I'm a 40 year old virgin and just got turned down by a single mom

I'm a 40 year old virgin and just got turned down by a single mom.
Clearly there is no lower level than this.

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>its your own fault
>she turned you down
I know man I just can't stand it anymore.
At least I'm not one of these murderous insane incels but I ain't much better.

Maybe you lack social skills.

Joker?

It's the 4th time I ask her out.
Everytime my confidence falls more.
And she isn't the only woman who rejected me recently.

I know.
How can I be such a retard

Are you fat and ugly? Try working out and turning your life around.

You sound like a sad sack and even if you try to hide it to people, they can tell through subtle hints. It's entirely true that people cannot respect you until you respect yourself.

No.
For real.

Try changing your desperate attitude by not giving a shit anymore.

>Are you fat and ugly?
No
>Try working out and turning your life around.
I managed to get a master's of science in electrical engineering, learned a lot on mathematics and computer science and I have a relatively good paying job in software development.
>You sound like a sad sack and even if you try to hide it to people, they can tell through subtle hints.
I know.
Worst is when I can't control the words coming out of my mouth and I reveal what a sad sack of shit I am.
>It's entirely true that people cannot respect you until you respect yourself.
True, I try to fake it hard but it's so hard, they know.

What you accomplish has nothing to do with the quality of your life. It's impressive, but self betterment comes from a trained and continued habit of actively seeking to make you and the things in your sphere of influence better.

Literally force yourself to practice and build a habit of seeing things that make you unhappy as solutions in waiting. Ex: How can I appear more likable to people? What would make me feel prouder of myself? What's something I can do that would help me eat better and have a regular sleep schedule?

It will take a lot of time, but you'll see your happiness improve steadily.

Lol. Why do you think a single mom is the bottom of the barrel? Fuck me you really ARE useless

He probably would fuck you, literally fuming single mom user.

Looool. Everyone knows theres no females here
Married 40 year old user with 2 kids checking in

Trust me, raising 2 kids with a significant other is hard enough, you really think a solo parent has any time to lurk on /b?

>Why do you think a single mom is the bottom of the barrel?
Because I'm a 40 year old virgin.
You expect me not to me a crazy retard?
At least I'm self aware of my failure enough to not be a threat to society.
And I have job, pay taxes and not live on social welfare.
At least give me these.
>Fuck me you really ARE useless
True

Not sure how you feel about whores OP but you probably need to get past the whole virgin thing first before pursuing a woman you really want. The first time it might be embarrassing because the whore will know you are a virgin but who cares what they think? Go to Vegas where no one knows you and buy a few high dollar whores and gain confidence.

>you really think a solo parent has any time to lurk on /b
This.
OP 40 yo virgin.
The single mom that turned me down really has no time.

What about using some of your fat salary to purchase a lil professional help?

Seems like I have no excuse anymore with having a job and all.
I should pay a prostitute.

Where do you live OP? We need to start adopting hopeless cases like you and teach you how to pick up women.

>Where do you live OP?
I'm scared to even reveal this
>We need to start adopting hopeless cases like you and teach you how to pick up women.
I need help

Don't worry, you can trust us, we're The Chan. Trust us with all.

Buy the prostitute, tell her your fantasy is a normal date, filled with getting to know you conversation followed by sex. Just going thru the motions of how these things go will build confidence.

Well, if you are close to Toronto Canada, I'll help you.

And don't tell the animals on this board any identifying information.

Wear more expensive clothes. Drive a more expensive car. Women are shallow, even the relatively nice ones gravitate to men with money even subconsciously.

This is terrible advice

Alright I will try to dress less casual in work, like buttoned shirts and shit and I'll try to make my hair better

This is good!
A woman used to having men request shitting in their mouths would welcome a job like you.
Be honest with who you are, why you’re using her professional services, be business about it!
The whole thing could be quite a wholesome experience

being rejected by a prostitute

Please dear fucking god don't do this.

It leads to dating prostitutes and being a huge fucking creep.

sex is overrated. relationships are over rated.

just buy a hooker and enjoy the finer things in life.

Find yourself a single, 40+ jewish woman. They'll marry anything on two legs with a cock

You lack confidence. Women can sense that in you. If you can convince yourself that you are worthy, you will not convince a woman. Here is a start. Next week you need to start a conversation with 50 random strangers. Men, women, I don't matter. Build up your confidence.

Being turned down by a crackhead prostitute is probably lower?

Find something you're interested in, be it gym, yoga, painting, whatever. Start going to places where people gather to do it, eventually you'll meet someone who's into you.

I recently hooked up with a single mom myself. We got together a few times, shit was cash, really enjoy her company and her body. Was hoping to convert to an ltr, but she declined. Not sure if I'll see her again. Try to get too close and they freindzone you. Oh well. Least I got to close the deal with her a few times. You? incel for life I guess.

what if i stage it

How hard have you tried to get laid?

I'm a 35.. soon to be 36 year old virgin.. I'll be in your shoes soon.

