TOTTENHAM vs MANCHESTER UNITED - Official Match Thread #1

Kick Off: 20:00 GMT

>Lloris, Trippier, Vertonghen, Sanchez, Davies, Dier, Dembele, Alli, Eriksen, Son, Kane.
Subs: Vorm, Rose, Lamela, Wanyama, Sissoko, Llorente, Walker-Peters

>De Gea, Jones, Smalling, Young, Valencia, Matic, Pogba, Martial, Lingard, Sanchez, Lukaku.
Subs: Romero, Rojo, Mata, Rashford, Herrera, Shaw, Fellaini.

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>Trippier over Aurier

FUUUUUCK

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well?

Aurier and Trippyshit are not EVEN a patch on Walker

50 million was a bargain.

>smalling

gf just snapped me this lads.

>snapped

cringe

Sanshit AND Pookaku. Who will lose the ball more times?

>Pogba, Martial, Lingard, Sanchez, Lukaku.
B-b-but Alexis was going to k-k-keep Martial out of the s-s-side

Sanchez 3 assists

thats a whale my man

dem quads

also when was the last time Pochettino won from Mou?

fuck is wrong with her body?, her proportions are all messed up, also no tits butas a fellow britbong im afraid i have to give her a 7/10 sorry.

Lloris < De Gay
Trippier < Valencia
Vertonghen > Jones
Sanchez > Smalling
Davies > Young
Dier < Pogba
Dembele > Matic
Alli > Lingard
Eriksen > Martial
Son < Sanchez
Kane > Lukaku

you'd know u fat cunt LOL

>Jews win
>Poos win
>draw

which are we rooting for here?

UUUNNNNNNNGHHH

>what is wrong with her body

mainly the morbid obesity

>ass

Moon is fucking yuge

Who /BT/ here?
So much better than Sky and half the price. Sign up now!

baps

LOL

STOP the F A T T posting desu

>my name is sundae spelt like the ice cream dessert which is my favourite by the way

2017 I think, Spurs beat Man United at home

spuds always bottle it against the customers no matter what.

>they want to charge £33/month
nah. I'd rather have a piece of shit stream

if anybody form the last thread rememebrs me i got a mixed kebab. Thanks.

Last season after Mouyes had given up on the league

What is it mixed with?

chicken shish and naan

BT should make Harry Redknapp offer his analysis through a car window in honour of deadline day.

>Alli > Lingard

Top fucking kek

How old is this pic now?

Cringe

lukaku is terrible isn't he

meant donner

Lingard the best youth prospect in the world right now.

A white male?

Why do you hate Sanchez so much, Chilefam?

He got fat.

why do spurs need moura when the have son?

>youth
Bait?

>right now
Yes, exactly.

He is 25, Sanjay

Spurs have come a long way, even Fergie couldn't get Lucas Moura to join United.

Moura will father the wing better than Son.

lucas moura is younger than jesse lingard

wtf

>Romero will be Argentina's starting GK even though he's barely playing this season

Should United splash the cash and sign him?

>your Dele Allis, your Eriksens, your Sons

----------Dier-----Alli
Lucas----Eriksen----Son
--------------Kane----------

cracking signing for 25m when you look at the state of the transfer market right now
he has more potential than sanchez

no they have Shaw

...

*braps*

kek

At least half a decade? She's a fucking whale now. SAD

Picking on form is silly. As long as he plays well for you, it doesn't matter if he plays regularly or not.

He spends the majority of the time on deansgate locks offering lads tenners for a squeeze of their arse. Hes unironically asked me before.

/Hayley/

Realz? She would fit in this thread now. Post her whale pics here and keep reminding everyone how hot she used to be to get user really, really wound up.

why the fuck are people jerking off lingard so hard this season
he's fucking garbage ffs

Probably closer to a full decade now

Solid 7/10

wtf all these montages on btsport
literally youtube tier

he scored a couple of blooters

Is he better than Lingard?

Imagine not liking Jose. He's a sweetheart.

Aurier is recovering from an injury.

>janny

end it u midget

Thicc, post more.

Best part of this is toenails (not even a footfag), the rest is meh. Bottom tier SSN girl desu

gf just sent me this lads

>software reporter tool taking up 90% of CPU
why is windows 10 so fucking shit?

Yeah

Lingard is better than Messi m8

>she sent you a file with that filename
really firing up the neurons here

did you say yes?

Still on Windows 7 here, pham. Just upgraded to a ryzen 5 1600 and 1060

I don't want to remind myself.

are you a united supporter?

Crop for fucks sake

>Lingard is the English Iniesta
how do u lads say this unironically

She looks better now

>Dier < Pogba
>Dembele > Matic

Wrong comparison mate, it should be
Dembele < Pogba
Dier = Matic

I just know user is getting really mad now.

mom just sent me this

That's old she isn't that big now

>BT Sport
>no Mcmananananaman
bliss

>more psychotic Michael Owen

I am ready.

I'm either an Arseshit, Man shitty or Poonited.

Either that or a Wembley local

probably both tbf

>kamila
Why do brits women tend to have hispanic/russian names? I noticed there are plenty of marinas as well

Could easily be on commentary. It'll be him or Hargreaves. Or Savage.

fuck off bender

Anyone watching MUTV right now? This Mata interview is pretty good

Don't think I've ever seen iniesta score a goal in the premier league. Bald fraud.

Is that your 14 year old sister?

He's actually pretty good though, does a lot of unselfish work on the pitch with his workrate and drags defenders out of position, also only scores fantastic goals, he'll be in double figures for goals and assists come end of the season. He's the perfect squad player.

Why are United fans so utterly obsessed with Liverpool FC?