Why are the British parading this goblin around in their advertisements?
Why are the British parading this goblin around in their advertisements?
It was literally one advert
So idiots like you talk about it and increase brand awareness.
Because they created it for the Special Olympics and they can't be assed to create new ones. They're using adverts they created from 5 years ago as well.
>Literally has the product and the logo in the picture used
You're doing their job for them :^)
DOBIE!
You know how in the ad she says she got the bestmans number? Just think about that in real life. A man (lets assume he's normal) has asked for the number of a crippled child sized midget, presumably for the intention of a date and/or sexual liaison. Everyone would think the guy is a freak.
>one advert
Maybe with kuato there, but there was an entire campaign
> Laughs about crushing the bride's foot at her wedding
>Boasts about getting the best mans number
>Literally looks like an extra from 300
>Really makes me wants some Maltesers
because the jews want us weak and they have promoted a culture of victimism in wich the lowest common denomitor is now praised
Crippled people need loving, too.
>I got the best man's number!
No you didn't you fucking lying bitch.
He's a pedo
>this thread
thats just an ordinary british woman.
She did in her fuck get the best mans number
Sick of seeing this bloody troll
Paralympics but yeah
NO THEY NEED TO BE DROWN
>i got the best mans number
anyone desiring to fuck a malformed midget is mentally ill. perhaps even more so than a paedo. at least kids are fully human
I don't know she looks like she's got good tits.
Why isn't there any body positivity about men/ disabled men?
Maisie looks cute as a blonde!
This one wasn't so bad. The invalid came off as likable and you could imagine that here boyfriend was also an invalid or just ugly.
Because the English are in a race to see who's the most tolerant and accepting person in the world. They would gladly shut off all ties to reality to get even the tiniest nugget of self esteem by pretending this horribly disfigured cripple is the same as every other sassy sexually active feminist. They need to keep their cripples, niggers and women in their places imo.
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Can't forget that she's speaking to a BMWF interracial couple soon to be married
The woods are lovely, dark and deep
would you watch her getting gangbanged by three niggers with huge cocks?
>I deserve x
>I want x but don't want to work towards obtaining it so I'll post on the internet about how unfair life is instead
Can someone post the ads?
your dad didnt mind that about your mom.
And people will still believe women aren't living life on easy mode
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Isn't it some sort of double standard that cripples make lewd implications about handjobs in ads for general audiences but you wouldn't have just some regular women going on about wanking some guy off
How the fuck does Jemma Suicide not have a better career than part time stripper and many vid level porn. Bitch just must not even be trying.
Yes. They were a campaign for the Paraolympics. Which gave them a defence mechanism to criticism. People didn't like the handjob implication one. I found it pretty disgusting. I don't want somebody to imitate ejaculation with a packet of Malteasers, thanks. That's not what I want to think about when eating chocolate.
Political Correctness™ is a war against noticing.
Maybe but I don't think it's something worth caring about
same chick as pic related?
Channel 4 now has a literal retard doing voiceovers, Kek
ngl, those tits are fantatsic
>people think I'm attractive
It doesn't count when your parents say it
Wow that's pretty.
She like a 0.10/0.10.
I'd want that if I were a midget.
kek
Too attractive, but also a freak
People don't want to see freaks that also make them feel ugly
Is that Maisie?
>i got the best mans number
no you didnt you little fucking troglodyte dont lie to me
fucking hell
More like she got married.
>being fat = being disabled
Nice bait, loser.
thats a hot chick shrunk down though
the melted candle with eyes in the advert looks like a shredded wheat with wheels and a spring onion for a head
I don't get it. What's wrong with disabled people? Are you just trying to be edgy?
I think I just answered my own question.
>great tits
>great ass
>great face
>size of a child but looks like an adult
the perfect woman
the bitch has brittle bone disease
even if the best man gave her a rodding she'd crumble like a quail in a vice
>am freak mess
>am have full rich life
when will this meme end
Mr Maltesers pls go.
