Grocery bad has a giant baguette sticking out of it

>grocery bad has a giant baguette sticking out of it

>And your other baguette

Accurate to most of my grocery shopping

>scared protag points gun at villain
>"haha, do you even know how to use that thing"

>hungry protag points baguette at villain
>"haha, do you even know how to eat that thing"

>grocery bad
hahahaha how embarrassing, he can't even shitpost properly

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Kek

>protag gets head ripped in half by villian
>"haha... is that all you've got?"

J-just buying some groceries. . .

>shoots him in the leg
>OKAY OKAY, maybe we can work something out....

Is that from Spider-Man?

>character is much larger than another character in comparison

It's from Michael Clayton. It skewers the "normal grocery bag has a baguette sticking out" trope by having Tom Wilkinson carrying a paper bag filled with nothing but baguettes to show his mental state.

>his bag only has one baguette

>eating white bread
Spotted the BRAAAP poster

>character out shopping
>doesn't queue up to use the self service checkout even if the other tills are completely free

Looks like I was a little late to the party....

Mr Dimbleby, I'm CIA.

>>grocery bad has a giant baguette sticking out of it
I got back from Paris a few hours ago after a week there and can confirm this is true there

>character drops grocery bag
>aside from the baguette it contains a dozen different vegetables/fruit that are not in a baggies and a carton of milk

how the fuck do you finish all that before it goes stale

>character doesn't just order all his food online

You freeze it retard

>Americans put their bread in the fridge

>he doesn't buy baguettes
What a faguette

>that WAS my other baguette!

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>someone does something on a recorded video medium

Not knowing how to take a baguette home.

>side angle of characters talking in a car
>they get t-boned out of nowhere

>character looks at one thing online and then closes their laptop instead of spending all day shitposting

>character stops to feed baguette to a bird
>doesn't turn around to go buy another because it's the only reason he left the house