How do you clean up your cum after you fap?

How do you clean up your cum after you fap?

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Go to bathroom>Water + Soap

>cum in hand
>eat it

I stretch out my foreskin to hold the discharge and deposit it in the toilet, the way God intended. Oh, you don’t have one?

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>cum
>put pants back on

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This
And this

I absolutely hate myself for being a degenerate

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I can't cum :(

Idk she usually just swallows

Oh wait, I misunderstood, how do I delete a post?

You either have tiny baby balls with little rabbit cum, or a small dick with so much foreskin you've never seen your cockhead. Which is it ?

cum in a little plastic tub, then empty it in the garden when its full and wash it out.

Swallow

>foreskin

Disgusting uncut fag.

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Easy

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i laughed loudly

might have to try this method sometime, see how cum is caught and how much is lost

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do it in the toliet then wipe up with toilet paper

I just cum inside my foreskin and then piss it all out

I'm usually made to lick it up

> (OP)
>I stretch out my foreskin to hold the discharge and deposit it in the toilet, the way God intended. Oh, you don’t have one?

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Just use a sock

Usually deposit my creamy load into a sock.

sellin that rerock

Neither. I always keep it pinched when I’m jerking it because, well, that’s where all the nerve endings are.

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Rub it into the skin its a superior moisturizer

same

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I let it soak into my underwear, wipe my hands on the sides of my underwear, pull pants up - good to go.

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The nurse collects every bit she can for donation. I don't have to do it. None is wasted.

same Sup Forumsrother

Use a towel. If you use water, make sure it's cold water so the cum doesn't smear and get weird.

cum, wipe with a sock, turn the sock inside out and tuck at bottom of my dirty clothes bin

>small towel on chest.
>come.
>fold up.
>go back to sleep.

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Just don't miss

i bring a glass and position it slightly tilted and aim with my dick as i cum and shoot into the glass lol i accidentally put it away on my desk and drank from it once though so it's a bit risky

Is none of you simply cumming into a tissue, you fucking savages?
Just get a tissue ready cum into it and throw it in the garbage. It's the quickest and cleanest way, you monkeys.

I'm doing it in tissue

i used to do that but if i don't fap for a while i have al ot of cum and it just dampens and pierces through the tissue

>Not being a good boy and catching most of it in your diaper

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Then take 2?

Maybe you should get more layered tissues

Kike.

yeah maybe I could stack them but then there's also the issue that if you're like shooting up a few times until you're empty by the time you unload into the tissue some of it will start dripping down on your cock
fyi i'm and imo it's the most effective method and I say it as an experienced coomer

I dunno, personally like my foreskin

This

I just cum in my diaper before I fall asleep. I use a vibrator and I usually cum before I even get hard.

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Exactly, no messes to clean up if you spurt in your diaper

>Is none of you simply cumming into a tissue, you fucking savages?
>Just get a tissue ready cum into it and throw it in the garbage. It's the quickest and cleanest way, you monkeys.


I smoke meth all day which makes me cum in buckets and buckets and the full body orgasms just don't stop. so i just have a plastic tarp on the ceiling now as It's always a cumstorm.

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i just jizz in my pants to lazy to use tissues

I jek off at least two times daily and change my underway every 1-2 weeks

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these days I use a tenga egg, so I just cum in that and then empty it into the sink / toilet. I used to always just cum onto my belly and then use my fingers to scoop it up and eat it.

its the uber chad coochie-slayer himself boys

I'm in a wheel chair and can't get an erection. so I have a nurse that comes every 2 weeks to massage and milk my prostate. it's pretty good feeling. anyway she just takes it with her in a plastic cup.

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You don't just go to the toilet when you're close to the point of no return? Just cum straight in the bowl and wash your hands...never any mess.

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> How do you clean up your cum after you fap?

I either cum in a sock or in some slut’s mouth. It’s easy.

your wife licks it off

>our forecast today
>a 100% chance of cum

i just flick it off of my hand out the window, like i'm throwing a shiruken at an assassin lurking outside

Use a pocket pussy then rinse it out

I fap in the shower.

My mouth

Then I shower

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>Imagine getting a piece of skin cut off from your body within days of dropping out of the womb, just because.

Chizuru!!

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>cutting into a healthy baby

Woah trips

Guess I won the prize of being the biggest fag on Sup Forums

i self-fuck, all my cum goes into my ass.

With the face of your mom...

normally i just roll down the window and keep flicking my hand till the wind grabs it and then I guess it just lands wherever on the freeway. but now I have a convertible I let the truckers watch me too and they honk honk

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Ah, the circle of life.

Put my fleshlight back into my cum towel and let the cum drip out overnight until i tuck it under my bed in the morning

I honestly can't remember the last time I didn't cum in a diaper. I go to bed each night diapered.. been doing it for at least 2 years now.

Seething cutfag

Rub it on my body and let it dry. It wont leave any traces behind and the next time you shower it will be completely gone.

I usually am lazy and just jizz on my blanket then rotate it the other way so I don't touch it that way I can go to sleep

Ye

hot

You're either 11 based on that fact and the emoticon or a newfag

how did you get started with diapers? how did that fetish come about for you?

ok jew

I usually either cum in a plastic cup, or in a baby wipe.

Okay, Jew-slave.

I want to die

ABSOLUTELY BASED

i just light a match and burn it, the heat evaporates all of the water while the sperm cells turn into ashes which i then mix with a rail and snort in order to keep the cycle going yet another iteration

Same