in the UFC games

i just don't understand how they manage to make them worse than the previous games

spergy did you get a full time job yet or what

Also, Ostovich is overrated, not even that hot

Adopted by an Italian family, born to Ghanaian parents but in a NHS-like hospital in Italy. No shenanigans about his age, he's just a retard.

i have 2 jobs. 1 full time my guy

Boxing games I imagine would be way easier to do. When I used to play a lot last year I'd still get immediate match-ups online.

so black DOES crack

Reckon Song lied about his age desu. Arselel are letting him train with them after he was released by Rubin Kazan. Supposedly he is 30.

>Also, Ostovich is overrated, not even that hot
/heem/ is a heterosexual general, friend.

why is this thread about african soccer players?

because Derrick Lewis claims Ngannou is lying about his age which is a common trait amongst young African players.
Pretty easy if you read like 4 or 5 posts.

Also I want Rachel to rape me.

I want to see Lewis, fight Mbongo, in a 5 rounder tbhwf. It would be hilarious if it went past the first round.

"You better redeem yourself before you heem yourself"
- what I say to people in the street who look at me the wrong way

How do you rate it?

there are 3 bongs itt. #rare

Implants? Weight cut? What's the story I need to know.

only 1 bonger tho
/OurBonger/

About as good as your promo vid

implants obviously my guy. no fighter has tits at weigh ins unless its featherweight or above

How did the UFC on FOX go from groundbreaking game-changer to a lackluster series that pulls in about as many viewers as a “Will & Grace” rerun?

Why would Ngannou lie about his age? Lol I remember Reem said the same thing and ended up getting destroyed

Kek

>implants
>on a ladyboy
Incredible IQ.

Cub is right about Ortega.
He's not that good.
He's a cut-babby while Cub is a natural featherweight. Likely came in much heavier and stronger than Cub, which gives you a bigger advantage in grappling than it does in the striking.
Everyone who rolled even a little bit knows that between equally skilled fighters, the heavier, taller man will usually win BJJ.
Ortega's greatest skill is in cutting weight so he could slap guillotines on manlets. If he fought at his natural weight at LW/WW, he would get immediately exposed by unranked opponents.

to get Dana's hype behind him of course.
If Ngannou was 40 then people wouldn't be going as crazy for him as they did prior to 220.

He doesn't look 40 though lol Derrick Lewis is a bum the fact that he's a top 10 HW in the world shows how weak that division is

I've heard Romero is 5 years older than what he says which sounds even crazier now than a decade ago when I first heard it

Ortega is 5'8 and skinnyfat my guy. Cub lost to a superior grappler. Get over it.

Almost as pathetic as McGregor apologists who claim Nate is some giant.

Oh for sure that's why he weighed in at 144.8

low test detected

Thanks man, I thought that the photo with tits was from some appearance or something when she was at her normal weight. Those implants look very discount btw.

Because a 31-year old HW challenger with 4 years of training is still a 'prospect' (speaks to the state of the division, but whatever). A 40-year old challenger is a guy getting his only shot ever.

She's such a breeding sow.

I think Romero is actually younger

Now that he's aged to 40 I think it was a meme to begin with. I have no idea how old he is, he's a freak.

Agreed.

UFC is too bloated so too many shit cards and literal whos so cazzies dont get attached

I agree really, UFC is very bloated now

clean fighter vs. roider: who will win?

There has been a rumor going around the UFC that Bisping was actually blind in his left eye even before he was on TUF. He kept it a secret because he didn't want to diminish his opponents efforts against him. Pretty amazing desu. I expect he would lie about his right eye too if we couldn't see that its fucked.

the tits were brand new back then. they dont drop for like 6 months