User, we can't hire you...

>user, we can't hire you. We purchased your internet history from your ISP and found over one thousand individual instances of "Bane" and "For you" posts. Your taste in film is also suspect, and your one-sided rivalry with Marvel is, frankly, very concerning. We recommend you see a psychiatrist.

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searchinternethistory.com
wired.com/2013/07/we-need-to-stop-focusing-on-just-cable-companies-and-blame-local-government-for-dismal-broadband-competition/
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steganography
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

But seriously, this is pretty fucked-up. What is the world becoming?

>the future for all amerikuks

enjoy yer freedumbs you stupid kuks before a drone kills you

>implying this is a bad thing
It's fucking great
This election has made me also understand why hitler/nazis had lists for everything too

Well i voted Trump he'll save us.. r-right bro's?

Oh so you don't mind all of the pirating? That's nice to know at least.

>american """"""""""""freedom"""""""""""""""""
>american """"""""""""privacy"""""""""""""""""

Has already said he'll be signing it into law, cuck.

You like having your rights taken away?

topcuck

>user, we're looking at your favorite movies list here, and we're quite concerned that the representation of females, POCs and people of the LGBT community are seriously lacking in your picks.

Well i voted Trump he'll make sure to do the right thing an- nevermind.. i never voted trump

searchinternethistory.com

we were already fucked to begin with, long before drumpydiapers got into office

Westboro Church was right, the US really is a worthless faggot country.

>your one-sided rivalry with Marvel is
DC, the academy, this made up user... These guys can't catch a break!

You can easily opt out by contacting your service providers brainlets

But I watch blacked porn all the time!

Yeah, I'm sure that works, too.

>we noticed you like to post on the underground alt-right hacker forum Sup Forums
>i'm sorry but we have no tolerance for neo-nazi white supremacists at this organization

>Of course, user. Thank you for being a loyal customer and contacting us about this issue. As you know, your privacy is of our utmost concern. Your monthly bill has been updated to reflect the new $85 "privacy protection charge".

what the actual fug
I guess Season 20 of South Park isn't that shitty anymore.

>user we noticed you have a high search history for the term BLACKED
>Do you mind explaining that to us?

Nobody (left or right) has any scruples anymore. Anything and everything is for sale.

It's the ISP that decides whether you're allowed to opt out or not. They have no responsibility to inform the customers about the option. They can also change their mind at any point, again, without informing the customers.

use ssl you stupid fucks

>We bought you internet history and can see you voted Trump
>The authorities are outside ready to take you to jail
>get the fuck out of my office

You clearly don't know how the internet works and didn't read the shit articles about this whole thing clearly.

The rules that got repealed were not even in action, they would have been by the end of 2018. Did you happen to read that? Of course you didn't because you're an idiot. You know how those new rules that were voted on last year were supposed to help us? Well from the beginning of the internet until last year those rules did not exist. Did anyone care? Nah, but since trump appointed that new FCC guy then every libshit cares.

Literally kys

>employer finds the BLACKED subscription

>this hasn't already been happening for years haha!

>>home of the brave

topkek.
yankee go home & take your military with you.

>we noticed you like to post on the underground alt-right hacker forum Sup Forums
>you are either joining our netsec as a consultant or going to prison
>the choice is yours
>you spend years convincing them that frogposts are elaborate encrypted archives

>>he thinks his isp cant see his traffic

point & laugh at the amerikuk every1

>user we noticed you have over 2,000 posts on the site Sup Forums.org/pol/ and nearly all of them contain nazi propaganda and white hate

>google and pretty much every social media has being doing it for years
>suddenly it becomes a problem when the government let the ISP do it as well
I don't get it.

>employer finds the inflation porn DeviantArt account

>isp find all my porn sites
>tells mommy

What did r/The_Donald mean by this?

>sir, we've identified a peculiar pattern in your internet history. It seems as if you spend hundreds of hours on a Malaysian frog fishing forum posting thousands of pictures of sexually suggestive young girls along with vaguely pedophilic captions.
>We're sorry, but this preschool teaching position is not for you.

>Google has access to Google properties
>Facebook has access to Facebook properties
>ISP has access to everything
How hard is this for people to understand?

I voted Trump.. have i been scammed?

The other option was still Hillary, you'd have been scammed either way.

BUT TRUMP

The real solution is to DEREGULATE government created local monopolies to allow real competition in ISPs.

The main reason there's so few choices because these large corporations have government power.

wired.com/2013/07/we-need-to-stop-focusing-on-just-cable-companies-and-blame-local-government-for-dismal-broadband-competition/

>I see here that you have over 2000 records of posting "praise kek" on politically incorrect section of a taiwanese silk weaving forum. Can you elaborate?

we deserve a leader that is male, charismatic, good looking, has good ideals, can unite the american people together and cares only for making the country better and isn't corrupt.

our country deserves better.

>taiwanese silk weaving forum
this meme was never funny

fuck off Sup Forums

There's nothing wrong with interracial couples. My bf and I are incredibly happy.

>How to get a lawsuit for religious discrimination in hiring

Just use a VPN idiots.

Not that hard.

>bawwww I can't afford 3 dollars a month

You don't get it do you?

the point is we shouldn't have to resort to that.

