I'm from the future, from 2021. Bernie has won and already turned back the ONLY thing Trump accomplished...

I'm from the future, from 2021. Bernie has won and already turned back the ONLY thing Trump accomplished, his executive orders. Transgendered people are protected now and free to live how god intended. Everyone has free healthcare. Free college coming soon. Bernie's VP, Elizabeth Warren, destroyed the southern concentration camps with the use of the US Army and has opened the borders for all freedom loving people to become American, just by entering the country, as the founding fathers said it should be.

Trump went on trial after his impeachment, and Bernie fast tracked his court hearings. Trump was found guilty of child molestation on 49 counts and 24 counts of rape. Proof of his collusion with China, Ukraine, Iran, and Russia came to light. His family turned on him during the trials and testified against him to save themselves. He hung himself in the same jail cell he had Epstein killed in.

Everyone is happy now. Anyone can smoke weed, cigarettes have been outlawed, and soda can only come in 12oz or less. We're the healthiest country. After we cut the military budget in half we used the other half to fully fund education everywhere, including the urban schools. The highest paid profession is now teacher and we are on the fast track to #1 in all education fields. Any Trump supporter was forgiven, only after they turned in their assault weapons to be destroyed, but not to be allowed to vote or own guns for the next 10 years for the damage done to the country. We are now running on 100% renewable energy, the climate crisis is in check, and Bernie even defeated ISIS in 30 days.

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Cool cool, but what about muh guns?

Bernie is finished in politics. He'll retire this year.

go back to tumblr and post your sonic fanfic there fag

Keep dreaming socialist commie , keep dreaming.

fucking trumpfag, bernie is our only hope for a universal basic pussy.

If you were a democrat you get to keep them.

Nice copypasta

He's still got brain function unlike Trump

>oranges oranges oranges

Not true...Bernie suffers a heart attack and dies on December 3rd 2019

Bernie's healthier than Trump

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Get bernie in there so we can get some of that universal healthcare so everyone can be more happy

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Nation of Islam has pledged to kill him if he becomes president

He will never hold office

Honorable Louis Farrakhan had stated this publicly

You should for once in your life walk in truth

Thankyou for your service.

Kek a whole lotta trumptards just got triggered so far out the ass they cant even

>socialist commie
Americans deserve to get nuked.

Murica.

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I can't believe someone wrote all that shit and didn't accidentally delete it from laughing so hard. Faux-cunt-haunts-us would have Bernie iced the day after the election IF that shit were true.

Bernie is a burned out socialist who will never rise beyond where he is, and the democrats can't win, period. They have no worthy players on the field this time, and Trump proved that even when they rig the election, they still lose.

November 2020 is going to to be orgasmic in that we'll see another round of tears and wailing and screaming and mental break downs.

Democrats cannot win on their radical ideas, because Americans don't want anything to do with that shit. The economy is humming right along, unemployment is low, and for once a politician has kept some of the promises they made.

Their only chance right now is impeachment, but they're going to get bitch slapped themselves with the criminal investigation into the FBI's witch hunt. It's a goddamned cold civil war right now.

Even if they pull off the impossible and get the Senate to remove him - it doesn't give the Dems the white house. It means President Michael Richard Pence - a far right Christian conservative. That is Trump's Trump Card - even if you remove him, you get someone far more conservative, from a hard line Christian background. The lefties heads would literally explode.

So the USA joined Canada?

The worst person you can lie to is yourself user

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>norway
They are all white.

>usa
...

tel that to your mom when she looks at you and thinks ‘he’s going to be ok’

wtf

Hahahahahahahahaha

>cigarettes are outlawed
What gay zoomer fantasy is this?

lol thinking anyone would do anything to america or a sitting president. Couldn't even get Obama outta there

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trump is trying to outlaw vapes...

It's about doing what's best for a society ma'am

The one where imma fucking your moms up the asshole

In a perfect world

Billionaire platinum pill (must see money advice)

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It's a nice story, but there is one minor problem. Trump is too much of a coward to hang himself.

burned by

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you faggots won't get what's coming to you, but you will grow up. I rejoice in that fact.

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Based Sowell.

Fuck communists and fuck bernie sanders.

Nice try. A civil war starts in 2021. Nice psyop, pussy.

>Norway
>tiny population compared to the US
>nearly completely white
Nice try, nigger.

