Can someone buy me a pizza? or know a way to get free pizza

can someone buy me a pizza? or know a way to get free pizza

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What is you name, address and phone #?

Just order a ton of pizza for delivery from different places and claim you were pranked. Usually you get one for free.

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you have to do this now
record the shit for us and upload

dumpster diving

That's a good one, user. Want my SSN while you're at it too? Just forward OP the money...

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I'll mail you some, no SSN required. I just need your address

It also may take 8 - 10 weeks to get there

Put those lips to work.

I'm ready to send someone 3 large pizzas of their choice, just tell me where you want it from and what address

I can get you free Mcd's

Call the nearest one to you and say you've just been to the drive through for food, got home and realised youre missing *insert meal choice here* could you come collect

Go to restaurant, collect free meal.
Done this multiple times in various english speaking countries around europe.

Dont be greedy, be polite always get that sauce.

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Little Caesars
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

I expect it to be hot and ready when it arrives

Czech'd

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I would if I didn't recognize the address as soon as I read 16

Woops I meant 1700 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

I get the other asshole's mail all the time

Yeah nigguh im english and even i know thats where thats the taj mahal.

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Yes I know the secret pizza code that works on all websites for a free lrg pizza and 24 oz. Soda

Trust me , I'm a high level pizza industry employee with Top clearance

Well I'd hope you'd be English to post on this site and not Mexican or something

Get tits.

Once got free pizza while waiting in line at a 2 dollar/slice pizza place. My tits aren't great, they're full B cups. But I was wearing a tanktop, had my arms crossed and biting my lips because they were chapped. The boomer behind me offered to pay for my pizza.

So just get tits, get free pizza.

Nice

... I'll email you a free pizza if I can see them

i saw a literal group of homeless come out of a tent and get free dominos once.

i could be extremely crass and describe their race and attitude but i'd look bad. i just joined this honor's society and i'm very proud.

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As opposed to all the americans, canadians, any west indian country colonised by wither america or england, swiizrland, denmark and pretty much most of the world?

Nice try.

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The fuck is up with my spelling....

shit i'm so wasted i'm not sure how to spell "sure" (which just happened; i'm working too hard here) and i think it's honors but i typed honor's oh fuck. i even applied for a leadership position. i suck when i'm stoned as fuck and drunk.
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what was this thread again? pizza? with pepperoni? you want child porn girls with obvious herpes? that's fucked up bro.

You do realise the rest of the world gets internet right and not just england? And has people who speak more than one language and the ability to translate thise languages into english....

Man if I knew someone was really gonna send food is give out my info. Hate to find my mailbox stuffed with dragon dildos three days from now though...just four Moore dayyyysss.

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wouldn't they ask for receipt

If you're in the US, dumpster diving is your friend. I would send you some bitcoins but after so many exchanges collapsed I'm almost broke. pastebin wCPPpFAG

Tits or gtfo nigger

Hasnt happened yet, like i said be polite when speaking to them, you called from home youve laid the ground work just go and collect.

Ill send you one, just give me your address. NO JOKE

ill pay it with my credit card i'm not even in the US