Deregulate telecom so companies that do bullshit like this go out of business.

Allow real competition.

>3 dollar VPN

You're the one getting scammed.

>to have 3 dollars you need a job
>job will check your ISP info
Guess I'll stay a NEET forever and starve then.

>3 dollar vpns

BAHAHAHAHA. Let me guess
you use tor too?

>the point is we shouldn't have to resort to that.
What? lol

It wouldn't even happen if we had a free market in telecommunications.

There would be countless ISPs to choose from and that ones that tried to fuck over consumers would lose business and be forced to not sell privacy info.

No actually, the ISP can easily just say "no", and what are you gonna do?

That's why I have a local independent ISP. The speeds arent as good (until they lay Fiber), but at least they don't sell my shit or care about torrenting.

Of all of the GOOD deregulations that help consumers Trump could possibly be doing, he deregulates the one regulation that is is maybe helping consumers.

No more good boy points for a week, young man!

>That's why I have a local independent ISP.
Why the fuck doesn't everyone just use local ISPs like this?

uh it's italian for go liberals!

A country for sociopaths by sociopaths

i lost hope a long time ago.

>user, we've been going through your roblox chat logs and have decided not to hire you

>Why the fuck doesn't everyone just use local ISPs like this?

Because starting a new ISP costs a shit load of money

can i purchase redwoods internet history? i am 99% sure hes a pedo

>tfw just remembered I did a google search for "Grandpas fucking trannys" just this morning

I'm "user said this was a joke"ing my way through all this shit.

>Trump SAYS he is getting spied on and complains
>Proceeds to let normal folk let their privacy get spied on

Its hard to be a trump supporter and see him double back on his own words

>4/10 "woman"
>7/10 man
Why is this allowed?

That's why we need local isp deregulations so it will become really cheap to start a new isp.

>complaining about my baneposting
>not my obsession with Sasha Grey pornography
>not all those gruesome videos on liveleak
>not my internet girlfriend
it's not funny if it's not realistic

>7/10 man
dude looks like the crimson chin

those are some uncanny valley looking "people"

>entire infrastructure and all data goes through nsa server farms for two decades
>as soon as trump is elected suddenly liberals care

why can't we just nuke america off the map already

>deregulations
Won't happen, go back to wherever you come from

>implying bane posting is the worst thing they could dig up
If they can see my old Sup Forums and Sup Forums history I would be pretty fucked

HAHAHAHAHAH

>don't blame me, *I* voted Kodos


>american """freedom"""

Cause most areas don't have that option. Only reason mine still exists is because of a strong community and the fact that they predated mainstream internet. They were founded in like 91 I think.

I warned you dummies about voting for that fucking kike. You reap what you sow. inb4 some alt-right mental midget says something about MUH HILSHILL. I warned you about voting for that cunt and Johnson and Stein too.

not him but i'm a retard when it comes to technology. what's wrong with TOR?

You can care about both...

the governments are forcing isps to do it

they waste a lot of money on it

google etc have also been doing it because the government told them to

this has been going on for 20 years. this isn't news

>when the interviewer gives you a wink while looking at your porn internet history

How fucked are you?

is he black?

I can easily avoid google and social media dipshit.
I have no other choice for ISP.

>Won't happen
It might happen under Trump though.

It's the ONLY thing that will free us from these large corporations and liberals are too stupid to see it.

>Cause most areas don't have that option.
If local monopolies were deregulated, most areas would have local isps.

wired.com/2013/07/we-need-to-stop-focusing-on-just-cable-companies-and-blame-local-government-for-dismal-broadband-competition/

>amerisharts

Don't try to tell alt-right faggots that they can use their brain for anything other than sucking Trump's jewcock, it short circuits them and turns them into screeching autists.

Some of them are
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steganography

It's funny to joke about, but unlikely to happen for most people. I could see them pulling your shit if you worked with something really sensitive, but it's time and money that's not worth spending on the average prole.

>It might happen under Trump though.
It will never H A P P E N


Not even joking.

>american """"""""""politics""""""""""""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>I have a crystal ball and can tell the future

>mobile posting

That's not just America though. Voting is like that anywhere there are 2-4 party ballots. They give you the illusion of free choice but it's really all just a circlejerk of awful. You think Canada had fair elections? Germany? Anywhere in the EU? Don't get me started on the shitskin countries.

>We'd like to hire you user, we just have one quick question. What is "brrrraaaaaaaappppppp" and why did you post it so many times on a board called "tv"?

You actually think multi billion dollar companies are going to allow that?

You're some special kind of retard.

They'll just buy it in bulk or pay for access to bulk database similar to credit score or license plate scanning companies.
You won't even know it happened, some algorithm will red flag your application and they'll never call back.

Slower than a blowjob from my grandma.

>Its seems you us to browse Sup Forums
>Im sorry but you're too much of a sexist, bigot, islamaphobic, racist cis white male to work here

This is the future you picked

>user, we purchased your internet history from your ISP and found over one thousand individual instances of delicious pizza posts
>you can start on monday

this nobody gave 2 fucks about it when it was perfectly legal less than 8 years ago, becomes legal again it's the end of the fucking world.