Faggot

Kek have you been t9 Norway lately? That shit ain’t white

whites are the niggers of the world

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>Quoting Sowell
>Ignoring present-day socialism that benefits you
>Ignoring corporate welfare
Want to roll back existing socialism on principle? No fire department, publicly funded education, police, emergency rooms having to treat you?

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Yes in general. But Trumptards are the fecal matter of the white race. They are hated and laughed at even by republican lawmakers. I hope all of you die horribly and your children get hit by cars.

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>present day socialism
look up tax rates in the glorious EU you pine for. then look uo ownership of cars and homes in the glorious EU you pine for. lastly, kill yourself, leech. you're a lazy fuckfaggot who would rather argue with taxpayers like myself than get a job. look introspectively. your answer resides within.

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trump supporters are just brainwashed incels who finally found a dad who's proud of them

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look up the tax rates in the US during WW2

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Bernie is a senile faggot and fags are the plague of the earth. HIV cases are made up of 80% gay people despite them only constituting 2% of the population. That’s fucking nuts. Bernie is a pathetic socialist and there has never ever been a successful socialist country. You cannot take someone else’s stuff you ducking envious bastards

lol. reality check you spineless fucking cancer. I implore thee, open a book. learn something. anything. worker bee fucking faggot.

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Cancel my debt daddy

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good argument lol you sound like a high schooler

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>wartime reflects real time
you're lazy. you're an idealist. just like your university defrauding faggot daddy Bernie. kill yourself. right now. that would help the rest of us more than you EVER have.

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I'm sure that's true lol

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That tax rate from WW2 went until 1979, but nice try, obviously you studied at the school of facebook and majored in memes

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Lmao if you take healthcare into account (our taxes pay for that) you guys are paying way more. You just dont the same benefits back for it since you give all your taxes to rich arms dealers who are getting your soldiers killed in unnecessery wars. But keep voting for republicans like the retard you are. Youll die poor because you hit your foot once and cant pay a million dollars for an xray :)

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I'm sure you have a functioning self reflecting brain
oh..... wait
>went up again after another war
lol just end it

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incel alert!

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This was a terribly retarded reply to him. Just saying

send this to your daddy after you fill it out

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but..but..but joe rogain said healcar bad

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let this burn, then slow singe your insides you pie in the sky fucking nigger.
>I'm not even black!!!
you're more of a nigger than that nigger has ever been. kill yourself you anti American fucking tumor. no one in the real world wants you here. NO ONE.

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>universal basic pussy
i lol'd

>nigger nigger nigger nigger jew nigger
3edgy5me

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>you're a lazy fuckfaggot who would rather argue with taxpayers like myself than get a job.
Nice LARP. Keep sleeping in the class struggle.

That’s not an argument you just gave that was an ad hominem Fag

Keep being brainwashed Sup Forumsros lol your life must be shit

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>Implying Bernie isn't already dead and is nothing but a sockpuppet
Never gonna make it.

nigger is a state of mind. not a color. sooner you learn this, the sooner your country will stave off collapse. fucking parasite.
>class struggle
nice job showing your hand, /leftypol/
y'all need some good rope? I can afford it

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i don't agree with any of this.


but i'm tired of this shit.

i think the presidency is a waste a huge waste of time.


like literally...

Trump has taken ever news cycle for the past 3 years.

we should not even have a president anymore.

we're less productive than we've ever been policy-wise

except the entirety of europe, socialism seems to work well for them.

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Hey...Mr. President Trump the leader of the strongest army in the world is your President and if you live in another country then you’re his bitch

Give an example retard

>nigger nigger nigger oh jew jew parasite black nigger nigger

Look out for them sharp edges Mr. Strawman

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Take some basic econ classes

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You ignored the first question to fling red retarded shit everywhere. Again, would you give up existing socialism on principle? As you would've been against it before it was voted on.

2025 bitch nigga
IT DOESN'T WORK RETARD. JUST LIKE YOU.

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Alexa, what's the stupidest shit ever written?

you're a hominem

It looks like trump is getting a prostate exam.

>IT DOESN'T WORK RETARD.
Nice projection and non-answer. How come I can remain calm why you're losing your shit?
Remember nigger, you're a nigger to someone doing better than you. Wake up and smell the rose-shaped shit.

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Imagine having this saved on your computer

We already have free healthcare. At least everyone i know does

The scariest part of our modern political climate is that regardless as to whether or not this post is satire, I sincerely can not tell which it is and wouldn't be surprised either way.

That's truly terrifying.