Hello new fetish
but they gotta pay.
Stop bullying this poor woman Sup Forums
You'd be so lucky pulling a dish like her you fucks
>What's wrong with disabled people?
Whatever their disability is, obviously.
Basement dwelling neckbeards jelly that people with actual physical deformities can get laid but they can't
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she's a 10/10 there
But is she more or less annoying than the Money Supermarket commercials with the builders and guys in suits?
>i have blonde hair and blue eyes
>looks like a shredded wheat with wheels
I feel like shit for laughing at this
Less so. I haven't seen any of these Malteasers ads in a while but when they were on a bunch of times I never turned it over. Whenever those Money Supermarket ads come on I switch over immediately.
Do you honestly find that thing attractive?
Get rekt OP you goblin
>tfw this thing have a easier time find a partner than I do
It's because she's a woman, isn't it?
GO COMPARE! GO COMPARE!
>Drinks one alchopop
>her deformed body can't cope with all the alchohol
>passes out on the stick
>crushes the brides foot
>rams into the cake
>destroys all the food
>best man gives her a number for a taxi to get her the fuck out
>eats malteasers and brags abou ruining her mates wedding but its ok because she's disabled
>MALTEASERS
Because men either work to get their problems fixed or simply embrace their problems and learn to live with them if they are not fixable or they can't/don't want to fix them for one reason or another.
>Fat men: Either work their asses out to lose fat or simply stay fat and give no fucks.
>Fat women: Either work to lose fat or stay fat and start a crusade trying to convince everyone that fat is the best thing ever and that men MUST like them too because not doing so is bodyshaming. All while they spend the day bashing thin girls.
FUCKING K E K
Good one user.
Looks like someone escaped the Black Lodge...
Absolutely correct.
Living as a woman is life on easy mode. It's the single reason so many men get triggerd by feminism. They have everything and want more more more.
Disabled people also eat malteasers, but go and ahead and make life even shitter by calling her names. Good lad.
>she gets laid and I can't
REEEEEEEEEEEEE KILLL MEEEE
People aren't complaining about a disabled person being in it
It's the content
>starts bitching
>gets put in closet
>Samantha browses Sup Forums
iwtftm
>parading this goblin around
This is a 8/10 in Bongland
this
Not to mention banging on a table incredibly loudly in a public food court for no reason.
>You are so naughty you are, aren't you? yes you are! yes you are! Who's a naughty little disabled. You aren't invited to my wedding!
>No seriously you aren't coming.
Look around the cafeteria
There's a Muslim with a white woman and an African with a white woman not to mention the ethnic marrying the white woman in the video
Not a stormweenie or a drumpfkn or a hydekin but it's getting pretty in your face at this rate
10 out of 10, would snap pelvis
>my face is down here
>ITT: Bitter neckbearded NEETS who need to mock people with literal physical deformities to make themselves feel better about their pathetic lives
the only time I ever see tv ads anymore is on Sup Forums. seen some try hard ones in my time but this might take it all. I hate the reactions of the two people more than the girl herself. Its an over the top, camp reaction thats meant to be down to earth but everyone just finds tragic.
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It's so incredibly patronising
>white guy pulling a face that looks like Rick Grimes when he thought babby had been eaten and is crying to Carl
What did she say to him?
How did you know?
The tragedy of this is its not funny. Not clever or anything. Its just inserting someone disabled into a wank script and apparently Im meant to find this inspiring.
Work in a comedy bar in the UK and we have had some quality disabled sets. Wheelchairs, cerebral palsy, dwarfism etc. Theyre usually really good and can deliver a solid 10 minute set thats a mix of self depreciation and observational humour thats GENUINELY touching. Wouldnt be able to carry a tour but good for what it is
Why not get one of those guys on? Oh right youre just meant to pretend its all 'normal' and thats it
>>this is a 10/10 in bongland
Dream on, white boy.
DEGENERATE SHIT