How Stronk is Sup Forums?

How prepared is Sup Forums for the happening?

>Ar and AK
>17 handguns
>over 8k rounds in aggregate

need moar long term food and water though

just let your enemies kill you

Frankly, it's not even Happening and I already wish they would.

I bench press 30 lbs + bar

I don't need to prepare, the government will take care of me

I squat 610

Got my coca leaves ready

I have a katana heirloom passed down to me since the sengoku era. I will be ready to defend myself.

I can do 40 push ups.

If you kill them, they win.

>gets shot

I'm a skinny manlet lad, I'm fucked

>Murricun
>Has guns
>Still gets shot
Kek

I don't lift and I think I'm suffering from low-T or cancer

doesn't matter though cause happenings are northern hemisphere events HA

Like... When you stand up and sit down?

Shit dude, do have a secret sword style that flashes through your head every time you swing it?

I'm 33 and have been training since age 20. I'm in amazing shape, life 4 days a week, and hike between 5-15 miles every weekend. I have 4 years worth of food supplies, renewable water source and filtration, plenty of weapons and ammunition. One problem: I live in a highly populated area. Solution: I own a 21 ft. boat capable of handling low / medium seas and live close to the marina.

You will die from cancer in your 40's.

>tfw have masculine facial features
>tfw weak body and autist with women

A shit existence

That's fine. I've lead a good life. I'm more likely to die of a heart attack though, I don't have any cancer in my family, but the men tend to die in their 60s from heart attacks. I keep good care of mine, so we'll see.

i am not ready, i have no weapons, if u guys don´t stop meme magic i will fucking die.

i'm mixed race

What's the point of having guns if nobody gets shot?

No, I bet he´s a slav.