You can always join a super conservative church. If you learn the motions of being a good Christian, give the church lots of money over time you will become more prominent and some gullible father will betroth his hot virgin daughter to you.

>It's the 4th time I ask her out.

Protip, stop asking after the first time they turn you down.

You are Indian aren't you.

just save up money and get a callgirl you idiot

31 y/o here.

Not a virgin, fucked a lot of single moms. Once you turn 30, you'll learn that any females around your age are single mothers. The young hot college girls just want to fuck guys with pretty faces and the single mothers want to fuck anyone they think has money because most of them have no job, no life ambitions and some live with their parents still with their kids.

Just pretend you have money. That's literally all you need.

What it leads to is a prostitute deciding to take advantage of you, telling you you're the one, moving in, stealing all your valuables, fucking tricks in your bed while you are working, and giving all your money to her drug addicted pimp, then trying to sue you for alimony.

>most of them have no job, no life ambitions and some live with their parents
literally most of this sites demography KEK

This is the best advice. Be something, anything, other than a love-sick desperate man, and love will gravitate to you. Also, pickup artists and MGOTW is toxic incel bullshit.

taking them out on dates instead of doing the business and staying out of each others lives.

I mostly just see people who are depressed alcoholics and bored with life. There's really not much else of a reason to come here. Most of us wake up, do the same shit 9-5 job, come home, fap, lurk and repeat.

I'm sure there's a lot of actual NEETs on here.

cheetos man
they put weed in the cheetos

Asian?

Prostitutes are not low because they are just working you are just a deal to take or not. Single mother tho, they are ready for sex with no attachments, just casual literally any average men willing to put it in them. And OP was rejected not even a bj.

Yeah but they're crazy as fuck though. The last single mother I banged was a girl named Sherry. I was drunk and dumb enough to give her my number, real number. Went in no condom and came in her, because drunk.

The day after, she's texting me how she hopes I got her pregnant, texting me pictures of vacation resorts, houses we could live in together and how she wants me to raise her children with her.

>single, 40+ jewish woman
Rejected by even that, not exactly Jewish (although she could be a Jewess) but very close to Jewish

No, I'm white

>some live with their parents still with their kids
True for her.

>wake up, do the same shit 9-5 job, come home, fap, lurk and repeat
OP here and this is me but if you add the traffic it's more like a 9-10 job and too tired often to masturbate

No, white and European

Or 50% Jewess, not sure

And just around 40, closer to 40 than 35 and she rejected me repeatedly

> I'm a 40 year old virgin and just got turned down by a single mom.

42 yo oldfag here. user, you’re fucking this up, but I’m going to help you. After 40 scoring (certain types) of pussy becomes fucking trivial.

List your assets (Good job? Car? Own place?)
List your drawbacks (Autism? Anxiety? Microdick?)
And tell us how you’re meeting women.

We’ll come up with a plan of attack. Here’s a 19 year old pussy I used to wreck for inspiration.

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that picture looks like a murder scene

> Why do you think a single mom is the bottom of the barrel?

A single mom is literally the bottom of the barrel. Granted, I’ve never fucked a mom, but I loathe children and don’t really waste my time with chicks over 25, but imagine not only the hassles of her having a kid, but the destroyed pussy and chewed on nipples. No fucking thank you.

Here’s some 20 yo pussy from last summer.

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Why would a single mom want a 40yr. virgin? She has kids?

> that picture looks like a murder scene

lol she’s very much alive, but most of the chicks I get with are young and broke and using iPhone 5’s so the quality of the nudes I get are rarely HD.

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Don't forget the parentheses whenever you write (((Joker))) anywhere.

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Because she doesn't know I am a virgin?
I'm grasping at straws here.

>20 yo pussy
With Hello Kitty panties? You sure she was 20

> You sure she was 20
Pretty sure?

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Hahahha lmao meanwhile I'm 30 still scoring 18 - 21 year old girls.

Youre walking a tight line there user, 15 years ago I would say probably 20. But now she could be 14, even in college you cant be 100% sure somebody is over 16 because of the fucking retarded academic system. My son is 15 taking college courses at NC State and 6'1 215 lbs

> I'm 30 still scoring 18 - 21 year old girls.

Feels good, right? One time I had to google “age of consent NY” in a mall food court when a chick told me two things:
1. I lied. I’m 17 and in HS.
2. I want to suck your dick in the car right now.

17 thank god is legal in NY. Devirginated her about a month later.

> Youre walking a tight line there user

See my other post. I fucking know it. I actually kinda dated this one, though. Met her dad and everything. She was definitely legal. Some of them are questionable, though.

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> Met her dad and everything.

Imagine how awkward it is to meet the parents of a girl you’re clearly fucking and they’re younger than you.

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OP you still here?

the trick to pump&dumping single moms is to not let them know how little you think of them until after you've come inside her and left.

> after you've come inside her and left.

how 2 becum a single dad